vx-underground

11 Jun 2025 04:11

Hello,

I see your messages. However, I am the only staff member present and I am busy with a newborn baby. If you send me a message requesting something please do not just "HEY SMELLY? HELLO? R U HERE" 1500 times. Send me a message and make it as detailed as possible. I will eventually reply... unless you're rj_chap because he left a detailed message and I keep forgetting to reply to him. So, I am publicly announcing I keep forgetting to reply so that maybe later I will remember to reply.

Thanks,
- smelly smellington

vx-underground

09 Jun 2025 05:49

tl;dr have to euthanize my dog tomorrow morning. Not happy about it. He was a core staff member

vx-underground

09 Jun 2025 04:03

>be me
>be busy with newborn
>wonder what's happening
>check news

vx-underground

08 Jun 2025 08:30

ChatGPT is literally just the worlds biggest if else statement

vx-underground

08 Jun 2025 02:35

vx-underground if it were an anime

2019 - 2020: Introduction Arc
2020 - 2022: Rapid Growth Arc
2022 - 2024: Threat Actors TMZ Arc
2024 - Current: AFK arc

vx-underground

07 Jun 2025 15:25

I planned on issuing an administrative update on plans and stuff for vx-underground.

I haven't had the time to address some issues with the site

One of these days I'll have enough free time do it

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 21:01

DOGE employees on Monday when the Trump administration requests the CIA conduct personalized one-on-one interviews about Mr. Musk

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 18:45

mfw I see normies discussing malware

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 06:58

RIP "Everything's Computer"

March 11th, 2025 - June 5th, 2025

Press F to Pay Respects

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 06:38

A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet

vx-underground

05 Jun 2025 22:52

X truly is the everything app.

vx-underground

04 Jun 2025 15:08

ChatGPT has ruined everything. I always loved using the em dash but apparently since ChatGPT uses it, it's now a potential indicator of AI slop.

vx-underground

04 Jun 2025 07:40

The other day some dork called gay people demons, or demonic, or something. I commented "Being gay is cool and badass".

I got so much negative feedback from that comment. Hahahahahahaha

I've openly discussed having ransomware panel access, open conversations with people on FBI Most Wanted, I've spoken with the Taliban, communicated with Threat Actors from virtually every single ransomware group — rarely if ever receive negative feedback.

But saying being gay is cool and badass is apparently what crosses the line. Hahahahahahaha

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 15:02

For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 02:41

Lol I wrote skillet, not skillset

Chat, I am cooked

vx-underground

10 Jun 2025 20:13

To be fair, to understand this video requires a VERY high IQ

vx-underground

09 Jun 2025 05:47

When I first made vx-underground my dog was right beside me. Every single day; morning, afternoon, or night, he would be in my office while I worked.

He was there right beside me when I was working on some research projects, working on Black Mass, restructuring or reorganizing the website.

Every morning when I woke up we had a routine. Him and I would go outside. I'd have a smoke, he would use the restroom. We'd go inside and eat breakfast together. Following this him and I would immediately go into my office and get on the computer. While I worked he would sit right beside me on his dog bed.

He did that every single day for years. If I stayed up for over 24 hours, he would be right there next to me waiting for bedtime. If I slept in and was being lazy, he would wait patiently to use the restroom (or yell at me to wake up).

If I ordered food, I'd make sure he had a bite or two. If I ran to the store for snacks, I'd pick him up something.

That's why it is so hard knowing that tomorrow morning I will be administering a near lethal dose of Acepromazine, Gabapentin, and Trazodone to my best friend. Following this he will transported to the veterinarian office to be administered a secondary dosage of medicine which will result in acute brain failure and respiratory failure.

As always, tomorrow when him and I go outside for our daily routine of having a smoke and him using the restroom, I have to offer him his favorite snack (cheese). He'll be super excited, it's uncharacteristic of me to give him a treat for breakfast. He won't know that after he eats it, it will probably the last thing he remembers.

vx-underground

08 Jun 2025 18:48

One thing,
I don't know why,
I copy pasted your code and it won't compile

vx-underground

08 Jun 2025 02:36

Can't believe this crappy website is already 6 years old.

vx-underground

07 Jun 2025 17:50

wtf why is this cat looking at lockbit ransomware blog

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 23:33

Gamers express concern over anti-cheats and assert them to be spyware running as "root" on Windows.

Malware doesn't need to be ran at an elevated privilege (especially "root") to achieve it's objective of exfiltrating sensitive information or "spying" on you by watching what you're doing.

All of this can be achieved easily from user mode and can (usually) work even in restricted environments.

tl;dr these large game publishers don't need an anti-cheat to spy on you. They can do it easily from user mode.

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 20:47

Don't let these so-called "experts" lie to you. Nearly 99.9% of malware can be detected and eliminated with a 1 simple Nessus scan. The other 0.01% can be detected and eliminated using nmap (can't be zenmap).

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 15:49

What is Microsoft doing

vx-underground

06 Jun 2025 06:46

After hearing about malware nonstop for literally years, your brain starts talking to you like Ryomen Sukuna

vx-underground

05 Jun 2025 23:42

Cybercrime would literally disappear instantly if we all joined forces and simply stopped using the internet

vx-underground

05 Jun 2025 22:50

Hello,

Previously this channel was banned from Telegram. However, it has magically become unbanned. I don't know how or why.

vx-underground

04 Jun 2025 07:45

"LISTEN SMELLY, THAT MAN MAY RANSOMWARE CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS, BUT AT LEAST HE ISNT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX."

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 18:34

I am here to chat with MEN about SPORTS SCORES

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 05:04

Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.

Tldr browse cat pictures all day

https://catpics.lol/

vx-underground

02 Jun 2025 02:37

Tldr I don't doubt the quality or skillet of his engineering staff. I think Elon Musk says really goofy things