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Gamers express concern over anti-cheats and assert them to be spyware running as "root" on Windows.

Malware doesn't need to be ran at an elevated privilege (especially "root") to achieve it's objective of exfiltrating sensitive information or "spying" on you by watching what you're doing.

All of this can be achieved easily from user mode and can (usually) work even in restricted environments.

tl;dr these large game publishers don't need an anti-cheat to spy on you. They can do it easily from user mode.

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Don't let these so-called "experts" lie to you. Nearly 99.9% of malware can be detected and eliminated with a 1 simple Nessus scan. The other 0.01% can be detected and eliminated using nmap (can't be zenmap).

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What is Microsoft doing

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After hearing about malware nonstop for literally years, your brain starts talking to you like Ryomen Sukuna

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Cybercrime would literally disappear instantly if we all joined forces and simply stopped using the internet

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Hello,

Previously this channel was banned from Telegram. However, it has magically become unbanned. I don't know how or why.

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"LISTEN SMELLY, THAT MAN MAY RANSOMWARE CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS, BUT AT LEAST HE ISNT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX."

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I am here to chat with MEN about SPORTS SCORES

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Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.

Tldr browse cat pictures all day

https://catpics.lol/

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Tldr I don't doubt the quality or skillet of his engineering staff. I think Elon Musk says really goofy things

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Chat, we're storing the conversations on the blockchain

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May 13th, in France, 4 men tried to kidnap the daughter and grandson of Paymium CEO Pierre Noizat.

The kidnapping failed when the daughter, grandson, and bystanders fought back.

The individuals were apprehended shortly after. It was discovered the guns were not real.

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Last night I was talking with my newborn while I was burping him. He spit up milk all over my left arm. Very cool. I love having semi-digested milk knotted in my arm hair.

He began crying so I picked him up and told him it was okay. He subsequently let out a massive poop that escaped his diaper. Poop went all over my chest. Very cool.

He began crying more, so I took him to the changing table, removed his diaper, and he began heap spraying urine all over me. Very cool (x2)

This is a sign that he will use Linux

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Today the United States Department of Justice announced the extradition of various criminals across the globe to the United States to face charges related to violent crime.

They very sneakily snuck someone into this list of violent criminals.

If you know, you know

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We're just a crappy website with a dumb social media profile. We are not a company. Please do not send us your resume.

Thanks

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DOGE employees on Monday when the Trump administration requests the CIA conduct personalized one-on-one interviews about Mr. Musk

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mfw I see normies discussing malware

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RIP "Everything's Computer"

March 11th, 2025 - June 5th, 2025

Press F to Pay Respects

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A lot of people don't know this but it's called a computer "virus" because the first "virus" was written by Robert B. Virus. It was written in Rust and discovered in the wild in October, 1976. It primarily targeted Windows 10 machines. He called it Stuxnet

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X truly is the everything app.

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ChatGPT has ruined everything. I always loved using the em dash but apparently since ChatGPT uses it, it's now a potential indicator of AI slop.

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The other day some dork called gay people demons, or demonic, or something. I commented "Being gay is cool and badass".

I got so much negative feedback from that comment. Hahahahahahaha

I've openly discussed having ransomware panel access, open conversations with people on FBI Most Wanted, I've spoken with the Taliban, communicated with Threat Actors from virtually every single ransomware group — rarely if ever receive negative feedback.

But saying being gay is cool and badass is apparently what crosses the line. Hahahahahahaha

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For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section

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Lol I wrote skillet, not skillset

Chat, I am cooked

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For those asking: I have no clue what he is talking about with "Bitcoin style" encryption. I'm not sure if he's loosely alluring to encryption used for accessing wallets (maybe?), or if he's ignorantly referring to blockchain technologies and/or SHA256 hashing.

If I had to make an educated guess, he is probably referring to asymmetrical encryption, but failed to convey it in a meaningful manner — maybe his team explained it in layman's terms and this is how he regurgitated what he was told.

Regardless, it's such a poorly conveyed message with injected buzzwords it is both confusing and funny. The cherry on top is "whole new architecture". This adds an entire new layer of confusion that I don't even want to think about.

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Also, the daughter grabbed the gun by the barrel (despite thinking it was real), and threw it across the street.

That girl is a fucking gangster.

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Unironically shit posting online before I have to return to the battlefield (raising a baby). Using my small sliver of freedom to schizo post online and look at cat pictures.

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Currently taking a parenting class with my spouse. Her and I are learning a lot.

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Some guy named Dr. Gecko has been sending me pictures of cats every day since October 16th, 2024.

He continues to send cat pictures regardless if I reply or not.

I don't know who he is or why he does this but I appreciate him and I consider him family.

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Oh, excuse me, it was AFTER Memorial Day. Thankfully malware C2s recognize United States Federal Holidays

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