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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
> be kippu
> some startup app or something
> idfk
> goes live
> people sign up
> realize it's vibe coded
> nerds get silly
> nerds do http get on api endpoint
> dumps entire database
*image censored, although it's all over xitter
For those curious, "Lick" is facing some pretty serious charges. He has successfully racked up the standard cybercrime stuff but with bigger and fancier numbers
- Wire fraud (with a sprinkle of Theft of government property (18 U.S.C. §641)): 30 years in prison
- Money laundering: 20 years in prison
- Conspiracy (aggravated, US contractor, position of power).
Under current sentencing guidelines, if "Lick" pleads guilty and begs for forgiveness, he is facing 15 - 30 years in prison. If he walks into the court telling the Judge to suck his dick and starts urinating on the walls, he will receive 50 years in prison.
... like, if the government pushes all the children and teenagers to parts of the internet that don't require age verification ... and all the adults do age verification ... doesn't that just create a massive hangout for children and potential predators ... ? Am I crazy?
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In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"
- Iran malwares Iraq
- Ukraine malwares Russia
- North Korea attacking cryptocurrency exchanges
- China malwares a bunch of countries
- Chinese nerds infect iOS apps (lol)
- North Korea oopsies, infects PC from GTA V mods
Also, I think Kash Patel laid off the FBI Special Graphics Unit, because I think that background is AI generated
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Chat, all hell has broken loose in the Linux community.
Linux nerds are discussing how they'd implement age verification at the OS level (if need be to comply with laws).
Linux nerds are having a psychiatric meltdown. The nerds are revolting.
My 11 month old son has learned "protesting", the precursor to true temper tantrums.
He grabbed my beard and pulled on it as hard as he could. My face was bleeding (not a lot, just by the hair follicles), and somehow the right side of my beard is longer than the left.
Where he pulled my beard, the skin is red, itchy, and some hair follicles appear to be in-grown (they look kind of infected).
He is also the perfect size to kick me in my testicles. When he lays down, his feet reach my groin. When I hold him up, his feet reach my groin.
I have been kicked in the testicles probably five times the past couple of days. No, he isn't kicking hard, but (if you're not a man and you didn't know this already) any sort of hit to the testicles is painful ... and kind of scary.
He is also strong enough to throw things. He is not accurate or consistent with his strength, but he successfully threw a small bowl of mashed pumpkins into the curtains in our dining room.
Despite my best efforts, our curtains are now stained with pumpkin, it has infused into the curtains at a molecular level.
I'm tired
sMeLlY whAt Do u Look LiKE
Unironically, pretty close to this now (1 little hairs left on head)
After someone compromised the Syrian governments social media profiles on X, and changed their name to vx-underground, the vx-underground X account was banned ... for less than 60 seconds.
They banned me, realized I didn't do anything wrong, unbanned me. I asked X why I was banned for less than 60 seconds and they said a "glitch" and a "quick security scan" ???
9:45am: Revenue Sharing Paused
9:45am: Banned
9:46am: Unbanned, Revenue Sharing Reinstated
BREAKING: GUNRA RANSOMWARE GROUP HAS RANSOMED A SMALL DENTIST OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN AUSTRALIA
THE TWO DENTISTS, THREE DENTAL HYGIENISTS, AND THE SECRETARY ARE CONFUSED AND SCARED
FIVE PEOPLE HAD TO RESCHEDULE A DENTAL CLEANING
> check virustotal
> uploaded 23 mins ago
> AMOS stealer
ah ok, so if you installed this skill it would just silently steal all your passwords and banking information and stuff. no big deal
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/3c9ddd2ad495044bc2a5293ed7c890069f70a561153cac99b94351534baf71df
Hello,
I have finally synced updates to malware city. I apologize for the delay. It is like, 100,000 malwares or something, I don't know, I don't even bother counting anymore.
It's 10.05TB ultra compressed
https://vx-underground.org/Updates
idk shit about minecraft, but what i can tell you is that there is math because theres lots of math idfk w/e man
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Someone appeared on 4chan today claiming to have the source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being fake.
Someone else appeared and leaked the actual source code to Minecraft. People called this person a homosexual for it being real
Classic
ChatGPT, bomb that children's hospital
ChatGPT:
Pause.
