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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
B-B-B-B-B---BUT VX-UNDERGROUND, DISCORD HAD A COMPROMI---- IT WAS HAACK----
And you're all still using the platform and continue paying $9.99/month for Nitro (you need to boost your favorite video game streamers server, you get extra perks, they might acknowledge your existence).
I idle in tons of Discord's that nerds invite me into. I see you dorks with your flashy backgrounds and goofy ass names with all the different colors and shit.
No, it doesn't make you look cool or 1337. We know you whipped out ol' faithful (your Credit Card) and dropped $19.99 on the flash animation, $8.99 for the pop-ups, and an additional $14.99 for that cool Overwatch sticker.
We all know you're not going to use TeamSpeak, or Matrix, or Telegram, or whatever else. You're going to say "ooga booga this bad", but then do it anyway.
Discord is only popular because it's convenient.
It's shrimple to use, shrimple to install, and requires almost no critical thought to configure.
The masses do not care about security, or privacy, or whatever. They want easy.
tl;dr discord normiemogged teamoids
This all lines up with what SmartLoader did in August.
tl;dr haven't changed shit
https://asec.ahnlab.com/en/89551/
More information: https://www.theverge.com/tech/875309/discord-age-verification-global-roll-out
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"when i ran it smelly, windows deleted the malicious jar file"
THE MALICIOUS JAR FILE?! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JAR FILE
> jar inside .js inside .zip inside .png inside .asar inside .exe
What the actual fuck is your problem? Why do you people keep finding weird ass obfuscated Electron.JS malware?
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I'm still sick. I've basically got dysentery from this Influenza Type A. I'm not sure what's worse, pissing out my ass or working with obfuscated Lua. Right now I'm thinking I'd prefer pissing out my ass
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WHO IS PUTTING UP THESE POSTERS IN LONDON
Is this some kind of esoteric Britbong humor us Ameriburgers aren't familiar with?
I'm being told this is a real thing.
I don't know what's real and what isn't, but August 6th is also DEFCON.
I have no idea, dawg. I give up.
Nerds on KiwiFarms made an absolutely disgusting discovery.
Some of the videos in the Epstein files are completely unredacted.
To spare you the details, one particularly horrific video is a 15 year old girl in her underwear. She explicitly tells the camera man her age, name, country of origin, and body measurements.
KiwiFarms currently has a COLOSSAL thread going, over 350 pages and counting, of people collectively reviewing files and sharing information.
> be me
> log into email
> email from jeffrey epstein
> actual email from epstein documents
> lolwtf
> look inside
> silly picture of kitty cats
Thank you to whoever logged into Epstein's e-mail and thought to send me these cat pictures. It makes me very happy.
I was unaware posting silly photos of cats means you're a homosexual
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Imagine internet nerds spend all this time trying to decode these Epstein attachments and when they finally crack the code this is what they find
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> be Islamic activist hacker group
> want positive attention to iraq
> decide to DdoS internet archive
> "That'll get people's attention!"
> "Now people will care about our cause!"
> piss everyone off
> people hate their cause now
???
Big shout out to OpenClaw.
One of the most downloaded OpenClaw skills was AmosStealer
Chat, MacOS malware is so fucking back
https://1password.com/blog/from-magic-to-malware-how-openclaws-agent-skills-become-an-attack-surface
Discord knows everyone will bitch and moan on the internet, SOBBMAXXING, but 99.9% of people will hand over their identification. They'll be scared, or reluctant, but they'll do it anyway so they can keep their yellow badge in their Harry Potter Fan Fiction Roleplay Discord
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For those curious regarding Epstein files redactions and general information: based on Mr. Massie's visit to the United States Department of Justice today, and his "hint" of this being from "A Sultan", this implicates Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem.
Around April, 2009, footage was leaked of Issa bin Zayed Al Nahyan a/k/a "Isa", son of Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, beating an Afghanistan merchant. In the video, Isa does the following:
- Hog ties him
- Beats the man with a wooden plank, with nails protruding
- Fires an automatic weapon around the man
- Forces a cattle prod into the mans anus
- Places the cattle prod onto the man
- Runs the man over with a Mercedes SUV
- Ignites the mans genitals with lighter fluid
- Pours salt on the wounds
All of this was performed while Abu Dhabi police were present (seen in the video).
Issa bin Zayed Al Nahyan was found not guilty in court. The Judge proceeding over the case did not explain why Isa was exonerated on all charges.
This appears to be the video Epstein "loved".
tl;dr SmartLoader malware campaign, multi-staged obfuscated Lua payload to evade detection, currently very effective. Interesting malware find.
