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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
Pouring one out for the homies who had weeks of shit posts lined up memeing the death of TikTok
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Photo sent to us from _FaceFTW.
This is by FAR the rarest kitty cat we've ever seen.
RIP to the homie TikTok.
We'll miss all of your brainrot, pseudo celebrities, and hyper-invasive data collection strategies.
Thanks to daaximus. When I was writing this my compiler kept trying to optimize segments of my code out. He spotted it. Smart guy. Smarter than me.
Also, also, everyone who wrote this using try-catch's or Python or AI is a coward
Nearly 30* sorry. The article doesn't explicitly list each track released. We also didn't research it more beyond this article.
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Tonight on the vx-underground talk show: our featured guest will be _MG_
_MG_ is the creator of the infamous OMG Cable which is sold on Hak5. We'll be talking about hardware hacking, hardware malware.
We'll also have our intern and hotdog analyst present.
9PM EST.
We ran string dump on Telegram and found some interesting messages. What does this mean, Telegram?
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Every invited guest cancelled or is unable to attend the vx-underground talk show tomorrow.
To compensate for this we will be inviting a homeless person we found outside a gas station who tried to sell us methamphetamine
Stacey makes a great point.
Last weekend at a family gathering I sat across the dining room table from my 16 month old nephew.
I had multiple clear-cut career accomplishments in 2024. My 16 month old nephew? Zero.
He can't code
He can't drive
He poops his pants
He hasn't even tried to enroll in any formal higher education institutes
"How do you *do* that?!" I asked in shock. I asked, "how do you do nothing all day except go poo poo pee pee in your pants? You can't even code in PYTHON!"
He pooped his pants in response.
> have coding project idea
> complete it
> unhappy
guess ill just introduce unnecessary amounts of convolution into the code, make it basically unreadable to myself and others, and then forget how it works in a few weeks
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In 2024 we didn't:
- Get any certificates
- Complete any college courses
- Get featured in documentaries
- Win awards
Actually, we haven't gotten any of these in years.... :(
RansomHub ransomware group claims to have ransomed EUROCERT*. However, we believe this name is misleading because the domain listed, EUROCERT-dot-pl, does not appear to be an authority of the European Union.
(We have no idea how the EU works, maybe wrong)
Info via AlvieriD
All services will be restored on Wednesday.
Thank god, we're bored as hell
> get letter in the mail
> from health insurance place
> oh_no.png
> open mail
> health insurance company says data was in a security breach
oh thank god, was worried it was something important
praying to god we have the first president of the united states to perform a rug pull
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We'll never forget when, upon initial installation, it was infinite scrolling of half naked women twerking, street fights, and educational videos about turtles.
It was surreal. We never understood it. We uninstalled in less than 2 days.
We're having some problems with our migration and Claude "AI" is not being helpful. 🙄
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Here is my implementation of a keylogger without if, else, loops, switches, etc.
In the attached threads you'll see some cool submissions too from daaximus and x86matthew.
However, neither are as ridiculous and overcomplicated as mine.
https://pastebin.com/raw/uuNQ6zep
https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1879395134321954958
Someone compromised something and leaked 30 never been before and unreleased Eminem songs.
https://hypebeast.com/2025/1/eminems-team-condemns-song-leaks-info
Tonight on the vx-underground talk show our intern and our Chief Hotdog Analyst will be joining to discuss:
1. Is there malware in tires? Can Goodyear tires prevent malware?
2. Do hotdogs pose a threat to national security?
3. Taking calls from callers
People are reporting Conduent, the entity which handles state-benefits, child support, medical billing, etc. is currently offline. It's outage was sudden and seemingly out of nowhere.
Let's see if it's user(s) error, a technical outage, or the worst thing to happen on a Friday
New infrastructure is up.
Papers have been migrated. Tomorrow, whenever we get to it, the site will be restored to show stuff we've migrated.
It's going to take some time to move the malware samples (it's big). Once that's done we'll restore the VXDB and then move back to kitty cat collections.
A long time ago I wrote code that would use callbacks to determine when a USB device with a valid filesystem was inserted.
If it did, it would copy itself to it.
tl;dr the malware is coming from the machine!!111
https://pastebin.com/raw/sVyz1Nsk
It's okay, mysterious husband described on LinkedIn, we're bums too and also collect cat pictures
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try writing a keylogger on windows that doesn't use if-else statements, while loops, for loops, do while, etc. switch statements also arent allowed
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Top free apps right now in the United States on the Google Play Store
Chat, we are cooked (Lemon8 is owned by TikTok)
This is the United States of Ameriburger, was worried the health insurance company was going to charge me $45,000 for that time I visited my doctor for a check-up
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It's wonderful seeing people produce creative educational content.
Thank you, endingwithali for highlighting this exceptionally talented programmer and their unique educational courses
Had to censor the image though because of all the peepees, butts, and boobies