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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected Website: https://www.vx-underground.org/ vx-underground Telegram chatroom link: https://t.me/+njfLzUrqos01ZWNh
Skimming Reddit today, gamers freaking out about anti cheats.
I have that anti cheats give video game developers "root" on your Windows machine and spy on you.
Anyway, we need to make video game anti cheats run in user mode. That's a good idea, right?
Like, a T-shirt sold to an American from our shop is like, $25 - $30. When someone in Brazil tries to buy it, it comes out to something outrageous, like $75 per shirt
Taxes are illegal and for nerds
tl;dr rich crypto guy kidnapped, tortured, almost murdered. kidnapped demands the password, italian guy says fuck you
May 23rd, 2025, the New York Police Department, in the United States, released details on a cryptocurrency holder who was tortured for almost 3 weeks.
The unidentified victim, a 28 year old man from Italy, was kidnapped by John Woeltz (37) and Beatrice Folchi (24). Mr. Woeltz is a self-described cryptocurrency investor who rents a $40,000/month apartment in Manhattan.
For nearly 3 weeks Mr. Woeltz demanded credentials to the unidentified victims crypto assets. The victim refused.
Mr. Woeltz tied the victim with electrical cords, repeatedly used a taser while the victims feet were submerged in water, beat him, pistol whipped him, forced the victim to ingest narcotics, and repeatedly wielded an electric chainsaw to the victim asserting he would dismember him if he did not give Mr. Woeltz the credentials to his crypto assets. The victim received a large wound on one of his arms where Mr. Woeltz used the chainsaw against the victim. Mr. Woeltz also tied an Apple AirTag around the victims neck if the victim tried to escape.
The victim is believed to possess millions in various cryptocurrencies.
During the kidnapping Mr. Woeltz took photos of the victims with a polaroid camera with the intent on sending the photos to the victims friends or family.
Thankfully, and although details are scarce, the victim managed to escape Friday, May 23rd, the day in which the victim reported to police he would have been murdered.
Police reported that, upon entry to Mr. Woetlz apartment, they discovered a "blood-shoaked makeshift torture chamber".
Thai police have apprehended a violent criminal operating under the moniker Nub Tang
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Today law enforcement agencies across the globe decided to meme the Threat Actors behind DanaBot. The multi-agency operation decided to announce the takedown, and indictments, by releasing an anime trailer 😭
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There is my detailed report on Operation Endgame. I couldn't have gotten more exact figures, attached some pictures, and made the post longer. But I've got a newborn baby heap spraying milk out his face and I'm just standing in the corner, on my phone, in terror as more mature people in my home deal with the situation
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Chat, I'm going to be that guy for a second.
Maybe, and this is just speculation, but just maybe it was a poor decision by Coinbase to out source labor to 3rd world South Asian workers whom they exploit momentarily?
What if Coinbase hired people, treated them well, and didn't exploit them monetarily? Hmmmmm?
Maybe someone is more likely to accept a bribe when a multi million dollar company is only paying them $70/month - $160/month
Coinbase was compromised December 26th, 2024. Initially it was reported they were compromised in early to mid-May.
The (to the best of our knowledge) unidentified Threat Actors(s) maintained persistent access for nearly 6 months.
"Leave our customers alone!!!1" — VMPSoft, probably
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Hello,
For the past 6 years I've had people ask if I will be attending DEFCON. The answer is still: No. However, I may make an appearance at DEFCON 35 or DEFCON 36. It will also be the first cybersecurity conference I've ever attended. Cool beans
Thanks,
- smelly smellington
Ladies, what's preventing you from wearing these? Be honest
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Dear person DdoSing us,
We're not around right now combat the DdoS and we're all super busy. If you'd like to get our attention, or send a message, or whatever you're doing, please DdoS us at later period in time.
I'm busy with my newborn son and Bradley is still taking care of his Dad. I think we'll have better capacity to deal with a DdoS in like... August or September? So if you want to actually get our attention do it then. Otherwise, unfortunately, you'll just keep DdoSing us forever and nothing will really happen.
