vx-underground

19 Mar 2025 04:25

uploading malware in the morning

uploading malware in the evening

uploading malware at supper time

vx-underground

19 Mar 2025 02:18

Today the United States government unsealed (more) documents on the JFK assassination.

It's 1,123 digitized documents.

https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/release-2025

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 23:40

tldr saw more ai startups and went into mini psychosis

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 17:45

Buffer overflows in the 90s

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 02:19

We also hear "my malware is FUD (full undetected)". How is your malware FUD, when everyone else is claiming their malware is FUD, and you aren't Emotet 2.0 Electric Bugaloo?

It just don't make sense

vx-underground

15 Mar 2025 19:06

> "i don't use protonmail, it's ran by the deepstate"
> *uses gmail*

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 18:16

why are large vendors memeing me wtf

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 10:40

Security researcher gentoo_python discovered a Prompt Injection on VirusTotal.

Could this be used as a form of social engineering to trick users into thinking a file is safe when it's not?

File hash: 1d30bfee48043a643a5694f8d5f3d8f813f1058424df03e55aed29bf4b4c71ce

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 08:44

hAcKeRs jUst wAnT tO eXplOrE

It's not 1991 anymore. It's 2025. "Hackers" (the name is butchered, makes me uncomfortable), aren't compromising places to explore. If they want to explore, they'll watch a YouTube essay or browse Wikipedia.

They want money (or to be a nuisance)

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 00:44

fr tho bro is cooked, fbi prolly lowkey thinkin of killing his ass (he tripped and fell out a window)

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 19:18

Ransomware but instead of encrypting data it puts parental controls on the victims computer and restricts them from visiting anime-related websites

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 13:15

Shoutout to Windows 11 for automatically restarting while I was compressing data.

I love compressing 2,213,220 malwares and having you Thanos snap my progress into nothingness

vx-underground

12 Mar 2025 01:15

Praying to God this is a typo because this cookie is delicious

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 05:57

in this example the prolog looks like

PUSH RBP
MOV RBP, RSP
SUB RSP, 2 HAPPY MEAL 6 PC

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 05:35

DarkStorm DDoS-as-a-Service has taken credit for the alleged DDoS against X.

We have no way to confirm this information. However, we've been told like, 15 times, this is the culprit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

vx-underground

19 Mar 2025 04:02

A long time ago we posted "we need more women writing malware" and Infosec people lost their mind.

They immediately proclaimed writing malware is a crime. They called us bad names. They compared it to "we need more female killers".

The very people who say "hAcKeRs aRe MiSunDeRsTooD" and "HAcKiNg iSnT a CrImE" picked on us, imposing the same fate "hacking" once had.

Interestingly, some of those people who insulted us, mocked us, called us bad names, are now suddenly for "maldev" and malware research. It's interesting that when we were unpopular and small, we were an easy target and picked on.

Now that we're one of the largest infosec social media profiles, suddenly maldev and malware research is cool.

They seem to have forgotten. We haven't forgotten.

vx-underground

18 Mar 2025 04:16

Monday night motivational post

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 23:39

AI is Pandora's Box.

Once LLMs got popular, all the evils of the world, such as sickness, death, and suffering, were unleashed onto the world.

Unlike Pandora's Box, we cannot shut down AI. We have no hope.

It's all ogre now, Chat

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 17:44

> log into github
> over 9000 notifications
> wtf.mp4
> *click*
> uR cOdE iN uR mAlWaRe scR coDe RepO maY Be VulNerAbLe

vx-underground

16 Mar 2025 02:16

I'd guesstimate 99.9% of malware we find is generic trash. By trash I mean recycled techniques, same ol' code, maybe they'll put a spin on it and write it in Rust, or Go, or Zig, or doo-doo-kaka-blim-blam — whatever language is trending.

vx-underground

15 Mar 2025 11:38

Anyone who unironically endorses or performs "vibe coding" will be thrown out of a helicopter while kicking and screaming.

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 18:13

Made a silly response, currently exploding with people being like "haHA ur CooKed BRO"

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 08:45

BRO, I COMPROMISED A HOSPITAL USING LUMMA STEALER LOGS TO EXPLORE I SWARE I WAS JUST EXPLORING

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 01:23

*downloads 1 episode of Naruto off pirate bay*

"fuc da feds dey gunnin after me, I put dat on da O"

vx-underground

14 Mar 2025 00:43

The alleged developer (and core member) of Lockbit ransomware group is being extradited from Israel to the United States.

Will law enforcement be nice to him? Will he face 20 years or more? Will he attempt an hero? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 13:17

Yes, currently maining Windows 11 while handling terabytes of malware. Don't be a big baby — what's the worst that can happen?

vx-underground

13 Mar 2025 08:00

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> everything's computer

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 16:12

> wake up
> check twitter place
> normies discussing hacking

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 05:53

Just 0day'd the McDonald's drive-thru using a newly created technique called "Stack McChickens". You push McChickens onto the stack until the program McChickens.

vx-underground

11 Mar 2025 04:52

Update on virus-dot-exchange migration.

We're going pretty good.

14,829,127 unique malwares pushed.