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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
Admittedly, we thought it was a bit strange our newborn was 5'5 (165cm) and was fluent in Korean with a Pyongyang dialect. However, we brushed this off as a phase and a normal part of newborn development.
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Many people do not know this, but the Google symbol is actually the Mark of The Beast. Many people mistake it for "666" or a Goat or Devil's Horns.
Nope, it's this:
My son is almost 1 month old.
So far he doesn't have a job, doesn't have a driver's license, doesn't have any computer certifications, hasn't been featured in any documentaries. He hasn't even TRIED to learn to code despite all the C programming books I bought him.
I sat down with him and said, "Son, it's been a whole month and you haven't done anything. How do YOU do that?!"
He then pooped his pants and squirmed around in his onesie.
Parents, do you have any advice?
If Notepad isn't 500MB from being written in C# with 200 dependencies and an embedded AI thingy, I don't want it.
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> every threat Intel agency on the planet swarming Lockbit data dump
> my alias present
> look inside
> "I love anime"
I don't know what they're putting in the water, but these anime profile-picture nerds are cookin'
es3n1n reverse engineered Windows Security Center service and found how to interop with it. This includes disabling it and being a memester
This is excellent research. Jealous I didn't explore it more. Check it out here:
https://github.com/es3n1n/defendnot
https://micahflee.com/heres-the-source-code-for-the-unofficial-signal-app-used-by-trump-officials/
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Had this interesting coding idea. I felt so inspired. I was telling my newborn son about it.
When I was explaining the idea to him he was staring into my eyes. I was so happy.
Mid conversation he shit his pants. When trying to help him he proceeds to piss in my face
In case you missed the drama:
The United States government paid for some fork of Signal created by an Israeli company. It was primarily used by important government officials.
Someone compromised it.
It contained phone numbers, emails, and snippets of conversations (???)
soldered my power cable to psu so it doesn't lose power
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We are turning 6 years old soon.
Initially we used dark art, edgy imagery, and unusual graphics when doing updates to show how 'mysterious' and 'cool' we are
Fast forward 6 years later — we're collecting kitty cat pictures
This is your brain on malware:
The so called "Doctor" recommended coding which is visually demonstrative. Traditional programming apparently requires too much "critical thinking" and isn't as "rewarding".
Smh makes me sick
Went to the doctor today and the physician informed me I have a BMI of 60
Almost failed the test. By the grace of God I still passed 🙏
Absolutely devastated. I've been up all night crying.
I read an article which states you can screen someone as being a North Korean IT worker by requesting they say "Fuck Kim Jung Un".
I decided to test it out.
I picked up my newborn son and requested he say "Fuck Kim Jung Un". He wouldn't say it. Instead he looked to the left, to the right, and then made weird grunting noises.
I'm devastated. I had no idea my 1 month old son was actually a North Korean remote IT specialist trying to commit corporate espionage.
Parents, any idea how to handle your newborn child being a state-sponsored Threat Actor from North Korea?
Too busy, just sharing funny cat pictures. Later on this month there will be a big update if I can sneak away to the computer for an hour or so
Love you
-smelly
we need someone to write a paper or tutorial on how we can make our windows workstations as invasive as possible. we want FULL analytics, all data logged, EVERYTHING!
microsoft needs our help theyre running out of money!!
Microsoft is right.
We need MORE ai in Windows 11. How am I supposed to use Notepad without AI?
We need MORE data collection. If we allow data analytics and collection, they can make us MORE safe and improve the product
Got an email from the CyberAvengers saying something Zionist baby killers something something and this is our last warning or something
Dawg, we're not even really around right now. We're busy. Also, we're not Jewish or Israeli. What the fuck are you talking about?
Wtf do you want us to do? Call Netanyahu and tell him to stop? Call Trump and tell them to stop aiding Israel? Bro, we collect MALWARE and post cat pictures on the INTERNET. Do you seriously think we have any credibility geopolitically? Idk wtf is going on geopolitically, Idek wtf is going on outside my bedroom anymore. Half the time I don't even know what day it is
There's thousands upon thousands of people and organizations and social media profiles which discuss geopolitics and actually know what's going on. Talk to them, not us
Lockbit ransomware group has been compromised. Their backend panel was dumped.
You can see my build logs in the data dump.
Lockbit gave me access after I sent him a bunch of cat pictures.
Some nerd on YouTube has made an anime for Donald J. Trump and his conflict with Xi Jinping.
The context is important. A few days ago the Chinese government stated they have found evidence which suggests COVID19 was created by the United States government. The United States government denies these allegations and asserts COVID19 was created by the Chinese government.
Anyway, here the trailer for: "Go, Trumpman 2! Lab Arc – The Sealed First Cough"
In this video 3 programmers are discussing their opinion on the West Coast of the United States.
In the midst of the argument the C++ programmer interjects and tells the other programmer to remain quiet.
Drama++
The United States government is using a fork of Signal called "TM SGNL". TM SGNL is (likely) produced by an Israeli firm (Smarsh) which is (or related to in some capacity) the Israel Defense Forces' Intelligence unit. Although these claims are based on self-described biographies of the creators of TM SGNL and publicly available information. Various journalists and media outlets have reported differently.
TM SGNL is a part of the Smarsh communication suite called TeleMessage hence TeleMessage Signal.
TM SGNL is not publicly available for download.
TM SGNL source code was leaked online May 3rd when an anonymous source tipped journalist Micah Flee about TM SGNL being available for download ... by accident. Smarsh left the source code to their application exposed because they used WordPress and misconfigured directory permissions which looked like so:
/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Signal-iOS-main.zip
/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Signal.zip
Journalist Micah Flee has made the source code available on GitHub. The source code also includes hardcoded credentials (and got knows what else)
You can read more about the leak, the contents of the leak, and you can find the link to the source code in the attached article below.
Been busy but — WikiLeaks is going schizo and falling down the rabbit hole. Political nerds are throwing feces at each other and screaming. Semi-normal Twitter users are ignorantly speculating on technology they don't understand.
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Thank you Telegram nerds for 56,000 subscribers.
That is a very big number on Telegram. I hope we aid you in some capacity and I look forward continually serving all of you with malware and malware accessories for the next ??? years.
Love you,
- smelly smellington
tfw maxxed out hdd space (40tb) from malware samples
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Decided to read my newborn Windows internals. He likely won't remember everything, but the habit of reading boring literature will prepare him for C programming when the keyboard isn't larger than his body
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Congratulations, Roy. We're happy your crazy memeing some how made you profoundly wealthy and got investors.
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