vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 15:02

For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 02:41

Lol I wrote skillet, not skillset

Chat, I am cooked

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 02:34

For those asking: I have no clue what he is talking about with "Bitcoin style" encryption. I'm not sure if he's loosely alluring to encryption used for accessing wallets (maybe?), or if he's ignorantly referring to blockchain technologies and/or SHA256 hashing.

If I had to make an educated guess, he is probably referring to asymmetrical encryption, but failed to convey it in a meaningful manner — maybe his team explained it in layman's terms and this is how he regurgitated what he was told.

Regardless, it's such a poorly conveyed message with injected buzzwords it is both confusing and funny. The cherry on top is "whole new architecture". This adds an entire new layer of confusion that I don't even want to think about.

vx-underground

01 Jun 2025 01:47

Also, the daughter grabbed the gun by the barrel (despite thinking it was real), and threw it across the street.

That girl is a fucking gangster.

vx-underground

31 May 2025 23:30

Unironically shit posting online before I have to return to the battlefield (raising a baby). Using my small sliver of freedom to schizo post online and look at cat pictures.

vx-underground

31 May 2025 23:14

Currently taking a parenting class with my spouse. Her and I are learning a lot.

vx-underground

30 May 2025 20:00

Some guy named Dr. Gecko has been sending me pictures of cats every day since October 16th, 2024.

He continues to send cat pictures regardless if I reply or not.

I don't know who he is or why he does this but I appreciate him and I consider him family.

vx-underground

29 May 2025 21:42

Oh, excuse me, it was AFTER Memorial Day. Thankfully malware C2s recognize United States Federal Holidays

vx-underground

29 May 2025 20:00

Victoria's Secret, the United States lingerie, clothing and beauty retailer, website is offline citing a 'security incident'.

It was initially reported by media outlets roughly 7 hours ago. However, some users report the site has been having problems for approx. 72 hours

vx-underground

28 May 2025 15:42

I don't wanna sound like a hater, but I'm really getting tired of everyone yappin about AI.

If you take AI and put it in your shitty product, congratulations. You now have a turd with a sticker on it.

It's still a turd

vx-underground

28 May 2025 04:51

Wanna get into cybersecurity? Here's how:

Step 1. Buy a computer
Step 2. Use computer
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!!!1

vx-underground

28 May 2025 01:35

Whoever came up with this idea must have been fuckin zonked. It's such a stupid, obvious, and seemingly super effective, file masquerading technique.

vx-underground

27 May 2025 17:47

Skimming Reddit today, gamers freaking out about anti cheats.

I have that anti cheats give video game developers "root" on your Windows machine and spy on you.

Anyway, we need to make video game anti cheats run in user mode. That's a good idea, right?

vx-underground

26 May 2025 14:39

Like, a T-shirt sold to an American from our shop is like, $25 - $30. When someone in Brazil tries to buy it, it comes out to something outrageous, like $75 per shirt

Taxes are illegal and for nerds

vx-underground

24 May 2025 21:25

The Italian dude being tortured:

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 05:04

Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.

Tldr browse cat pictures all day

https://catpics.lol/

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 02:37

Tldr I don't doubt the quality or skillet of his engineering staff. I think Elon Musk says really goofy things

vx-underground

01 Jun 2025 22:25

Chat, we're storing the conversations on the blockchain

vx-underground

01 Jun 2025 01:43

May 13th, in France, 4 men tried to kidnap the daughter and grandson of Paymium CEO Pierre Noizat.

The kidnapping failed when the daughter, grandson, and bystanders fought back.

The individuals were apprehended shortly after. It was discovered the guns were not real.

vx-underground

31 May 2025 23:26

Last night I was talking with my newborn while I was burping him. He spit up milk all over my left arm. Very cool. I love having semi-digested milk knotted in my arm hair.

He began crying so I picked him up and told him it was okay. He subsequently let out a massive poop that escaped his diaper. Poop went all over my chest. Very cool.

He began crying more, so I took him to the changing table, removed his diaper, and he began heap spraying urine all over me. Very cool (x2)

This is a sign that he will use Linux

vx-underground

30 May 2025 22:50

Today the United States Department of Justice announced the extradition of various criminals across the globe to the United States to face charges related to violent crime.

They very sneakily snuck someone into this list of violent criminals.

If you know, you know

vx-underground

30 May 2025 15:53

We're just a crappy website with a dumb social media profile. We are not a company. Please do not send us your resume.

Thanks

vx-underground

29 May 2025 21:40

Wtf I missed my meeting with 252413eb95a0d at C2 on Memorial Day

vx-underground

28 May 2025 15:50

> says new revolutionary ai
> look inside
> wrapper to openai

vx-underground

28 May 2025 04:52

Thanks for attending my intro to cybersecurity course. That'll be $16,000. I accept cash, credit, debit. Using credit or debit has an additional $3.50 fee. I also offer payment plans at 25% interest

vx-underground

28 May 2025 01:43

> be Vietnamese TA
> need to infect ppl
> too much security
> need idea
> 0day too much effort
> social engineering risky


"What if we add like, 100 spaces at the end of the file?"

vx-underground

28 May 2025 01:31

Hahahahhahahaha

Unironically a good idea. It's so unbelievably stupid and it works. Depending on explorer layout, the .exe might not be visible.

Filename.mp4 + ??? spaces + .exe

Hahahahahaha UNC6032 is wild as hell

vx-underground

26 May 2025 16:35

Wtf kind of scam is this

vx-underground

26 May 2025 14:37

Tldr taxes and tariffs are lame af when you're a tiny group selling T-shirts

Hello,

Due to sanctions and other political bullshit happening across the globe, we'll be working on finding local distributors of our merchandise.

For example, because Brazil and Germany tax the ever living fuck out of basic ass T-shirts of ours, we'll be partnering up with some small hacker circles there, or something, to distribute merchandise (they'll make it and sell it).

We don't really make a lot of money off merchandise, we try to keep prices as low as possible. A normal T-shirt sale brings us a whopping $3 BEFORE tax. We just think the shirts look cool and hope people like them.

Anyway, more updates on that later.

-smelly

vx-underground

24 May 2025 21:19

Shoutout to this Italian dude. I don't know many people who could endure 3 weeks of torture 😂😂