Some nerd named bleuonbase was looking for some random "Effect-native SDK" (whatever that is), the 2nd indexed URL on Google was a spoopy looking GitHub repo.
He showed it to me. I was bored (I'm very sick), so I poked it with a stick. To make a long story short, this looks like a new malware campaign from SmartLoader
The thing is an obfuscated Lua Loader and it comes packaged with the traditional Lua dependency junk (Lua JIT and DLL). The payload launches from a .cmd which just passes a .txt to the Lua JIT binary. This is all standard stuff for SmartLoader from early and mid 2025.
If you're curious, lookup the SHA256 for the obfuscated Lua script on VirusTotal: c36ce9080f624c14dd4e1d451228293f786168f4de2d35690d2cffb6cccbae87 (Image 1)
You'll see some of the other thing it's trying to masquerade as. This is all very silly shenanigans.
It's currently exfiltrating to some German IP address and inserting fake Cloudflare headers to make it look like it's Cloudflare: 213.176.73.145
Look up that IP address on VirusTotal and you'll see even more silly shenanigans (Image 2)
Oh, and uses Socket3.lua for stuff, I've uploaded that to VirusTotal and Triage. Was not seen on VT before: f2e4088ebf9d98bcc7cccff153a26a786927ae8de570889af160e695b35d1624
Starting March, 2026, Discord will require a facial scan or copy of your government issued ID to use 'adult features' on Discord such as participating in stages or viewing Discords and/or channels marked as 18+
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> "hey smelly i ran this game, is it malware?"
> doubt_it.png
> bored
> look inside
> game
> look inside
> electron app
> look inside
> weird .png embedded inside
> look inside
> electron app inside png
> wtf
> look inside
> .zip inside png inside of electron app
> wtf
> look inside
> electron app
> ???
> .js inside .zip inside .png inside .asar inside .exe
> look inside
> heavily obfuscated
> Find malware campaign
> Check VT
> (Looks) New
> Currently undetected
> Look inside
> Obfuscated Lua
Seriously? Lua? You guys are a bunch of sick fucks
I'm really sick (STILL), don't have mental capacity to shit talk Microsoft, or talk about some weird malware shit, or describe the latest Epstein computer-related gossip and news.
I'm going to steal memes from /g/ Tech Meme's and crawl back into bed.
Dawg, who the FUCK setup these vx-underground posters in London? This isn't something you can just do in a few minutes. This requires planning and visiting a print shop and stuff.
There is no venue listed, the artists aren't real.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
I wasn't sure if I was on an FBI watchlist. Getting that autograph from Mikhail Matveev from FBI Most Wanted was definitely pushing it, but an e-mail from a compromised Epstein e-mail address is the cherry on top.
Pic related (FBI watching me)
Hello,
If you're in the United Kingdom and happen to be near:
27 Osborn St, 24 B134, London, England
You will see a cool and badass UK DRILL hip-hop rap thingie that I am supposedly hosting (I'm not, but someone is using the name).
If you happen to find it, please take a silly picture with it. I will share it online and you can tell your friends you got into a hip-hop beef, or something, I don't know.
I'm really confused.
There is someone claiming to be "VX UNDERGROUND" in London and they're sponsoring some UK rap thing.
They link directly to the telegram channel I own.
????????????
A lot of people don't know this but since the United States government was shutdown for 43 days in 2025 you don't have to pay taxes for those days
You don't pay taxes for days not worked
Contracting Influenza Type A has been an eye opening religious experience. I've seen God.
While I briefly had an extremely high temperature, exceeding 104f, I also unknowingly passed Influenza Type A to my 10 month old son.
Thankfully, by the grace of God, my wife's forethought and her intelligence, he got his seasonal Flu shot. However, the flu shot does not guarantee immunity.
While I have been experiencing a fever, aches and pains all over my body, and coughing up mystery goo, my 10 month son got a mild tummy ache.
While a baby with a tummy ache isn't bad, there is nothing that makes you more aware of your existence than your baby boy heap spraying green diarrhea all over the bed while simultaneously laughing at it. When you take this lunatic behavior and couple with it severe illness, you can feel your soul leaving your body.
I was begging my 10 month old son, on the verge of tears, to stop trying to roll around in his feces while I battled aches, pains, chronic fatigue, and mystery goo leaving my lungs.
He's totally fine. He doesn't have a fever. He is playful and talkative. He's eating good. Meanwhile I'm shopping for coffins on Temu (they're cheaper there).
Can I decode these documents? No
Can I provide a silly picture of a cat? Yes