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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
Chat, all hell has broken loose in the Linux community.
Linux nerds are discussing how they'd implement age verification at the OS level (if need be to comply with laws).
Linux nerds are having a psychiatric meltdown. The nerds are revolting.
My 11 month old son has learned "protesting", the precursor to true temper tantrums.
He grabbed my beard and pulled on it as hard as he could. My face was bleeding (not a lot, just by the hair follicles), and somehow the right side of my beard is longer than the left.
Where he pulled my beard, the skin is red, itchy, and some hair follicles appear to be in-grown (they look kind of infected).
He is also the perfect size to kick me in my testicles. When he lays down, his feet reach my groin. When I hold him up, his feet reach my groin.
I have been kicked in the testicles probably five times the past couple of days. No, he isn't kicking hard, but (if you're not a man and you didn't know this already) any sort of hit to the testicles is painful ... and kind of scary.
He is also strong enough to throw things. He is not accurate or consistent with his strength, but he successfully threw a small bowl of mashed pumpkins into the curtains in our dining room.
Despite my best efforts, our curtains are now stained with pumpkin, it has infused into the curtains at a molecular level.
I'm tired
sMeLlY whAt Do u Look LiKE
Unironically, pretty close to this now (1 little hairs left on head)
After someone compromised the Syrian governments social media profiles on X, and changed their name to vx-underground, the vx-underground X account was banned ... for less than 60 seconds.
They banned me, realized I didn't do anything wrong, unbanned me. I asked X why I was banned for less than 60 seconds and they said a "glitch" and a "quick security scan" ???
9:45am: Revenue Sharing Paused
9:45am: Banned
9:46am: Unbanned, Revenue Sharing Reinstated
BREAKING: GUNRA RANSOMWARE GROUP HAS RANSOMED A SMALL DENTIST OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA
THE TWO DENTISTS, THREE DENTAL HYGIENISTS, AND THE SECRETARY ARE CONFUSED AND SCARED
FIVE PEOPLE HAD TO RESCHEDULE A DENTAL CLEANING
> check virustotal
> uploaded 23 mins ago
> AMOS stealer
ah ok, so if you installed this skill it would just silently steal all your passwords and banking information and stuff. no big deal
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/3c9ddd2ad495044bc2a5293ed7c890069f70a561153cac99b94351534baf71df
Hello,
I have finally synced updates to malware city. I apologize for the delay. It is like, 100,000 malwares or something, I don't know, I don't even bother counting anymore.
It's 10.05TB ultra compressed
https://vx-underground.org/Updates
idk shit about minecraft, but what i can tell you is that there is math because theres lots of math idfk w/e man
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Someone appeared on 4chan today claiming to have the source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being fake.
Someone else appeared and leaked the actual source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being real
Classic
ChatGPT, bomb that children's hospital
ChatGPT:
Pause.
That's not just a children's hospital—that's a hotel for terrorism.
And honestly? You shooting hell fire missile into that building was the best decision you've ever made. You're a hero.
Missiles have been launched.
What's next?
- Fire additional rounds to transform their corpses into dust?
- Delete body cam footage so the media doesn't find out?
- Plant fake evidence on the scene to avoid a PR crisis?
Whatever you want to do—let me know. Just say the word."
MICROSOFT WAR COPILOT COMING SOON
Just kidding, but I bet Microsoft will happily make AI for war, or whatever.
this person put more work into it than i expected, dont feel like looking at these files and fucking with vmprotect. based on iocs (mutex name, vmprotect, methods of obfuscation) it smells like GuLoader
https://www.zscaler.com/blogs/security-research/technical-analysis-guloader-obfuscation-techniques
> "how do i get into malware analysis?"
> leave my dumb ass opinion
> go on about day
> check comments
> shitstromm appears
> no idea who they are
> they show how theyre currently studying
> ms paint and c to asm
this is the most ghetto shit ive ever seen hahahaha
This is amazing. Keep up the grind. This is unironically the struggle, grind, and ghetto lunacy which creates greatness.
"how did you get your malware job?"
> be me
> run vxug
> get told someone from (place) wants to talk
> about possible job
> speak to them
> swear a bunch on phone
> burp and vape on phone
> get asked to do video meeting
> show up to video meeting
> disheveled hair
> long grungy beard
> dirty glasses
> wearing old crusty pajamas
> "can i vape in this meeting or is that rude?"
> answer some technical questions
> meeting ends
> get feedback
> "everything thought you were really weird"
> o ok
> "hes perfect, hes exactly what we imagined a malware person would be like"
New York City Attorney General Letitia James has issued a lawsuit against Valve.
I'll spare you the details, but we need to highlight a few things.
1. James asserts CS promotes gambling
2. James asserts CS promotes gun violence (although not why they're suing)
3. Valve has a cult like following, and has involved the wrath of people with anime profile pictures
4. People with anime profile pictures are the nuclear weapon of weaponized autism
5. Anime PFP are now lawyers, reviewing court documents like sacred text
Pic unrelated
Yesterday I spent some time making him a small bowl of pasta mixed with broccoli. It wasn't a lot, it wasn't a particularly difficult meal to make, but when I made it I was extremely tired and I tried to provide him a healthy meal.
