vx-underground

16 Jul 2025 17:55

wtf my phone is pregnant. the battery is ballooning and swelling up. it also is really warm to the touch

vx-underground

16 Jul 2025 05:14

Me and the boys looking at you nasty mfers trying to e-gf an AI model

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 19:03

Going to fill the computer with mayonnaise

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 16:13

I wanted to contribute to this open source thingy. It's a really cool post exploitation tool this nerd made to dump passwords.

Look at this guy

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 16:04

Oh, and I forgot, I've had a few e-mails from people asking how to use the malware builders (?) for research purposes (haha, das crazy bro).

We do not provide tech support.

Have a cat picture

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 13:06

Bought a desktop computer. Going to the grocery store today to buy mayonnaise

Gonna fill the computer with mayonnaise to measure how much mayonnaise is dangerous to a computer

vx-underground

02 Jul 2025 07:29

Mfw I get 200 crypto scam messages a day and people still want me to take shit coins seriously

vx-underground

02 Jul 2025 01:01

I don't want to sound like a hater, but I have this weird gut feeling that the person(s) behind the Iran Military commentary account are just grifters.

They also (probably) run multiple accounts and (probably) just posted this to wrong account

vx-underground

01 Jul 2025 06:56

This Department of Justice document about North Korea IT workers larping as Americans is cooked

INDIVIDUAL C needs a lawyer, thoughts and prayers, and 2 Christmas miracles, because he's so far up shits creek he can see the shit ocean

vx-underground

01 Jul 2025 02:28

How tf did the FBI / NSA get a picture of North Korean IT workers working

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 08:01

Bonus points that Redditors are losing their minds. This guy truly is God's best grifter

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29 Jun 2025 07:50

There's a guy on Xitter who claims to be the highest IQ person in the world and he is, quite possibly, the best scammer and/or con artist I have ever seen. His scamming is so impressive he may very well actually possess the 260+- IQ he claims to have

Basically this dude from South Korea spun up a bunch of websites, claims to have all these achievements, and places himself at the very top of these phony accomplishments. Everything he's created is littered with plausible deniability or is flat out wrong, but this falsehood plays into this con (see below).

All of his posts require verification. The only way to make revenue on Xitter is from verified accounts. Hence, when he makes bold, or intentionally controversial or inflammatory claims, even trying to combat him and/or correct him feeds him money.

Despite being from South Korea, he is deeply focused on United States politics (a place he doesn't live), and he weaponizes the phony accomplishment of having the "Worlds Highest IQ" to make claims have Jesus, Donald Trump, or other government institutions, which immediately anger people and draw in both praise, criticism, and fighting in the comment section (which means more money).

It's an absolutely brilliant move. He just makes up a bunch of shit websites and achievements, says shit that'll piss a bunch of people off, then makes a bunch of money from it. 10/10 brilliant con.

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 05:41

It's a shame malware research papers from antivirus vendors aren't more popular. But, it's partially their fault when they release a research paper on how a malware family has transitioned from using 1 TTP to a slightly different TTP and it's 15,000 words and 200 Ida pictures

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 05:18

How did the Mexican Drug Cartels get access to Israeli-tech firm NSO Group Pegasus Spyware

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 01:36

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/28/politics/mexican-drug-cartel-fbi-hack-informants

vx-underground

16 Jul 2025 15:28

Some guy keeps sending us emails asking how to extract the Lockbit ransomware builder.

He said he's tried "infected", but it's not working.

He said it is incredibly important he gets it working for his research and education (I don't believe him)

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 19:47

Please watch this montage.

Moments ago we were blessed by a person named broken_link420. We do not know who they are. But, we can assert with %100 confidence they are cool and badass.

They rose to the mayonnaise challenge, destroyed a DELL Optiplex and a Macbook.

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 18:49

Step 1. Purchase desktop computer from a sketchy pawn shop. It was $40. The store clerk said he didn't know the password to the computer (it's probably stolen)

Step 2. Travel to grocery store. Purchase 6 large containers of mayonnaise

Step 3. Purchase a Whitechapel poster

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 16:06

> check dms
> "no one cares, just put the malware in the bag lil bro"

vx-underground

14 Jul 2025 16:00

Hello, how are you?

tl;dr I'm back. We're back in the malware biz 🤝

I've been AFKing and schizo meme posting for the past 3 months. Unfortunately, it is time for me to return to reality (newborn is less insane).

First order of business: we're rebuilding and enhancing our infrastructure with TorGuard to make it more cool and badass. Things will be faster and do cool things. It will also make adding stuff easier for us. I am in the process of rebuilding it right now.

Second order of business: we're bringing back the malware harddrives. It'll be quite a bit. It'll be like... 30TB (uncompressed). TorGuard fronted us the cash to do it, so when they're up for sale you no longer have to wait for it. Very cool.

Thank you to everyone who hung out with me while I was in the trenches with the baby. It was fun. But, it's time to get back to the trenches. Black Mass Volume III is coming VERY SOON. Also, I have some plans for a new malware book series thingy. It'll be cool and badass.

Back to work, chat.
Love you
- smelly

P.S. Telegram nerds, I was AFK from Telegram because the channel got banned (temporarily) and it annoyed me. I took a hiatus from Telegram. I am now resuming my Telegram posts because a bunch of nerds messaged me asking me to bring it back because they dislike Xitter.

vx-underground

02 Jul 2025 18:10

Diddy beat the case, only got 2 smaller charges

vx-underground

02 Jul 2025 01:03

Unless the Iranian military considers Billie Eilish content a matter of national security and her glamorous photos must be shared

vx-underground

01 Jul 2025 11:46

This will be your life if you commit crimes on the internet. Cyber crime is bad and illegal

vx-underground

01 Jul 2025 02:34

The magical SeamusHughes
found newly unsealed court documents that have this lmfao

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.mad.286340/gov.uscourts.mad.286340.1.0.pdf

vx-underground

30 Jun 2025 22:08

Last year we donated several thousand dollars to animal shelters all across the United States.

Today one of those animal shelters invited me to a ballroom dance event with music, open bar, some other fancy stuff

If any of you live near Hattiesburg, Mississippi and would like dance for animals, or get drunk for animals, or something, let me know and you can go on my behalf

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 07:55

This guy probably made a cool $10,000 from these posts because it's only from verified people.

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 05:42

The whole paper could have been 200 words or less. Vendors, you gotta spice it up a bit. Throw in some cat pictures or something, I don't know

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 05:34

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/07/mexico-cartels-drugs-spying-corruption

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 01:47

If the cartels unironically start employing nerds, it's all over. Imagine they employ people to develop ransomware or something lmfao

vx-underground

29 Jun 2025 01:33

Crazy as hell seeing Mexican Drug Cartels compromise an FBI informant cell phone to extract geolocation and cell phone call records then compromise a series of security cameras all across Mexico to track and monitor FBI agents and informants to do highly targeted assassinations