Willy Wonka🍫

30 Dec 2024 08:33

Poles and Holes, I am back


comment what kind of memes you wanna see

Willy Wonka🍫

28 Dec 2024 09:02

The jerk store called

They are running out of you

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Dec 2024 05:39

Dear uncles and aunts please stop making Instagram account, we already left facebook for you

Willy Wonka🍫

23 Dec 2024 16:07

She: Where did you learn to do that with your fingers? 😳

Me with 100 hours of magnetic field qns: Guess it’s a hands-on experience. 😎

Willy Wonka🍫

17 Dec 2024 05:55

I am always frank and earnest with my ladies.

Sometimes I am Frank, Sometimes I am Earnest.

Willy Wonka🍫

16 Dec 2024 01:33

Me: Please be in line to enter
She: But I'm a woman
Me: Then what are you doing here? Be in kitch-
She: What do you mean? Women are only for kitchen?
Me: Yes
She: That's ridiculous, women are equal to men
Me: Be in line.

Willy Wonka🍫

06 Dec 2024 18:55

I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE MY FRIEND AFTER FINDING OUT HOW MUCH GAYS EARN ON THE OF

Willy Wonka🍫

05 Dec 2024 10:41

The last four letters of the word "queue" are not silent, they are just waiting for their turn.

Willy Wonka🍫

04 Dec 2024 07:24

Doctor: So where does it hurt?

Me: If you reduce the fees, then I'll tell you, otherwise find it yourself.

Willy Wonka🍫

01 Dec 2024 08:48

I saw it with my own eyes, too many views

Willy Wonka🍫

28 Nov 2024 00:20

My wife just said, "You weren't even listening, were you?

I thought to myself...

"That's a really strange
way to start off a
conversation..."

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Nov 2024 02:25

I got one too anyone want gift?

Willy Wonka🍫

24 Nov 2024 13:26

Back then dads had 3-4 kids.

Nowadays kids have 3-4 dads.

Climate change is crazy

Willy Wonka🍫

26 May 2024 04:35

You will never know why lying is horrible till you have to write an essay on why racism is bad for society.

Willy Wonka🍫

25 May 2024 11:49

Do you know why some couples dont go to the gym,
because some relationships don't work out

Willy Wonka🍫

28 Dec 2024 13:43

RI-Racist intelligence, the best one

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Dec 2024 14:09

Why Santa’s sack so big

Because he comes only once a year

Willy Wonka🍫

26 Dec 2024 05:11

Therapist said I have social anxiety instead of calling me a sigma male with infinite aura

Willy Wonka🍫

23 Dec 2024 14:24

Thank god I wasn’t born in Spain

Because I don’t know Spanish

Willy Wonka🍫

16 Dec 2024 11:42

Loyalty. What Loyalty!??.
I saw my own brain leave during the exam.

There is no loyalty🥲

Willy Wonka🍫

15 Dec 2024 06:12

The doctor spent more time delivering the baby than You(the guy) who helped make it. At this point, the baby is just as much the doctor's baby as it is yours.🥲

Willy Wonka🍫

06 Dec 2024 13:48

I named my 🥩 "free food" so I can tell people I give "free food" to homeless kids all day

Willy Wonka🍫

04 Dec 2024 19:38

Have a physics test tomorrow, gonna test out gravity today

Willy Wonka🍫

02 Dec 2024 19:38

when I'm about to dip because my son was born with a disability but I remember I can just post him on tiktok live and make a fortune

Willy Wonka🍫

28 Nov 2024 17:20

"Dating many girls is just a way of confusing your enemies from attacking your main Girl”, But ladies will not understand this strategy

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Nov 2024 09:25

my wife got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"

Willy Wonka🍫

25 Nov 2024 10:24

took me a while to understand

Willy Wonka🍫

23 Nov 2024 04:25

Where to find this kind of girls

Willy Wonka🍫

25 May 2024 19:04

Does a dog a from Germany understand a dog from UK?

Willy Wonka🍫

25 May 2024 08:10

When you are walking with bro after class and he starts the convo with the "there's this girl", You know its going to be legendary