Coinbase hittin' is with those transaction fees. They nabbed us of $647 (this is the money for the giveaway)
Читать полностью…We're doing giveaways in a little over 24 hours (December 5th, 2024). If you want free stuff please read this post.
IMPORTANT: We apologize in advance for the insane giveaway spam some of you are going to see. Unfortunately, the next ... 20 days-ish will be dedicated to giving people stuff. Sorry! Please don't hate us:(
1. All giveaways will take place on Twitter.
2. All giveaways work worldwide EXCEPT countries sanctioned by the United States government (Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Russia, Syria)
3. All winners will be listed publicly (Twitter handle, not your real name).
4. Some prizes require PII-disclosure. If you win a prize then complain you don't want to share your address, you will be disqualified. How the hell are we gonna mail you something if you won't give us an address?
Gifts this Holiday season:
Physical goods:
- $2,200 (divided between 11 people, each person gets $200 of computer-related stuff)
- $7,500 (divided between 30 people, each person gets $250 of computer related stuff)
- $10,000 (divided between 20 people, each person gets $500 of computer related stuff)
- $100 of vx-underground merch
- 5 copies of Black Mass Volume I (1 per person)
- 5 copies of Black Mass Volume II (1 per person)
- 75 cybersecurity stickers (5 per person)
Courses:
- Certified Red Team Professional (x3)
- Certified Red Team Expert (x3)
- Certified Azure Red Team Professional (x3)
- Zero2Automated (x10)
- C5W Certified Malware Analyst (x10)
- Evilginx Mastery (x12)
- Malcore Lifetime Reverse Engineer Plan (x10)
- MalDevAcademy Lifetime Access Plan (x3)
- MalDevAcademy Database Access Plan (x3)
... more coming as we finalize some details with others. Expect more courses, some VPNs, and cool stuff!
tl;dr spooky malware ppl who spam cats r cool sometimes
Updates:
Bulk downloads:
- VirusSign.2024.11.17
- VirusSign.2024.11.18
- VirusSign.2024.11.19
- VirusSign.2024.11.20
- VirusSign.2024.11.21
- VirusSign.2024.11.22
- VirusSign.2024.11.23
- VirusSign.2024.11.24
- VirusSign.2024.11.25
- VirusSign.2024.11.26
- Malware.2024.11.16
- Malware.2024.11.17
- Malware.2024.11.18
- Malware.2024.11.19
- Malware.2024.11.20
- Malware.2024.11.21
- Malware.2024.11.22
- Malware.2024.11.23
- Malware.2024.11.24
- Malware.2024.11.25
- Malware.2024.11.26
- Malware.2024.11.27
- Malware.2024.11.28
Families:
- AgentTelsa
- Android.SpyNote
- Android.Triada
- AsyncRAT
- BeaverTail
- BlankGrabber
- BugSleep
- CobaltStrike
- CryptBot
- DeLoader
- DonutLoader
- Emansrepo
- FPSpy
- GuLoader
- HerbstRansomware
- IceCache
- IcedId
- IceEvent
- Kaijii
- KLogExe
- Latrodectus
- LummaStealer
- PetyaRansomware
- RedLine
- Remcos
- RustyClaw
- ShadyHammock
- SnappyBeeLoader
- TidePool
- ToneShell
- VilsaStealer
Update: Error on our end. Random high person responded with a lovely message to us.
"Ain't not a thang, butta chicken wang, mama cita" - High man on the internet, 2024
Hello,
Due to increase of nerds giving us stuff to give to other nerds, this year we will begin holiday giveaways December 10th, 2024.
As of right now we have $65,331.11 of gifts to distribute and the list keeps growing. We are expecting to exceed $80,000 in gifts this year.
"tHe pErSon You FolloW iS a CriMinAl", yes, we know this. That is precisely why we follow them (sometimes we larp as cybercrime TMZ)
Читать полностью…So far this holiday season we've got $14,000 in gifts to giveaway.
We've got more coming. We're estimating nearly $30,000 for noobs and nerds.
Dear large vendors, training course providers, and rich people,
It is time for the 2nd annual tuts-for-nerds giveaway series for the holiday season. If you're any of the 3 listed above, please contact us so we can give stuff away to nerds in need.
Thanks,
ChatGPT is showing some prompt errors. The general public (who are primarily NOT tech savvy) become aware of the issue. They have two options. Which will they choose?
Читать полностью…ChatGPT can't say David Faber, or David Mayer, via the Web UI. It can however say the names programmatically via the API.
