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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
Yeah, so pretty much I saw that dudes proof-of-concept and them writing "execute powershell in-memory" and went full autistic.
They meant "execute powershell without a script on disk", not "manually reconstruct powershell from scratch".
My dumb ass has been sitting here in the dark, on Christmas, reverse engineering Windows to be able to programmatically execute Powershell scripts in-memory (no script on disk, no spawning Powershell.exe), while also being as minimal as possible with dependencies and headers.
I'm at over 1,000 lines of code just getting the current CLR version (I'm dumb, don't do this, there is literally ZERO reason to do this)
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December 21st, 2025, Vince Zampella, co-founder of Call of Duty, passed away. It has been confirmed by Electronic Arts and people closely associated with him.
Mr. Zampella tragically passed away while traveling at a high rate of speed in his 2026 Ferrari 296 GTS in Los Angeles, California, United States.
The incident occured at a location known as Angeles Crest.
Mr. Zampella exited a tunnel traveling at an estimated 105mph (169kph). It is suspected Mr. Zampella failed to anticipate the vision impairment which would occur while exiting a dark tunnel back into regular daylight, hence temporarily blinding and/or disorienting his vision.
Mr. Zampella was unable to see the sharp turn approaching, failed to decelerate, and crashed into a barrier.
Several bystanders recorded the incident. Per video evidence, Mr. Zampella's Ferrari immediately compressed inward, similar to an accordion, due to the high rate of speed. The car immediately became engulfed in flames.
Per police records, Mr. Zampella had a passenger in the vehicle. The passenger has not been identified to the public.
The Mr. Zampella was pronounced DOA (Dead on Arrival) by medical first responders. Per police records, Mr. Zampella was trapped inside the vehicle while it became engulfed in flames. It is unknown if Mr. Zampella was conscious or not while it occurred. Police scanner archivists (people who actively listen and discuss police radio conversations) documented first responders as stating "the driver is burnt to a crisp". The driver was later identified as Mr. Zampella.
The unknown passenger was ejected from the vehicle. Per police reports, the passengers lower torso remainder in the vehicle from his vehicle compressing inward, while his upper torso went through the windshield of the vehicle. First responders documented the passenger had "effectively amputated his legs". Bystanders dragged the unknown passengers upper body from the flames and made an attempt at saving his life. Bystanders attempted to use a seat belt from a bystanders vehicle as a tourniquet to prevent the person from bleeding to death.
The unknown passenger was transported via helicopter to a nearby hospital due to the severity of his injuries. He was officially pronounced deceased at the hospital.
Mr. Zampella is survived by his three children
Oh yeah? Santa isn't real? Then who comes down the chimney, eats the cookies, and gives the carrots to the reindoor?
You seriously think nearly every person on the planet is hiding the truth and is involved in this conspiracy?
Uh huh, sure. Santa non-believers make me SICK
This is the internet of the future.
Slop ChatGPT reply with slop OnlyFans spam replying
Is the United States government ran by a bunch of fucking morons?
People on BlueSky discovered that some of the Epstein documents were visually redacted but remained selectable. In other words, using Python you can un-redact some of the Epstein files.
It's a beautiful thing seeing the most liked post in vx-underground history be a silly picture of a kitty cat.
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AI companies seeing 300TB of music "archived" publicly
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Spotify confirmed today an unknown group of individuals, who describe themselves as activists, have programmatically scraped Spotify and copied 300TB of music off their platform.
https://www.billboard.com/business/streaming/spotify-music-library-leak-1236143970/
I'm tired of the spam on X. If you're going spam my DMs with fake AI girls, or stolen photos from Instagram, just give me the malware, bro. Don't play games.
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This is very important information.
https://nypost.com/2025/12/20/us-news/cat-lost-during-hurricane-helene-miraculously-reunited-with-family-after-443-days/
Per The Information magazine, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has cut back Microsoft's Artificial Intelligence goals. Spending in AI data centers have reportedly been cut by as much as 50%. The reasoning deduced is that users prefer ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini.
However, Microsoft stated to journalists at Futurism: "The Information’s story inaccurately combines the concepts of growth and sales quotas, aggregate sales quotas for AI products have not been lowered."
tldr Microsoft says they're not cutting back due to people not using it or being able to find sales. They're cutting back because ???
Coinbase has historically has received heavy criticism for failing to protect users for scammers and Insider Threats.
Friday, December 19th, 2025, Coinbase released a statement alongside the Office of the Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez, and his Virtual Currency Unit, the indictment of 23-year-old Ronald Spektor of Brooklyn, New York, United States.
Ronald Spektor a/k/a "lolimfeelingevil", "I'm feeling Evil", allegedly impersonated Coinbase staff and scammed users out of an estimated $16,000,000. He deceived victims utilizing fictitious emails, text messages, phone calls, or fake websites.
Mr. Spektor, per court documents, was partially identified due to himself boasting on Telegram about his theft. He was particularly vocal on his Telegram channel, "Blockchain Enemies".