Sorry!
Tldr taxes and tariffs are lame af when you're a tiny group selling T-shirts
Hello,
Due to sanctions and other political bullshit happening across the globe, we'll be working on finding local distributors of our merchandise.
For example, because Brazil and Germany tax the ever living fuck out of basic ass T-shirts of ours, we'll be partnering up with some small hacker circles there, or something, to distribute merchandise (they'll make it and sell it).
We don't really make a lot of money off merchandise, we try to keep prices as low as possible. A normal T-shirt sale brings us a whopping $3 BEFORE tax. We just think the shirts look cool and hope people like them.
Anyway, more updates on that later.
-smelly
Shoutout to this Italian dude. I don't know many people who could endure 3 weeks of torture 😂😂
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In all seriousness, the cat was found on the street. The cat tried to scratch one the police officers. They decided to take a mug shot of the cat for "Assault" on a police officer, but the photo is designed to help finder the cats owner
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Hello,
This is your semi-daily reminder that we are super-AFK. Despite our absenteeism we are still ingesting data. However, things are not being pushed to prod. Here is where we currently are:
1. Bradley and I are still AFK. He is acting as his Father's primary caretaker due to poor health. I am busy dealing with a newly deployed human being (baby was born).
2. We are still ingesting malware despite being gone thanks to petikvx. Our backlog is colossal, millions upon millions of malware samples in queue for prod.
3. We did an oopsie, we allocated 20TB of storage on our servers and we exceeded that. We have allocated an additional 20TB, but it isn't properly configured (yet). Hence, we have millions of malware samples floating in limbo waiting for their final resting place... but it doesn't exist yet (kind of). If I can get more time away from my newly created human being then I can finalize the configurations for new malware being pushed. I don't know when I can do that. My free time is random and is primarily used for screaming in the restroom or sleeping.
4. We have continued paper ingestion. As said in bulletin point three, we have the stuff but we don't have the science. When I have free time I will push tons of cool papers.
5. There is something else I intended to announce and share here during my spare time. I can't remember it right now, but I'm sure it was cool and interesting. If I can remember it I'll post about it.
I hope everyone had a good week and has a good weekend.
Thanks,
- smelly
> qakbot dude indicted
> lumma stealer memed by feds
> lumma stealer taken down
> coinbase hacked
> ransomware group releases edgy video
> cryptothieves got rico charges
> new cool malware research
yo CHILL OUT. just STOP. timeout. pause. WAIT a second
Some governments did a thing and fucked up Lumma stealer, they seized like, I don't know, a bunch of stuff and sent customers messages about something scary
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smh took christmas off then went back to crime. some ppl got zero holiday spirit fr
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Politics aside — will this impact the cybercrime ecosystem? If the Russian Federation establishes a friendship with the United States, will we see an impact on ransomware groups?
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VMPSoft has been DMCA-ing YouTube videos which show how to combat malware payloads abusing VMProtect
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me when the feds show up asking why ive got 30tb of malware
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Learned we were under DDoS by accident when I was messaging TorGuard about moving some data around. I forgot the directory layout, checked the site, and realized it was being DdoSd. I was like, "Gosh dang it, I guess we'll talk about it some other time".
Anyway, got to go, having baked potatoes for dinner.
Talk to you later. Love you
- smelly
We are now 6 years old.
In 6 years this account, and website, went from small and obscure to one of the largest information security related Twitter profiles. Twitter and Telegram combined, vx-underground has over 400,000 people who follow our content and discussions.
It is very surreal feeling seeing a small personal project, dedicated to saving stuff that I thought was cool, becoming so large and popular. Sometimes I find it hard to believe what I say matters to anyone, because at the end of the day I'm just some stinky nerd who likes spamming cat pictures.
As I've said for the past 6 years: nothing will change. We will continue to provide free malware source, samples, and papers.
That's all I've got to say right now. Thank you for all the love and support. I look forward to continually serving all of you.
- smelly smellington