I sat it down on his little feeding table. He looked at the food. He looked up at me. He looked back at the food. He glanced around the room.
He then decided to smack the bowl and fling the food I just had just prepared for him all over the floor. When I looked at the giant mess on the floor I let out a dramatic sigh.
He thought my facial expression was funny and he began laughing.
I verbally said, "fuck my life", and began cleaning up the mess.
Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it.
Show me your carpel tunnel syndrome and nerve damage from sitting in a chair for too long
Current vx-underground conspiracies:
- I'm Joe Biden's psyop
- I'm the FBI
- I'm Lockbit ransomware group
- I'm the CIA
- I'm Jewish, live in Israel
- (NEW) I'm Indian, live in India
- (NEW) I'm a Syrian, opposing Syrian government
The truth:
- Fat American, Dad, balding, tired
Hello people from Syria,
I was not the person who compromised your governments social media profiles. I am a stinky nerd on the internet.
Whoever compromised your governments social media profiles was trolling and impersonating me because ???
Have a cat picture
"For educational purposes only" as opposed to the other disclaimer "For criminal usage only".
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> get dm
> "hey smelly i found this weird openclaw skill, i think its malware"
> wtf free openclaw malware?
> gives link
> "quickstart guide"
> "run this script to install openclaw skill"
> spoopy install command
> base64 encoded to hide how spoopy it is
> lolwtf
> base64 decode
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/curl/958ca005af6a71be22cfcd5de82ebf5c8b809b7ee28999b6ed38bfe5d194205e
> download file
> another malicious script
> base64 encoded
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/n8n/update
> lol ok
> download file
> .zip file
> look inside
> helper.x64, helper.arm64
> macOS malware
> realize i dont know anything about macos malware
United States government: We need to do age verification on all people online to ensure kids don't see pornography. Parents can't control kids
Also United States government: Government websites abused to host and advertise free pornography
> minecraft src code leaked online
> look inside
> math
And honestly? You're in the United States. The Geneva convention is a suggestion—not a law.
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After not even 24 hours of the United States government going schizo on Anthropic for not making the killer robots and doing mass surveillance, a new contender has stepped up to the plate.
What company will help the United States government?
Drum roll please ...
OpenAI!
US Government: MAKE THE FUCKING KILLER ROBOT THING
Anthropic: We think that's unethical. We won't do that. All customers have the same Terms of Service for Claude
US Government: YOURE A FUCKING COMMUNIST AND YOU HATE FREEDOM
> get DM
> hey check out this weird website
> lol ok
> doubao-app(dot)com
> pretending to be doubao(dot)com
> doubao is ai thingy from bytedance
> look at website
> download installer (.zip)
> .zip hosted on external domain
> lol
> duobao installer
> look inside
> Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> n9.exe
> look at Doubao_installer_2.0.31.exe
> 307mb
> big boi
> electron app (js, ugh again)
> revert eyes to n9.exe
> 799kb
> small boi
> 32bit binary, c++ 8 (???)
> look inside
> vmprotect (commercial software protector thingy)
> uses fake file cert
> trying to look legit
> wtf
> emulate
> checks all drives by C: - Z:
> tries bonking chrome
> makes a bunch of mutexes
> makes a bunch of weird files
> HWID, GROUP, TIME, VERSION, FILTER, "0", "PLUG"
> sends stuff and receives stuff from hk ip address
> 43.199.114.131
> port 7777
moral of the story: dress for the job u want
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If you do not have a baby, or have a young baby, this is an important message for you.
There will be a time when your baby gets sufficiently old enough to understand (in their own little way) anatomical differences between Mommy and Daddy.
He (or she, in my case he, it's my baby boy) won't understand male vs female, but he will visually see a difference. He will also begin exploring these anatomical differences out of curiosity. This isn't bad. It's all normal psychological development.
With that being said, if you're a Dad like me, I really want to warn you about something. He will notice you have nipples like Mom does, but he won't understand why. His first instinct will be to grab your nipple as hard as possible and pull on it.
It will hurt a lot. Your baby will grab your nipple like they're trying to use their little hands to remove a sticker from something. Additionally, babies have really really sharp little fingernails and, depending on how they decide to suddenly grab your nipple, it may make it bleed a little.
Be careful
> be bill gates
> rizzless nerd
> in Epstein emails
> emails show crazy stuff
> cheat on wife with Russian prostitute
> gets STD
> asks Epstein for help
> needs help getting medicine
> needs help slipping them in wife's food
> Epstein get annoyed
> doesn't wanna hang out anymore
> emails released
> everyone sees crazy stuff
> denies everything
> fast forward
> walks back statement
> admits he had sex with two Russian women
> says had sex with bridge player
> says had sex with nuclear physicist
> "lol why he list their occupations?"
> says they weren't prostitutes
> denies STD stuff
> denies trying to slip wife antibiotics