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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
In all seriousness, we've had a few people link us YouTube videos covering popular compromises by Threat Actors in a YouTube video essay-like format. It's really cool stuff — we're glad people are creating cool content designed for everyday normal people so they can get a glimpse in the cybersecurity ecosystem.
However, from our perspective, we can't watch these cybersecurity and/or malware related videos. It's like, we post about malware online, we do malware stuff for work-work, we do VXUG work, we research malware, collect malware, discuss malware, write malware, reverse malware, meme malware, cover malware news. Malware is our lives.
If malware seeps into our tiny little safe space of YouTube brain rot, we might all collectively end up in a psychiatric facility.
tl;dr malware all day, want to watch 30 second clips of cats on internet, need escape from malware when sleepy time
Still going beep boop on the virus exchange.
We've moved a total of 23,234,838 malware.
uploading malware in the morning
uploading malware in the evening
uploading malware at supper time
Today the United States government unsealed (more) documents on the JFK assassination.
It's 1,123 digitized documents.
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/release-2025
tldr saw more ai startups and went into mini psychosis
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We also hear "my malware is FUD (full undetected)". How is your malware FUD, when everyone else is claiming their malware is FUD, and you aren't Emotet 2.0 Electric Bugaloo?
It just don't make sense
> "i don't use protonmail, it's ran by the deepstate"
> *uses gmail*
Security researcher gentoo_python discovered a Prompt Injection on VirusTotal.
Could this be used as a form of social engineering to trick users into thinking a file is safe when it's not?
File hash: 1d30bfee48043a643a5694f8d5f3d8f813f1058424df03e55aed29bf4b4c71ce
hAcKeRs jUst wAnT tO eXplOrE
It's not 1991 anymore. It's 2025. "Hackers" (the name is butchered, makes me uncomfortable), aren't compromising places to explore. If they want to explore, they'll watch a YouTube essay or browse Wikipedia.
They want money (or to be a nuisance)
fr tho bro is cooked, fbi prolly lowkey thinkin of killing his ass (he tripped and fell out a window)
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Ransomware but instead of encrypting data it puts parental controls on the victims computer and restricts them from visiting anime-related websites
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Shoutout to Windows 11 for automatically restarting while I was compressing data.
I love compressing 2,213,220 malwares and having you Thanos snap my progress into nothingness
Patio Olmos mall, in Córdoba, Argentina, has a place selling malware merchandise (?). It's from a brand called Isabella Catolica
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Writing malware isn't a crime.
Speeding through a school zone while drunk is a crime
this was from a bagel bites commercial sometime in the late 90s. hasnt left my head in decades. please help
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A long time ago we posted "we need more women writing malware" and Infosec people lost their mind.
They immediately proclaimed writing malware is a crime. They called us bad names. They compared it to "we need more female killers".
The very people who say "hAcKeRs aRe MiSunDeRsTooD" and "HAcKiNg iSnT a CrImE" picked on us, imposing the same fate "hacking" once had.
Interestingly, some of those people who insulted us, mocked us, called us bad names, are now suddenly for "maldev" and malware research. It's interesting that when we were unpopular and small, we were an easy target and picked on.
Now that we're one of the largest infosec social media profiles, suddenly maldev and malware research is cool.
They seem to have forgotten. We haven't forgotten.
AI is Pandora's Box.
Once LLMs got popular, all the evils of the world, such as sickness, death, and suffering, were unleashed onto the world.
Unlike Pandora's Box, we cannot shut down AI. We have no hope.
It's all ogre now, Chat
> log into github
> over 9000 notifications
> wtf.mp4
> *click*
> uR cOdE iN uR mAlWaRe scR coDe RepO maY Be VulNerAbLe
I'd guesstimate 99.9% of malware we find is generic trash. By trash I mean recycled techniques, same ol' code, maybe they'll put a spin on it and write it in Rust, or Go, or Zig, or doo-doo-kaka-blim-blam — whatever language is trending.
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Anyone who unironically endorses or performs "vibe coding" will be thrown out of a helicopter while kicking and screaming.
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Made a silly response, currently exploding with people being like "haHA ur CooKed BRO"
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BRO, I COMPROMISED A HOSPITAL USING LUMMA STEALER LOGS TO EXPLORE I SWARE I WAS JUST EXPLORING
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*downloads 1 episode of Naruto off pirate bay*
"fuc da feds dey gunnin after me, I put dat on da O"
The alleged developer (and core member) of Lockbit ransomware group is being extradited from Israel to the United States.
Will law enforcement be nice to him? Will he face 20 years or more? Will he attempt an hero? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
Yes, currently maining Windows 11 while handling terabytes of malware. Don't be a big baby — what's the worst that can happen?
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> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> everything's computer