Court records indicate Mr. Spektor resides with his Father and a good portion of the money stolen was spent on online gambling. However, $105,000 in cash was seized and $400,000 in cryptocurrency was seized.
Mr. Spektor has been charged with:
- First-degree grand larceny (PL §155.42)
- First-degree money laundering (PL §470.20)
- Scheme to defraud (likely first degree, PL §190.65)
Additionally, per documents which state Mr. Spektor is facing other "related charges", Mr. Spektor may be facing
- Falsifying business records
- Criminal possession of stolen property
- Identity theft
Based on the charges brought forth, Mr. Spektor is facing over 30 years in prison. However, it should be noted that the current judicial system in the United States often does not do maximum penalties unless someone is a repeat offender.
Mr. Spektor being a first time offender, and assuming he takes a plea deal, is more likely to receive 12 years in prison with a required 85% time served. If Mr. Spektor decides to take the case before a jury and proclaim his innocence, and he is found guilty, he faces 15 - 20 years in prison.
In simplest terms, if Mr. Spektor "snitches" and behaves, he will serve 10 years in prison and be released sometime in 2036.
If he tries to fight the case and is found guilty, he will face 15 - 20 years, but with good behavior could be released somewhere between 2038 - 2043.
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong, alongside the Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez, released a mugshot of "lolimfeelingevil" a/k/a Ronald Spektor
I didn't read documentation close enough. I thought I was galaxy brain (I wasn't galaxy brain).
Basically, I wanted to make a WinRT / Windows COM malware proof-of-concept that only executes when the machine is locked. When it is unlocked the malware stops executing. I've done this before very easily with my "Fever Dream" code snippet (I named it Fever Dream because I was very sick when I wrote it).
Anyway, I have a very small brain and wasted A LOT of time on something I should have noticed way earlier.
The formatting is really messed up. I'm not sure why Pastebin cooked the formatting. Whatever, here is a really shitty proof-of-concept. The code DOES WORK when the user logs out then logs back in. However, if the user logs out the code won't work anyway unless it is running as a service.
https://pastebin.com/raw/L752XNTV
Why Donald Trump was removed from the Epstein data release is purely speculative. Based on the nature of the case I believe most reviewers were infer something profoundly nefarious.
It's up to you to decide.
The entire case has drawn international attention and will continue to draw international attention for quite a bit of time. We are living in an extremely significant moment in history which will likely be studied closely in the future.
When your children age and ask you, "Mommy, Daddy, do you remember the Jeffrey Epstein case?". You can proudly respond: "Yes, we used primitive AI to make memes about it to minimize how traumatic and unjust the world is. Now stop asking too many questions before the government turns off your NeuroLink chip"
Lots of confusion on TikTok today. Users are confused by this Hiphop pendant for sale
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The Nigerian government put out a press release saying they partnered with the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation to perform a sweeping law enforcement takedown, and crackdown, on scammers and various other cybercrime things.
Pretty much no one cared, I don't even think the FBI cared. I can't even remember if it was Nigeria or a different county from that region.
Basically, it was a smaller country riddled with corruption and crime from both politicians and citizens. The entire comment section was people being skeptical of reform or OnlyFans spam.
iF sAnTa iS rEaL hOw cOmE hE doEsnT go To pOoR cOuNtriEs
Santa doesn't go to "poor" countries because he's several hundred years old and overflowing with CLASSISM.
He's real, but he is steaming with prejudice against the poor. He's a real jerk.
"To deliver gifts to every child, Santa must travel incredibly fast, roughly 4.7 to 5.4 million kilometers per hour (3 million mph), which is about 0.5% the speed of light, requiring him to visit ~1,900 houses per second, but using time zones and relativity allows for magical solutions, like stopping time or using multiple sleighs, otherwise, air resistance would vaporize him."
> travels 0.5% speed of light
> no fancy tech, just reindeer
> defies laws of physics
> visits 1900 homes per second
> no one knows how it's possible
> isn't instantly vaporized
I don't know if I want to share the unredacted documents because I haven't reviewed them. I don't want to expose a person who has been a victim of sex trafficking.
If you want to look more into it yourself, go down the rabbit hole here: https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1ptlms6/some_epstein_files_can_be_unredacted/
There are objective truths and emotional truths.
Sometimes people will (intentionally or unintentionally) overlook evidence because they want a story to be true.
tl;dr dumb made up story, probably AI slop, regarded as true by people all across the internet because it "feels" true.
In November, 2025 there was widespread coverage of "hundreds" of stray cats infiltrating a Bitcoin mining facility in Inner Mongolia* and allegedly costing the Bitcoin mine owner several million dollars. The original author of the post included a photo of a dozen or so cats sitting on so-called cryptomining hardware machines.
This story is not true. There is a lot of evidence to support this.
- Story originated from a Facebook page titled, "StoryTime"
- "StoryTime" shares a lot of AI art
- No company stated
- No additional information provided other than strange photo of cats
- Inaccurate depiction of cryptomining facility (see subsequent images)
- Story doesn't make sense
- Cryptomining is banned in Inner Mongolia
The original post asserts cats have some how broken into a cryptomining facility in Inner Mongolia. There they remained undetected for weeks, "multiplied", and comfortably nested on cryptomining machines. Inner Mongolia has banned cryptomining because there is a desire to reduce their carbon footprint.
