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14 Mar 2025 01:23

*downloads 1 episode of Naruto off pirate bay*

"fuc da feds dey gunnin after me, I put dat on da O"

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14 Mar 2025 00:43

The alleged developer (and core member) of Lockbit ransomware group is being extradited from Israel to the United States.

Will law enforcement be nice to him? Will he face 20 years or more? Will he attempt an hero? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 13:17

Yes, currently maining Windows 11 while handling terabytes of malware. Don't be a big baby — what's the worst that can happen?

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13 Mar 2025 08:00

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> everything's computer

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11 Mar 2025 16:12

> wake up
> check twitter place
> normies discussing hacking

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11 Mar 2025 05:53

Just 0day'd the McDonald's drive-thru using a newly created technique called "Stack McChickens". You push McChickens onto the stack until the program McChickens.

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11 Mar 2025 04:52

Update on virus-dot-exchange migration.

We're going pretty good.

14,829,127 unique malwares pushed.

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11 Mar 2025 02:04

Elon Musk did an interview today stating the IP addresses in the X cyber attack (?) originated from "the Ukraine area" (???).

This has resulted in many people believing the the Ukrainian government is responsible for the DdoS attack on X

vx-underground

10 Mar 2025 20:13

Creating a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address

vx-underground

10 Mar 2025 04:05

Linux? More like linSUX, am I right? haHA get rage baited nerd

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09 Mar 2025 13:01

Chat, we are cooked. The 90s is considered old now.

vx-underground

08 Mar 2025 04:46

Busy, have a random meme from the phone. Talk soon

Love you

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05 Mar 2025 18:22

Chat, we've spread misinformation on the internet.

Yesterday we posted BianLian was sending extortion letters through the mail. That was incorrect. It is a BianLian impersonator trying to scam people.

Please accept our handwritten apology.

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05 Mar 2025 02:45

current desk setup: old spice deodorant stick (gets hot af in office), broken smoke detector, broken xbox controller, a bunch of pill bottles, vitamin pills, vape coils, vape juice, wires (idk where they go), some lego parts, tape measure (idk why), lens cleaner, unopened mail

vx-underground

05 Mar 2025 01:52

BianLian is actually sending extortion letters through the mail. But the letter with the shit handwriting that makes no sense is a joke.

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 00:44

fr tho bro is cooked, fbi prolly lowkey thinkin of killing his ass (he tripped and fell out a window)

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13 Mar 2025 19:18

Ransomware but instead of encrypting data it puts parental controls on the victims computer and restricts them from visiting anime-related websites

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 13:15

Shoutout to Windows 11 for automatically restarting while I was compressing data.

I love compressing 2,213,220 malwares and having you Thanos snap my progress into nothingness

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12 Mar 2025 01:15

Praying to God this is a typo because this cookie is delicious

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 05:57

in this example the prolog looks like

PUSH RBP
MOV RBP, RSP
SUB RSP, 2 HAPPY MEAL 6 PC

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11 Mar 2025 05:35

DarkStorm DDoS-as-a-Service has taken credit for the alleged DDoS against X.

We have no way to confirm this information. However, we've been told like, 15 times, this is the culprit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 02:29

Rant / opinion

DdoS attacks can be difficult to attribute especially if it's DdoS-as-a-Service. Additionally, accurate attribution of any offensive cyber operation in mere hours in low.

The likelihood of a state sponsored group performing a DdoS attack on an American social media platform is also extremely low. A DdoS attack wouldn't serve any military objective (or an intelligent one rather).

The broad sweeping statement the DdoS attack came from Ukraine (or the Ukraine area(?), at a moment where many Americans are divided on the Ukraine-Russian conflict, is inflammatory at best, is propaganda at worst. Generally speaking, DFIR needs to performed, external organizations will need to be consulted, you cannot (or rather should not) make a statement regarding the situation at hand while having little to no conclusive evidence for accurate attribution. In other words, an organization typically would not make a statement regarding the origins of an offensive cyber operation without concrete evidence.

tldr sigh, non computer nerds will eat up this crap and spread conspiracy theories and misinformation.

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10 Mar 2025 20:18

🚨BREAKING🚨

THE X USED IN THE MUSK TWEET ISNT THE SAME X ON THE KEYBOARD. WTF IS THAT WEIRD LOOKING X.

vx-underground

10 Mar 2025 17:45

Twitter has been down for a really long time. Probably like, 4 or 5 hours, dunno.

Elon Musk probably fuming that he can't post every 15 minutes.

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09 Mar 2025 13:05

Unrelated, someone asked if I remember "September 9th". They didn't even know the correct date as September 11th.

Also, yes.

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09 Mar 2025 05:27

Someone from India has been doing mass downloads from our virus exchange (in the millions)

1. My dude — we allow bulk downloads from our main website.
2. Don't make us impose API limitations

vx-underground

05 Mar 2025 21:10

The visual demonstration illustrating cyber security defense against ransomware

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05 Mar 2025 12:02

I don't wanna get too political, but honestly we should treat 32bit ASM as historical, like 16bit ASM.

"It's 2025, show the kids r8 and r9", — 2pac, All Eyez On Me

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05 Mar 2025 02:42

hot take: people with super fancy pc setups with super clean desks arent actually working

if your desk isnt covered in cigarette ash (or vape juice), deodorant sticks, broken electronics, old batteries, pill bottles, and energy drinks — wtf are you doing? browsing youtube?

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05 Mar 2025 01:49

Threat Intel reports BianLian ransomware group have begun physically mailing extortion letters to company executives. The goal is apply pressure and intimidate them.

Unfortunately, BianLian doesn't speak, read, or write English, so the letters are confusing