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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
Ah yes, 10PB of data is on sale on Breached with sample data on Mega
Goofy ass CNN
Iran wants to be paid in cryptocurrency for ships that pass through the Strait of Hormuz
https://www.ft.com/content/02aefac4-ea62-48db-9326-c0da373b11b8
The sheer volume of malware reports is suffocating. If a noob sat down and read the reports everyday, within a month they'd go from noob to big brain galaxy malware nerd
It would also require immense focus because it'd be a lot of reading
In 2025 science was conducted. After careful review, we determined it takes 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise to fill up a Dell Optiplex.
New science must be performed. Mayonnaise is too expensive, we need to know how many thingies of Ranch dressing can fill a Dell.
Previous science:
Average United States citizen age 30 - 39 (hes literally me)
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Last time on Dragon Ball Z:
The United States government threatened to destroy Iranian critical infrastructure, notably bridges and electrical grids.
Today the Iranian government responded by publishing (an incredibly dramatic) video threatening United States tech bros
ILSpy nerds big mad at me today for discussing the ILSpy-dot-org domain delivering malware.
I failed to scroll to the bottom of the domain to see the "not affiliated with ILspy". This has resulted in several people making passive aggressive remarks to me online.
This mistake has resulted in ILspy nerds suggesting I am a news outlet and an influencer, or something, and stating I intentionally, or unintentionally, spread misinformation.
But what does this mean? Not much. ILspy-dot-org is the second indexed link on Google and the "not affiliated" part is at the very bottom. I use ILspy all the time, I genuinely thought this was there website.
tl;dr I have a small brain and ilspy nerds dislike me
There is some sort of dark irony that I've seen multiple completely legitimate cybersecurity researchers be banned from GitHub.
These are researchers who are verified, clean, years upon years (sometimes decades) of experience. They're well known people.
Their code and reasoning for their ban is usually unexplained or deemed "malicious".
Then some angry nerd drops a Microsoft zero day exploit on GitHub, a platform owned by Microsoft, yet it remains up.
the tl;dr of the drift protocol shenanigans
> be drift protocol
> decentralized trading thingy
> built on solana or something
> april 1st
> april fools
> jk $280,000,000 (approx.) stolen
> rewind
> fall, 2025
> drift people at conference
> crypto nerds approach them
> crypto nerds say theyre at some fancy place
> want to integrate with drift
> crypto nerds sneeky
> crypto nerds only talk to specific people
> wtf how they know who is who?
> crypto nerds hang out in person
> meet at multiple conferences
> crypto nerds smart af, know crypto fr
> these_guys_are_chill.jpeg
> december, january comes around
> setup private group chat
> long meetings about strategy and stuff
> contracts and on-boarding stuff
> fancy_meetings.mp4
> crypto nerds put up $1m in cash for investment
> these_guys_are_legit.mp3
> hang out more in person
> start collaborating with coding projects
> april 1st
> $280,000,000 missing
> cool bros missing
> wtf?
> all chat logs gone
> all software sharing stuff gone
> wtf?
> 1-800-help-us-mandiant
> digital forensic and incident response time
> mandiant looks inside
> 1 drift person compromised from code sharing stuff
> 2nd drift person compromised from some test thingy
> wtf who is this
> look inside
> UNC4736
> unironically north korean spies
> sent abroad to do in-person social engineering
> crypto forensic nerds tie it to radiant capitol hack
> mandiant still investigating right now
tl;dr north korean nerds leave north korea, act like total bros, hang out at conferences, have tons of money, bamboozle people in long-term social engineering and espionage stuff to steal hundreds of millions of dollars
Lost over 400 followers on social media after I made a comment about the President of the United States and his posts on Truth Social
The leader of a country (literally any country) writing "open the fuckin' strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll all be living in Hell" and "Praise be to Allah" when living in a predominantly Christian nation, on Easter Sunday, is genuinely hysterical.
Like, imagine if Claudia Sheinbaum said that, or if Volodymyr Zelenskyy said that
It made me audibly laugh out loud. I'm still laughing about it.
Why is the President of the United States schizo posting on main
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The United States government: The Iranian government is bombing data centers that we use for AI!!!!
The American people:
Oracle is such a terrible, evil, slime company it borders some sort of twisted black comedy skit.
During the beginning of the Trump administration Larry Ellison discussed building some sort of super-AI system and said it would create as much as 100,000 jobs in the United States
Fast forward, March 2026, Oracle lays off 30,000 people. 30,000 people is an absolutely insane number. Oracle sent out at email at 6am to 30,000 people which were selected using some sort "selective process", which was a computer program, or something, I don't know.
You go online and see people who have worked at Oracle for over 30 years being terminated. People who have had great reviews, sacrificed for the company, ... someone there was terminated and began working at Oracle in 1993.
1993 - 2026 and then terminated by a decision from a computer program while the United States economy is already sliding into the pisser, with inflation, housing crisis, government assistance cuts, gas prices raising, and companies creating hiring freezes
Then today it's announced Oracle has put in H1B requests for approx. 3,000 employees from overseas
What a fucking piece of shit fucking company.
Chinese government super computer (allegedly) compromised and (allegedly) 10PB exfiltrated.
The source is CNN.
Something about this story is very strange to me. I've been doing cybersecurity stuff for a long, long time. I'm usually on top of most cybersecurity incidents, whether I discuss it publicly or not, yet I have not heard of this story and I have not seen the moniker "FlamingChina" before.
Furthermore, none of my colleagues have mentioned this compromise to me.
