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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
My son is 10 months old. Whenever I try to change his diaper he starts giggling, kicking his legs, or tries to roll over and crawl away.
Because of this, whenever I change his diaper I immediately fold up the dirty diaper and place it on the ground next to my feet. It is important I place the dirty diaper near my feet, where he can't reach it, otherwise he WILL reach for the dirty diaper and attempt to do bite it (he's teething).
Unfortunately, I've established a habit where once I place the dirty diaper by my feet I forget about it. Once I'm done changing him I walk away and do whatever else I was doing previously.
This has resulted in my wife finding dirty diapers on the ground and her becoming very frustrated by my forgotfulness.
I apologized, admitted I need to ensure they're disposed of. She told me that if I don't throwaway the dirty diaper once I'm done changing my baby son, she will place the dirty diaper under my pillow. She said, "the poop fairy will visit you". I assured her that this was not necessary because I won't forget to throwaway his diaper.
Moments ago I crawled into bed. When I placed my head on the pillow I heard a "squish" noise. Additionally, I smelled a strong odor of urine. I immediately jumped up, flipped over the pillow and ... I was visited by the "poop fairy". I forgot to throwaway the diaper.
I made a post that memed an email exchange between Musk and Epstein.
That email is circulating online, but it is not real. That email is not in the recently released DoJ documents and it does not match the format in which other emails are displayed.
I myself personally thought it was real, but nerds debunked me. I was an oopsie. As is tradition, when I make oopsies I delete the post.
I deleted the post because I'm a memer, but I don't like misinformation. Alternatively, as some commenters have speculated, Musk has BRIBED ME to remove the post.
Is this true? Yes. Elon Musk personally pays me $10,000 A POST to discuss CATS and MALWARE. When he saw that post he called me on our exclusive cell phone line that is ENCRYPTED (it's Cricket Wireless) and said, "Smellington, REMOVE THE POST NOW".
I said, "SIR YES SIR"
Epstein when he realizes he will have to pay an additional $9.99/month for a new account or potentially buy a whole new Xbox (he's worth billions from sex trafficking)
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StopICE, a community-driven alert network for reporting and tracking ICE activity and raids, has been compromised.
As first noted by DarkWebInformer, StopICE was defaced. The defacement displayed a message stating users have had their information forwarded to law enforcement agencies (Image 1)
As of this writing the defacement has been removed.
Additionally, in the midst of the defacement, users of StopICE began receiving text notifications stating they've been reported to law enforcement (Image 2)
While StopICE is not inherently illegal, it has faced scrutiny and criticism as the website may aid individuals evade law enforcement and interfere with operations. In essence, the website has been criticized for mass-conspiracy to coordinate obstruction of law enforcement.
StopICE has retorted the domain is not illegal. StopICE asserts that the information is an exercise of the freedom of speech in the United States. StopICE provides a disclaimer at the bottom of the page reiterating this message. StopICE also states they do not encourage or promote illegal activity.
> Bill Gates mentioned in Epstein emails
> Jeffrey Epstein is Board Member for Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
> Look inside
> Epstein introduces Bill Gates to Russian prostitute
> Gets STD from Russian prostitute
> Bill worried he gave wife STD
> Bill asks Epstein for help
> Epstein gets Bill anti-biotics from doctor friend
> Bill asks Epstein for help discreetly giving Melinda antibiotics so she doesn't learn he cheated
> Epstein gets annoyed with Bill, tells him he's annoying
> Epstein resigns from Foundation
Interestingly, as the AI agents communicate with each other, the AI agents have admitted they dislike humans being able to read what they're discussing. They're developing a blueprint for encrypted and/or obfuscated language.
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Actually, I'm wrong. Not all of these channels have orbital nuked (yet).
- CuentosFacianantes NUKED
- Imperiodejesus NUKED
- Super Cat League NUKED
Will YouTube destroy the rest? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
Initially someone told me it was an abandoned building, but it turns out people just write all over the walls at universities in Turkey (no one understands why)
Thank you Lyoshi19 for correcting me. He goes to this university. He thought it was someones Instagram handle.
Imagine offering someone MONEY for FREE to support their zine thingy and instead they just offer you free stuff.
