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Hi
It's that time again where I push more malware analysis papers and malware payloads to VXUG. I've pushed over 200,000 malwares.
I was hoping to do so over a week ago, but I was preoccupied doing family stuff. I apologize for the delays and slowness lately, it's been an eventful summer and my family makes me do something called "going outside".
I have lots of stuff cooking, but when I will have the opportunity to do more if difficult determine.
Thank you for the love and support. I love you. Please take this malware and show your friends and family, they'll think it is cool and badass.
Pic unrelated
https://vx-underground.org/Updates
Chat, let me keep you up-to-date on what the STREETS are saying about the GTA leaks (by the streets I mean stinky internet nerds)
Basically, over 9,000 stinky nerds are swarming the people leaking the content, for various reasons, with the primary motivating factor being to get a copy of the GTA VI image (the game itself).
GTA V modders (and cheaters) have been particularly ruthless, going to great lengths to find out who these people are and how they got GTA VI.
On the other side of the spectrum, stinky cryptocurrency nerds are diving head first into the Mr.Leek cryptocurrency stuff. I don't deal with cryptocurrency, so I'm not going to pretend to understand like I know what the fuck is going on over there. They are curious on the financial motivations.
On the other, other side of the spectrum, we've got stinky pseudo-journalists, or journalists in general, I don't know, also trying to determine who Mr.Leek is. They want to know because they want the story, the fame, the 200 bajillion updoots on X.
I can assert with a HIGH DEGREE of certainty that the GTA V Modders are IN DEEP. They're in so deep, Mr.Leek is beginning to become uncomfortable.
Potatoe Soup on Tacos, and Jimothy on Tuesday, don't even trip, dawg. I see "you"
Yeah, so pretty much everyone and their Grandmother is still discussing this GTA VI leak and/or compromise.
Unsurprisingly, the game leaks have also generated a great deal of speculation. Grand Theft Auto is a gigantic franchise, Rockstar is a multi-billion dollar company, and their newest release into their franchise will probably be another banger.
My educated guess, based off of everything I've seen online, is that this is the result of information stealing malware. My reasoning for this is that several people online have noted that some Rockstar employees appear to have accidentally detonated malware on their computers which subsequently exfiltrated their sensitive usernames, passwords, and web sessions.
A Threat Actor getting access to sensitive corporate data, as a result of an employee infecting themselves with malware on their personal devices, is a tale as old as time itself.
This sort of threat to organizations however is typically not targeted. While it is possible "Mr. Leek" intentionally targeted Rockstar employees (spearphishing), I believe this to be unlikely. Based off of the malware logs others have shared, I believe a Threat Actor began their typical malware campaign, to steal peoples credentials, credit-cards, cryptocurrencies, etc, and by the grace of God inadvertently infected an employee at Rockstar games.
Threat Actors are opportunists. Upon seeing he had infected a Rockstar Games employee, which would grant them access to insider information at Rockstar, I believe this person immediately seized the moment to profit off of it (or gain notoriety).
It's important to note that I could be wrong in my assessment. I am coming to this conclusion off of one angle, it is not outside the realm of possibility this was spearphishing, ... or something even sillier like an exposed bucket, or something. None of it would really surprise me, mistakes happen, organizations are compromised daily, and when you're a company as large as Rockstar you have a massive target on your back.
Pic unrelated
Rockstar Games right now trying to find out who is leaking the GTA VI footage (the secretary is terrified)
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> "How do I remove this virus from my computer?"
Why would you remove it?
Shout out to whoever in San Francisco, California, just stole my credit card.
If I had to guess, someone probably swiped my credit card number off an ATM skimmer.
I'm a little disappointed you used my stolen credit card number to get a haircut. It was a $37 haircut. If you're going to commit identity theft, do something cool and badass like buy an air hockey table or something.
Now I'm going to cancel this card, get my money back, the nice person who cut your hair is going to lose money, and you don't even have an air hockey table.