While it's technically possible for all of these things to be true, it would be outrageous for an illegally operated Bitcoin cryptomining facility to be unaware of "hundreds" of cats in their facility for weeks. It amplifies the absurdity when you consider that this Mongolian facility decided to photograph their illegal operation and exclusively share the details on it with an English-speaking Facebook page which does not typically discuss cryptocurrency.
The "news report" concludes by writing the Bitcoin mine owner "loves cats" so he purchased "several hundred" warming beds for the cats.
If you take a moment to consider what I've just written, and review the information provided, it's pretty obvious this story is fake. Unfortunately, this completely made up story ended up in semi-large cryptocurrency news websites. It was shared all over Facebook, Reddit, and X. I had a dozen or so people tag me and suggest I share it online and comment about it. Out of the millions, upon millions, of engagements the story received, only a very small minority of people questioned the validity of the story.
Image 1. The "cats" in the illegally operated Bitcoin mining facility in Inner Mongolia
Image 2. An actual photograph of a Bitcoin mining facility
Top 10 most popular posts in vx-underground history. #1 changes everything.
10. July 11th, 2025:
- Mocking United States government for poorly handling Epstein data
- 33,000 likes
9. August 2nd, 2025:
- Memeing UK government for poor tech policy
- 40,000 likes
8. May, 10th, 2024:
- C programmers watching Python programmers work meme
- 42,000 likes
7. July 29th, 2025:
- Criticizing UK government for poor tech policy
- 49,000 likes
6. July 19th, 2025:
- Crowdstrike bootloop incident meme
- 51,000 likes
5. October 5th, 2022:
- Insert commas into your password meme
- 56,000 likes
4. October 21st, 2025:
- Mocking OpenAI web browser
- 63,000 likes
3. November 19th, 2025:
- Being rude to Microsoft
- 101,000 likes
2. November 1st, 2025:
- Password manager meme
- 106,000 likes
1. December 23rd, 2025:
- Picture of a cat
- 114,000 likes (still climbing)
The data is present on a website titled annas-archive.
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It's sickening.
Please just give me the malware.
There is a restaurant in the United States called "Waffle House". Waffle House is notorious for it's poor customer service, history of violence breaking out in the restaurant, it being open primarily in dangerous areas, and it also being open during severe weather events.
Waffle House is typically open during severe hurricanes and tornadic weather. The restaurants willingness to remain open during potentially life threatening weather has resulted in meteorologists creating a scale which measures weather severity based on whether or not Waffle House is open.
Despite the restaurants poor reputation, it has a cult like following in the United States. People go to the restaurant expecting poor service because the restaurant is ridiculously affordable and the food is pretty good.
One time I visited Waffle House with a friend. When we were waiting on our food the staff became frustrated with a customer who had locked themselves in the bathroom. Eventually one of the cooks busted down the door. They discovered the customer, a homeless looking person, was overdosing on narcotics on the floor.
While eating our food, EMTs and police officers were performing CPR on the customer. Staff were arguing about the door being broken. Nobody eating seemed bothered by the situation unfolding. It was a surreal experience.
This situation is not unique to me. If you take a moment of your time to lookup Waffle House footage online you'll see hundreds of videos depicting situations similar to mine.
I recommend everyone visit Waffle House.
I don't know a single person who uses Copilot. Quite literally everyone uses ChatGPT or Claude. Microsoft somehow fucked up the entrance into the AI era despite heavily investing on OpenAI.
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Oh, I forgot to mention, Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong publicly thanked internet cryptocurrency nerd ZachXBT for his assistance in the case. No further information has been released which documents the degree in which ZachXBT was involved.
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tl;dr wasted 3 days because didnt read documentation
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> be me
> spend 3 days working on proof-of-concept
> doesnt work
> have to try different way
The same day the United States Department of Justice partially released details on the Jeffrey Epstein case, the Department of Justice released a few other interesting press releases.
Three of the press releases fall into our domain of cybersecurity, the remainder are related to narcotics or illegal immigration.
There is some speculation however that the large volume of press releases unveiled at the same time were intended to be a distraction from the Epstein file disclosure. However, this is just speculative.
What is not speculative however is the modifications made to the United States Department of Justice Epstein file releases.
Since the release of the files, several files have been removed from the release. People reviewing the files noted that the files redacted contained images of the current United States President.
Some individuals online asserted these statements are false and the United States Department of Justice has made no changes to the Epstein file release. However, what people seem to forget is that the internet does not forget.
After the release of the Epstein files the Department of Justice website implemented a queueing feature to prevent accidental DoS. During this time I archived the Epstein file releases so people interested did not have to wait in line.
Guess who has the original releases which contains data which is now removed? It's on vx-underground under /tmp/, it's listed as DataSet1, DataSet2, DataSet3, and DataSet4. Feel free to compare these raw datasets to the new ones.