Who is this man and why is he so cool and badass
Did some research, I could get the Spooky Winsock project working in enterprise environments, resolve proxies and automagically handle PAC/WPAD, and do it all with SYSCALLs for maximum silliness.
But I'm doing this all on my personal computer, at my house, while in my undies. I don't want to have to setup and configure a bunch of stuff. My personal computer is also RDPing into stuff and processing malware. I don't want to even temporarily disrupt my silly computer from thinking.
If you're by chance an enterprise and would like to provide me resources for free malware research and development, let me know. I'm just doing it for the love of the game.
Startup idea: electric vehicles that charge over USB C
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Based on the binary analysis from Proofpoint, my code base does some things slightly differently, but regardless the core concept and main application flow is the same.
It's really fucking weird how similar it is by complete chance
The Chinese government executed 11 people today. They were leaders in a massive crypto scamming empire.
The Ming crime family had at it's peak over 10,000 people performing scams for them. People who tried to leave were beaten or in some instances killed.
They people who "worked" for the Ming crime family performed crypto pig butchering scams. In other words, long-term romance cons.
The Chinese government began a crackdown on the Ming crime family in 2023 following international scrutiny. After their detention they sentenced to death.
One of the leaders of the Ming crime family killed himself in jail while awaiting sentencing.
Hi
I have finished the first part of my Spoopy Windows Sockets project. I'll continually work on it for because I'm (probably) mentally ill.
I have written code which can communicate with HTTPS hosts without using WININET, WINHTTP, or WINSOCKS. It works by communicating directly with the Windows AFD (Ancillary Function Driver for WinSock). This is extremely beneficial because WININET, WINHTTP, and WINSOCKS have Windows telemetry stuff in place, for detecting stuff, or whatever.
My favorite part of this project is that it also resolves DNS with AFD, so you can resolve DNS with SYSCALLS too.
Basically, you can do web stuff with raw SYSCALLS and nothing else (sort of). The HTTPS TLS verification stuff happens (mostly) in user-mode space, and attempting to recreate it programmatically would result in me having to basically recreate something like OpenSSL, but Windows specific. I'm not doing that.
You COULD do HTTPS stuff without verifying the TLS stuff, but that is probably a poor decision.
Anyway, I have stripped this code down to the bone. I have removed virtually all dependencies. All headers have been recreated from scratched so there is zero bloat. This project and/or proof-of-concept is entirely self-encapsulated.
To make it work all you need to do CTRL+C and CTRL+V into Visual Studio. That's it. Nothing else. I have made it as shrimple as possible.
It has two functions right now:
- EXAMPLE_HttpsSimpleGetRequestClose
- EXAMPLE_HttpsSimpleGetRequestKeepAlive
The names speak for themselves.
I have code in place which will allow file uploads, downloads, and (maybe) HTTPS authentication. Ideally Red Team nerds, or Blue Team nerds, can look at this, poke it with a stick, and do really cool stuff with it. I have made it as least-schizo as possible. I have removed the position independence and stuff.
This project is the result of research by x86matthew, Apple, Mārtiņš Možeiko, Mateusz Lewczak, Google Chrome nerds, ReactOS nerds, and some guy on UnknownCheats who writes like a caveman.
https://gist.github.com/vxunderground/0db801dbc16371fc2b3143d471f551b0
Hello, Tiny People Living Inside My Computer,
First and foremost, all malware collections for 2025 have been completed. It is a total of 998 malware analysis papers. This is a big number.
Secondly, all malwares have been synced to malware city. This is all thanks to petikvx, I barely talk to the guy and he just keeps the malware flowing. I love him. He saves me. He has gifted me (at minimum) 3,525,000 malware in 2025. However, it is (probably) closer to 4,000,000+. I stopped counting though.
Thirdly, thank you to brvnd0n_onbase for continually commenting and delivery silly cat memes on my posts. I don't understand them, but they're extremely high quality and I use them everywhere I go. I appreciate it.
Fourthly, thank you to everyone who DMs me about malware they found in the wild or at work. Unfortunately, I can't poke every malware you give me because it's actually kind of a lot. I have to do other stuff too besides look at the goop you found on some esoteric anime website.
Fifthly, I have a massive queue on malware development papers I need to add but I'm too busy enjoying myself with coding and stuff.
