Willy Wonka🍫

13 Apr 2025 04:29

If you ever wondered

Willy Wonka🍫

26 Mar 2025 06:28

Yesterday my three years all niece killed a butter fly and I got mad and said no butter for week today she killed a cockroach I told her nice try

Willy Wonka🍫

25 Mar 2025 00:36

I woke up at 6.30am instead of 3.53am

Willy Wonka🍫

25 Feb 2025 08:29

69 make sense only when 2 lesbian vampires are on period at the same time

Willy Wonka🍫

18 Feb 2025 14:15

Someone invited me for a gender reveal party, and I was the only one there without pants on.

Willy Wonka🍫

15 Feb 2025 16:07

Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.. This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes'

Willy Wonka🍫

04 Feb 2025 11:28

A child can play with its mother's breasts but not its father's testicles.

Willy Wonka🍫

03 Feb 2025 12:19

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket.

But a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.

Willy Wonka🍫

28 Jan 2025 19:03

If soap smells good but tastes horrible… how do we know poop doesn’t taste like candy?

Willy Wonka🍫

25 Jan 2025 08:23

My son is denying me from drinking his wife's milk, while he has drank my wife's milk

Willy Wonka🍫

21 Jan 2025 16:11

Talking to fat girl at the gym is like investing in bitcoin in 2006

Willy Wonka🍫

20 Jan 2025 08:04

DadChad

Willy Wonka🍫

16 Jan 2025 04:38

I hope one day I'll sleep before midnight like normal humans do.
Everyday I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today

Willy Wonka🍫

11 Jan 2025 14:22

AI: I will take your job.
Me: You can’t.
AI: Why not?
Me: Because I’m unemployed.
AI: …
Me: Checkmate.

Willy Wonka🍫

04 Jan 2025 14:10

I left my math paper blank so that my math teacher can spend more time with his family.

Willy Wonka🍫

03 Apr 2025 07:20

WHAT IF APRIL FOOLS IS ACTUALLY ON 2ND APRIL AND WE'VE BEEN FOOLED THIS WHOLE TIME

Willy Wonka🍫

25 Mar 2025 09:53

If lesbians were real their sex toys would be shaped like pu$$ie$.

Willy Wonka🍫

18 Mar 2025 19:48

what if alcohol was addicted to me and im just a victim? did you ever think of that?

Willy Wonka🍫

20 Feb 2025 14:11

I can’t unsee it now

Willy Wonka🍫

15 Feb 2025 16:10

“Meeting a girl in the park is good.

But parking meat 🥩 in a girl is better.”

Willy Wonka🍫

08 Feb 2025 14:36

did you know "🤮" is emoji of giving head to Shrek?

Willy Wonka🍫

03 Feb 2025 16:28

Mr Information when he found others spreading Ms Information. 😔

Willy Wonka🍫

02 Feb 2025 11:30

If you want to get flowers on February 14

You have to d!e on February 13

Willy Wonka🍫

27 Jan 2025 04:00

If your parachute malfunctions during a sky dive, don't worry, you have the rest of your life to figure it out

Willy Wonka🍫

24 Jan 2025 06:40

When she asks you "how is it so small' and you tell her to stfu because she doesnt even have one. but then she proves you wrong

Willy Wonka🍫

20 Jan 2025 14:21

She kicked me out cause I yelled "Maximum Pulse" when I whipped it out

Willy Wonka🍫

16 Jan 2025 11:22

Any idea where to buy this, asking for a friend

Willy Wonka🍫

14 Jan 2025 12:39

Youtube really said “Again”😂

Willy Wonka🍫

10 Jan 2025 20:31

You know what, i actually get why lesbians like girls.
Cos i also don’t like guys.😎

Willy Wonka🍫

30 Dec 2024 11:43

Pretend the comment section is a kid search bar