It's something to do with policy or flagging, a weird bug. Alternatively, as many have hypothesized, it could the illuminati and the big spooky banks!!!!1
Shout-out to 'cth'. No idea who this guy is, but he's been immeasurably helpful to us. He's like our Senior Internet Degeneracy correspondent (we never hired him, he randomly showed up and gives us stuff).
Читать полностью…Today it was unveiled that a 'video game researcher' SvenTek_667 has come into possession of the source code to Crysis 3 — the 2013 first-person shooter video game.
We have no idea why nerds are freaking out about this game (we never played it), but people are going nuts
We made a dumb joke about a path inside of a Windows binary. We were flooded by angry nerds telling us it's from an ASSERT, it's a _FILE_ macro, it's from a AzureDevOps pipeline.
tfw you make a joke (and oopsie, didn't know it was from AzureDevOps) (please stop yelling at us)
November 7th, 2024, Richard Densmore a/k/a Rabid, was sentenced to 30 years in prison for the sexual exploitation of children.
Mr. Densmore created a Discord community named 'Sewer' where members aimed to recruit children. Upon arrival to the Discord server Mr. Densmore would manipulate the children into performing and/or creating self-harm videos. Additionally, Mr. Densmore advertised the Discord server for having 'live self-harm' videos from children.
He often demanded the child to use boxcutters to cut 'Rabid', 'Sewer', or '764' into their limbs.
Attached are two photos of Mr. Densmore. The first photo is during his initial arrest. The second photo is Mr. Densmore following his sentencing and placement in a Federal prison.
We are unsure of what has happened to Mr. Densmore, but a mere 5 months of incarceration (County jail then transfer to Federal prison) has dramatically altered his appearance.
Information and photos via 'cth'
Important message
If you want free stuff for the holiday season, read this message carefully. For starters:
1. DO NOT DM US ASKING FOR FREE STUFF
2. DO NOT EMAIL US ASKING FOR FREE STUFF
We're not the fuckin' computer GodFather. We see your messages, we're sorry things are hard for you, okay? But we can't give every person with a sob story free shit. There's a lot of nerds on this planet and we can't just give you free shit because your dog overdosed on fentanyl or your Dad is a drunk. Talk to a therapist, not us. If you contact us directly asking for free things we will orbital monkey bonk you.
Thanks,
- smelly smellington
> get message from person wanting to donate
> open conversation with "lol im really high"
> say they want to donate books
> ok_cool.jpeg
> they give us wrong amount of money
> they apologize
> they disappear
Goodnight, sweet Prince.
Here is our current giveaway list this holiday season. Be prepared for Twitter giveaways.
*Large sums of money will be used for gifts e.g. books, computer parts, courses, etc.
The goodies (thus far):
https://giveaways.vx-underground.org/
Today Stanislav Moiseyev (Cтанислав Моисеев), the "main organizer" of the infamous Hydra drug market, was sentenced to life in prison in Russia.
His accomplices were given sentences ranging from 8 years in prison to 23 years in prison.
Information via @club31337
We can't believe it's come to this.
Us following someone is not an endorsement, it is not a certificate of approval, and it is not us saying they're cool and badass.
Thanks,
- smelly smellington
Shout-out to /g/'s Tech Memes and Tech Crimes on Telegram.
They've been our primary source of tech-related shit posts for over a year now. They're doing God's work.
Image 3 isn't ours. We stole it from some LLM nerds discussing the issue shown above. They're probably wrong though, this isn't a policy issue, this is (for real, fo' real), the Rothschild and Big Brother censoring your ability to print names onto a screen
Читать полностью…Correction: the source code to Crysis 3 was leaked in 2020 by Egregor ransomware group. The source code was in password protected 7z file. Either no one tried to bruteforce it, or people kept hush-hush about it.
tfw the password was literally 123123
Hello,
We can now share the documents from the Ticketmaster / Snowflake hacker a/k/a Waifu.
We've censored it, or tried our best to. We will discuss it more later.
You can download it here: https://samples.vx-underground.org/tmp/censored%20(1).pdf
Hello, we're aware vx-underground is down.
Thankfully this time it's not our fault. It's Wasabi's fault. They're having a massive outage.
It'll be back when it's back.
Bologna FC has been ransomed by RansomHub ransomware group.
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/bologna-fc-confirms-data-breach-after-ransomhub-ransomware-attack/
Today Mikhail Pavlovich Matveev a/k/a Wazawaka was arrested in Kaliningrad, Russia.
Mikhail Matveev is a bit of a ransomware 'celebrity', often blatantly showing his face and his 'work flow'. He has been tied to Lockbit, Conti, and BABUK
https://ria.ru/20241129/sud-1986456557.html