I'm very curious who these cybersecurity experts are who they cite in the article.
I'm also very curious on the 10 PETABYTES of data exfiltrated because they is an unfathomable number.
10PB is 10,000 TB. Even in cold storage that's roughly $43,000/month. If it's "hot storage" you're looking at something like, $150,000/month, that doesn't even include the fees for moving the data which would be ASTRONOMICAL.
Very very strange
Microsoft suspended the developer account for WireGuard (and also VeraCrypt).
Why? Literally nobody knows. Presumably it's because Microsoft hates everyone and wants us all to suffer.
Big news for the unemployed today whereas an anonymous source tells media outlets about CIA tool "Ghost Murmur". GHOST MURMUR was allegedly used to track down the United States airmen who the Iranian government shot down.
"Ghost Murmur is a classified CIA tool developed by Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works. It uses long-range quantum magnetometry to detect the faint electromagnetic signature of a human heartbeat from up to 40 miles away, then pairs that data with AI to isolate it from background noise."
Do you have any idea how faint a heartbeat is? Detecting it from 40 MILES away? Using .. AI?
Nice propaganda, CIA
> post meme, memeing ai
> ai bros go spazzo
> seem incapable of understanding humor
> "this isnt real"
> "grok, is this real?"
> "mine doesnt do this"
> "what prompt did you use?"
Believe it or not, this was peak AI summarization. This is basically AGI
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also, on the forreal though, it was an honest mistake, you could have just told me or something, i would have happily corrected it like i am now, you dont gotta be a dick about it, assholes
sheesh
I'm tired of people stereotyping us computer nerds. It is PREJUDICE.
Here are some stereotypes non-nerds push on us. They're all FALSE.
According to non-nerds, us nerds do the following:
- Excessive caffeine or nicotine intake
- Unusual or unhealthy sleep schedule, specifically around 3am and 5am
- Apparently have tons of tabs open, or something, in terminal or web browser
- Desk messy, covered in cables
- Hardware nerds apparently do "experiments" just to see if something works
- Notes on paper or whiteboard look like serial killer manifesto
- Web cam taped, mic disabled, because of "paranoia"
- Strong distrust in tech companies, especially social media
- Nerd so intense forget to eat or shower
- Spend 8 hours debugging instead of reading something which would take 20 minutes because ???
- Apparently we "don't know an answer" but know how to find it?
- Some nerds become irrationally angry about GUIs?
- Weird obsession with mechanical keyboards
I'm so tired of these stereotypes. Literally none of these are true.
Frustrated nerd drops zero day exploit after Microsoft vulnerability bug bounty people annoy him, or something, I don't know.
Stinky nerds confirm its legit
https://deadeclipse666.blogspot.com/2026/04/public-disclosure.html
Around 2 hours ago (01:22EST) it appears ILSpy WordPress domain was compromised to deliver malware.
Someone caught it on video. ILSpy WordPress domain (as of this writing) is currently returning 502.
Attempting to download ILSpy, instead of directing to GitHub, redirected to a domain saying you needed to install a browser extension to continue.
I'll share the video I was sent and IoCs later. I'm not home at the moment.
Thank you to "RootSuccess" for sharing this with me via e-mail and all the evidence you provided.
"Praise be to Allah" sent me, not going to lie. I audibly laughed. I don't know what bro is doing anymore
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Something nerds don't want to admit: they low-key enjoy the chaos
Yeah, yeah, ransomware is bad, state sponsored threat actors are bad, but deep down when shit hits the fan it is exciting.
Even though it's just a beep boop computer your adrenaline gets pumping
Experiencing some pretty hardcore burn out in malware.
However, a word of advice for the noobs, or less-er experienced people in cybersecurity, "burn out" is part of the natural progression of this ecosystem and it happens to everyone.
Your brain is a muscle (not literally, but brains have this dumb stuff called neuroplasticity, some nerd stuff, whatever), and just like a muscle, you need down time to heal, and science, or something.
Myself personally, I tend to go through waves of absurd productivity with little to no pacing. I get extremely excited, rip through code, ... and then lose control and crash and burn.
Then it takes me anywhere between a few days, ... or few weeks, ... or worse case a few months to recompose myself and get back in the game.
This is a good opportunity to switch it up a little bit. Instead of going schizo on malware, I've been exploring the internet, reading about current geopolitical stuff, and reading some psychology stuff.
I personally think it's important to keep "exercising" the muscle (plus I like learning), but some of my peers decompress altogether and switch to consuming high quality brain rot.
Anyway, the point being, if you've been going hard and suddenly you feel disappointed, or sad, or don't feel that "spark", or feel yourself struggling to even do a few lines of code, it is almost certainly burn out. I know some nerds are kind of hard on themselves, so don't beat yourself up if you feel this way. It happens to all of us (unless you're abusing narcotics to stay locked in).
Take this as a sign and use the opportunity to do something else. One day you'll be doing something and out of seemingly nowhere you'll feel that "spark" again and be like HOLY FUCK, I WANT TO CODE (or whatever you do).
The Iranian government bombed Oracles infrastructure in the UAE today.
This is absolutely terrible news. My heart aches for Oracle.
Iran, please do not destroy this places infrastructure:
NASA astronauts having problems with Microsoft Outlook while in space
It's like some shit straight out of a horror movie
Yesterday someone performed an "anonymous release" of a bunch of PlayStation 4 binaries, ELF files, including stuff for retail, DevKits, TestKits, etc.
What does this mean? I have no idea. But nerds keep fucking messaging me about it. Okay? I GET IT. SOMETHIUG HAPPENED