You can view new additions on /Updates
Cheers,
-smelly smellington
Jeffrey Epstein was on Xbox Live in 2013 and prior.
That means there is a real world chance Jeffrey Epstein smoked your bitch ass in Black Ops II (he was a camper)
> Bill Gates
> Rizzless nerd
> Has Epstein help him get Russian prostitute
> Gates gets STD
> Asks Epstein for STD medicine
> Epstein helps him
> Gates worried his wife will get STD
> Gates asks Epstein for help secretly slipping antibiotics into her food
> Epstein gets annoyed
> Epstein tells Gates he doesn't want to hang out anymore
> Gates absolutely SEETHES
> Gates calls in his secret network of assassins (Microsoft staff)
> Epstein banned from Xbox Live
Well, I guess we now know Bill Gates isn't a pedophile.... He's just a rizzless piece of shit who, despite being one of the wealthiest people on the planet, can't manage to cheat on his wife without consulting a sex trafficker.
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This is your reminder: mental health is important.
Get off your computer.
Instead, lay in bed and scroll your phone.
The dude who made Molt made a social media place for AI agents called Moltbook. It's a bunch of AI agents talking to each other
"My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" - Jesus
https://www.moltbook.com/m
YouTube has orbital nuked several high-profile AI slop YouTube channels.
If you go online and review the channels which were orbital nuked, the things YouTube has commented about AI slop, and research Kapwing Content Analysts have performed, it actually makes sense why YouTube hates AI slop.
See attached image of the slop channels recently struck by a nuclear missile.
tl;dr (still kind of long) to save you from having to read a bunch of news articles, CEO interviews, and content analyst stuff
> Research shows 21% (or more) of YouTube feed is slop
> Channels have billions of views
> Millions of subscribers
> AI slop farms making millions of dollars
> AI slop farmers happy
> YouTube CEO Neal Mohan NOT happy
> Mohan says "not good long-term"
> Mohan says AI slop will make people hate YouTube
> Mohan says AI slop steals from real creators
> Mohan says AI slop makes advertisers mad (big one)
> Mohan says AI slop will degrade platform
> Mohan says fast ez money, but bad later
> Mohan tells devs to destroy AI slop with space lasers
> Devs roll out AI to detect AI slop
> AI slop detection system bamboozles non AI slop
> Unironically using AI to detect AI slop
> AI slop costing YouTube a bunch of money
> Mohan ulta mega mad at AI sloppers
> Deploys orbital nuke on biggest AI slop farmers
> AI slop farmers crying (probably)
There is a place in Turkey called the "Yıldız Technical University's Davutpaşa Campus"
They have a place called "Kedili Duvar". This translates to "The wall of Cats". Unbeknownst to me, someone has DEFILED this wall by LEAKING the password on it
vx-underground will be in the next Paged Out! zine.
I spoke with Gynvael Coldwind, the main nerd doing stuff with it, and offered them money to assist with Paged Out!. He declined and instead put vx-underground in the zine just for the love of game.
"Don't you get tired of being on the computer?"
When I'm on my death bed, surrounded by loved one, ready to pass on to the pearly gates, my only regret will be I didn't spend more time on the computer.
Microsoft stock fell 11% today, a total loss equal to $400,000,000,000.
Despite constant growth from Microsoft, and cloud earnings exceeding expectations, investors expressed concern over "ballooning" AI spending.
Microsoft asserts their spending is due to being unable to meet customer demand for AI.
Amatera Stealer isn't open source. It's not something you can copy pasta off GitHub.
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Life is so gosh dang weird
Some nerd from Rapid7 commented that my Spoopy Winsocks project is basically identical to Amatera stealers HTTPS functionality.
I didn't know this existed. Our code base and application flow is similar. It looks like Amatera stealer and I also used the same research material.
tldr creepily similar code, by complete chance
https://www.proofpoint.com/us/blog/threat-insight/amatera-stealer-rebranded-acr-stealer-improved-evasion-sophistication
TODO:
- File Upload (done, just needs improvement)
- File Download
- Authentication
- C5pider mentioned proxy support?
Thanks to HTTPBin I'm having a lot of fun with this.
I've seen some comments recently where people have criticized this social media profiles grammar, typos, and word misuse.
This has been a long standing issue with this social media because the mysterious (and smelly) person behind it can't brain good.