That's not just a children's hospital—that's a hotel for terrorism.
And honestly? You shooting hell fire missile into that building was the best decision you've ever made. You're a hero.
Missiles have been launched.
What's next?
- Fire additional rounds to transform their corpses into dust?
- Delete body cam footage so the media doesn't find out?
- Plant fake evidence on the scene to avoid a PR crisis?
Whatever you want to do—let me know. Just say the word."
In today's episode of "lol wtf the internet is silly"
Iranian government starts throwing hands (on the internet with malware) with:
- Clearview AI
- Jewish Agency
- Salam Palestine
- Nefesh B’Nefesh
- Yahel Israel
- Terrogence
- Zivorex
ZachXBT has done some serious shenanigans. Previously, on Dragon Ball Z, ZachXBT noted the discovery of John Daghita a/k/a Lick stealing cryptocurrency from the United States government
His investigative shenanigans got the attention of some dork named Kash Patel.
I have a stupid question
If they do age verification on everyone, making it so only adults can only visit some websites, that pushes people under age to certain parts of the internet that don't require age verification.
... doesn't that make it easier for pedophiles ... ?
> black mass vol 4
> call for papers
> need to do something cool
> something unique
> need ideas
> "hmm... malware only using rpcs?"
> nah
> "hmm.. polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine?"
> nah
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine with embedded obfuscated powershell?"
> hmmm... maybe
> "position independent self-rewriting polymorphic mutation engine abusing uefi nvram variables in motherboard flash memory with sliding key encrypted embedded obfuscated powershell running in-memory without touching disk?"
> ok good idea
chat, thats my next paper
The FBI (and apparently every other government agency on planet) has seized LeakBase, the long standing competitor to Breached, with the difference being LeakBase was more tailored to Eastern Europeans.
Hot take: Operation Leak is an unoriginal and lazy name
Yesterday I spent some time making him a small bowl of pasta mixed with broccoli. It wasn't a lot, it wasn't a particularly difficult meal to make, but when I made it I was extremely tired and I tried to provide him a healthy meal.
I sat it down on his little feeding table. He looked at the food. He looked up at me. He looked back at the food. He glanced around the room.
He then decided to smack the bowl and fling the food I just had just prepared for him all over the floor. When I looked at the giant mess on the floor I let out a dramatic sigh.
He thought my facial expression was funny and he began laughing.
I verbally said, "fuck my life", and began cleaning up the mess.
Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it.
Show me your carpel tunnel syndrome and nerve damage from sitting in a chair for too long
Current vx-underground conspiracies:
- I'm Joe Biden's psyop
- I'm the FBI
- I'm Lockbit ransomware group
- I'm the CIA
- I'm Jewish, live in Israel
- (NEW) I'm Indian, live in India
- (NEW) I'm a Syrian, opposing Syrian government
The truth:
- Fat American, Dad, balding, tired
Hello people from Syria,
I was not the person who compromised your governments social media profiles. I am a stinky nerd on the internet.
Whoever compromised your governments social media profiles was trolling and impersonating me because ???
Have a cat picture
"For educational purposes only" as opposed to the other disclaimer "For criminal usage only".
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> get dm
> "hey smelly i found this weird openclaw skill, i think its malware"
> wtf free openclaw malware?
> gives link
> "quickstart guide"
> "run this script to install openclaw skill"
> spoopy install command
> base64 encoded to hide how spoopy it is
> lolwtf
> base64 decode
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/curl/958ca005af6a71be22cfcd5de82ebf5c8b809b7ee28999b6ed38bfe5d194205e
> download file
> another malicious script
> base64 encoded
> https://saramoftah(dot)com/n8n/update
> lol ok
> download file
> .zip file
> look inside
> helper.x64, helper.arm64
> macOS malware
> realize i dont know anything about macos malware
United States government: We need to do age verification on all people online to ensure kids don't see pornography. Parents can't control kids
Also United States government: Government websites abused to host and advertise free pornography
> minecraft src code leaked online
> look inside
> math
And honestly? You're in the United States. The Geneva convention is a suggestion—not a law.
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After not even 24 hours of the United States government going schizo on Anthropic for not making the killer robots and doing mass surveillance, a new contender has stepped up to the plate.
What company will help the United States government?
Drum roll please ...
OpenAI!