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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
We decided to test OpenAI's image creation functionality by requesting it produce a meme about malware authors
The image it created is funny — although not in the classical sense. It's such a catastrophic failure it has become funny
The longer you look at it, the funnier it is
New vx-underground artwork
Image 1. Drowning in SPAM
Image 2. Malware compression
It'll be open source, you can build it yourself, or you can reverse engineer it, whatever. It's not malware.
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Today a Threat Actor operating under the moniker 'Fortibitch' released 440GB of exfiltrated Fortinet data. The Threat Actor claims the leaked data is a result of a failed extortion attempt. 'Fortibitch' wrote Fortinet allegedly wrote to them they'd rather 'eat poop than pay a ransom'.
Fortinet later confirmed the validity of the compromise to BleepinComputer — writing that customer data was stolen from a "third-party cloud-based shared file drive."
Additionally, 'Fortibitch' gave me a shoutout, referencing a previous vx-underground post debating the correct pronunciation of VXUG, by writing "smelly from Vi-Eks-Yu-Gee".
Subsequently, they addressed me as "-2 IQ degenerate nerd", referencing me mocking myself and my many failures I have apologized for.
Finally, they called me the "Texas Femboy Kisser". While I do not kiss femboys, or people from Texas, this conversation piece is indicative of a group of people I am familiar with.
Hello to you too, 'Fortibitch'.
Today Mastercard bought Cyber Threat Intelligence company RecordedFuture.
Why did a payment service provider acquire a threat intelligence company? Well, it's very simple — we don't understand it at all, but we assure you it's very simple, probably.
"They're putting infostealers in the water, they're making the frogs rich" - Alex Jones if he worked in Cyber Threat Intelligence
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Today the United States Department of Justice announced the conviction of Remy St. Felix. St. Felix is accused of being the mastermind behind a string of violent home invasions targeting individuals possessing large quantities of cryptocurrency.
Prosecutors state St. Felix targeted crypto holders in North Carolina, Florida, Texas, and New York.
Due to the violence of the actions — including assaulting victims, zip-tying them, holding them at a gunpoint, and threatening to murder their family, St. Felix is facing charges for; conspiracy, kidnapping, Hobbs Act robbery, wirefraud, and brandishing a firearm in furtherance of a crime of violence. He is facing a maximum sentence of life in prison.
More information: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/man-convicted-violent-home-invasion-robberies-steal-cryptocurrency
ok but what does eating dogs have to do with malware
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the people behind you trying to read the tiny ass font:
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tl;dr it's cool and badass when your car parses your conversations to determine vehicle passengers, passengers name, locations, traveling speed, objects of interest around them, road conditions, traffic, etc. then sells it to advertisers and data collection groups
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Updates:
Administrative:
- We're still in the process of correcting our downstream mass-oopsie we performed. We identified over 500,000 corrupt malware samples we shared ... we accidentally prepended 'file=' in the raw binary data. Oops. We're almost done restoring all the damage we've caused. It's only taken us 8 days++--;
- All harddrive purchases from April, 2024 have been finalized. Moving forward all drives will be pre-cloned so there is no waiting period — we just mail it out. We're learning, kind of.
Families:
- AgentTesla
- Android.Anubis
- Android.Joker
- Android.SpyNote
- AsyncRAT
- BatchWiper
- FormBook
- GPCodeRansomware
- LockbitRansomware
- Mirai
- RedLine
- Remcos
- SkuldStealer
- SnakeKeylogger
- Turla
- XenoRAT
- XWorm
Schools need to stop teaching kids malware is like, 'trojans', and 'worms', etc. It's not 1996 anymore.
New malware types:
- Ransomware
- Loaders
- Information Stealers
- Piles of shit that doesn't work
- RATs
Good morning, evening, or night.
Instead of working today we're just going to scream out the window as loud as possible.
Thanks,
This person is lying on their resume and claiming to work for vx-underground. It makes zero sense.
1. vx-underground doesn't have contractors.
2. We don't have a security strategy
3. We don't have any sort of policies... or policy management
4. We don't do risk management, or risk assessments
5. We don't do compliance stuff. We have nothing to comply with
6. We don't do incident response
7. We don't do security awareness training
8. We don't deal with vendors
9. We don't do security monitoring, there is nothing to monitor
10. We don't do any sort of security governance, there is no one to report security governance to
11. We don't do continuous improvement
vx-underground is a free website, not a fortune 500 company.
🚨BREAKING 🚨
The CEO of RecordedFuture confirms to us that they cannot wipe $400,000 of debt off our Mastercard credit card. Also, Triage will remain free.
Unironically, 90% of core viewing demographic would (in some shape or form) prefer it to be malware just so they could rip it apart and throw tomatoes at us.
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We're experimenting with a vx-underground Windows Desktop e-reader. It's a simple .NET application that connects to vx-underground, lists papers, and allows you to view them without having to visit the website.
Why? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seems kinda cool. Also, slightly easier to explore
The United Kingdom's National Crime Agency released a statement today.
On September 5th, the individual believed to be responsible for compromising TfL (Transport for London) has been apprehended.
More information:
https://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/arrest-made-in-nca-investigation-into-transport-for-london-cyber-attack
how to write cool malware
1. come up with idea
2. write basic shit code, hurts eyes
3. refine it, make less ugly
4. slowly increase complexity
5. refine it, make it beautiful
6. release it, pretend to understand it
Hello,
We've finished correcting the colossal oopsie we created. We're in the process of correcting the MalwareIngestion bulk releases.
Files are being synced on VirusTotal again.
tl;dr back to getting millions of malwares
Someone tailgating you? Sitting in traffic and bored? Say no more, fam. Thanks to HengersCS you can now educate people on the password while driving.
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Today TheRecordMedia released an article regarding Ford's new patent: targeted advertisements by actively monitoring and listening to passengers conversations.
It sounds bad, but reading the article it's actually x100 worse.
More information: https://therecord.media/ford-patent-application-in-vehicle-listening-advertising
Win32.PileOfShit.xy-4aed2e104fbcf37c57b6f1039541de2d8e0898b26353f5dab9bc5a9a10f47744
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"why do you guys make such weird posts??"
Because we've been discussing malware, collecting malware, writing malware, reversing malware, reviewing malware, reading about malware — anything and everything malware for years.
It has fundamentally corrupted our minds
Airliners now let you sit on the wings of the aircraft (or maybe this is a bug in the ticket purchasing software, hard to tell)
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Dear gay4smellyvx,
It was a truly epic gamer move that you were cheating in Call of Duty. We're sorry for your loss.
R.I.P.