You suck at identity theft bro, go big or go home
I remember when some dude messaged me saying he's been following vx-underground since he was a kid. I was confused until he explained he found vx-underground when he was 12 and he's 19 now and in college
I said, holy fuck bro, the kids are growing up on goop and schizo cat posts
Wasn't on social media today, been extremely busy, I hopped on this afternoon to see what I missed, all I missed was the same old bullshit AI arguments people keep getting into it
Please start discussing something else. I would like to return from my chaotic personal life to something other than AI sloponomics.
Thank you to everyone who sent me malware though, I really appreciate it, unfortunately I've been super super super busy due to family stuff and life stuff. I love you. I seriously appreciate it.
Anyway, I've got some malware for the website, I'll push it when I've got a chance.
I love you
Mwah mwah kisses xoxoxoxo
- smelly Smellington
Taking out a second mortgage on my house tomorrow so I can buy a new computer
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Ohhh, looks like AI can read and write faster than you. You're cooked, 8 year old child enrolled in Elementary school, AI is going to replace you
Might as well give up on reading and writing, the machine is better. Go work in the schlinkus fields
Looks like Christmas came early this year boys.
We got ourselves a Threat Actor distributing malware masquerading as a reverse engineering tool, trying to compromise security researchers.
Thanks for the goop, ya doofus
Omfg bro, I just accidentally invented the modern banking system.
They even stole my idea of "table". Banks are called banks because it used to be "bench" because they would talk business while sitting on a bench at the local marketplace
Omg bro people always steal my ideas
I don't know why my shaver needs my first name, last name, email address, telephone number, an app installed, bluetooth enabled, location sharing enabled, and local network device finding enabled ... to trim my beard
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Setting up a malware stand on the side of the road.
Windows Malware for ¢25
Linux Malware for ¢50
Cat picture ¢35
I have lots of stuff cooking, but when I will have the opportunity to do more is difficult to determine***
Proof I don't use stupid sissy AI, I make dumb typos and look brain dead like a CHAD (please don't bully me)
And by "Potatoe Soup on Tacos" and "Jimothy on Tuesday", I'm giving a nudge and a wink to some people, so they know that I know what's up, so they know I'm cool and badass (I actually know almost nothing still)
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I'm not going to discuss the malware logs, pictures and stuff, others have shared.
I've got 444,000+ followers on X and 50,000+ on Telegram. I don't want to be an asshole and put this particular employee on blast in front of nearly half-a-million people.
I don't believe they did this on purpose and I'm sure they're aware this was a massive oopsie doopsie on the oopsie doopsie scale (they're going to get fired)
Maybe it's not ideal to meme post-9/11 CIA torture cinematography, but I believe this accurately conveys the extreme rage Rockstar feels
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Someone is leaking footage of GTA VI and is threatening to release more footage of GTA VI unless RockStar games makes some changes to their base game.
They also have launched a cryptocurrency.
I'm not particularly interested in the leaks. The game releases soon. These leaks do not hurt RockStar games, in fact I'd argue it helps them build more hype for the game.
I am however very interested in the legal things happening behind the scenes.
Last time I shared a snippet of a leak from when they were compromised, RockStar games asserted it was AI generated and was unironically willing to fight me to prove otherwise. It took them about three years for them to complain about it. I said, "wow you guys suck" and went on about my business (although with a lot more swear words).
This guy (or girl) needs to be extremely careful. RockStar games has immense power and money. They will play the long game and hunt this person down and beat them over the head with their sales figures.
tldr bad ideas for 200, Alex
And you only tipped the lady $5, you cheap little bitch. It's stolen money, how the fuck are you going to only tip $5 with stolen money? You're the worst thief oh my God bro
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The ordinary human mind simply cannot comprehend the mind of a Hacker.
Every single second a hacker is awake they're thinking of hacking.
Today I hacked the bathroom. I pooped while showering and mud stomped the poopy down the drain.
I hacked time, the shower, and the drain
Chat, I've decided I'm going to continue working on vx-underground for the remainder of my life.
I'm in my 30s. I'm 7.5 years deep. I work on my shitty website literally every single day, with the exception being major life events.
After 7.5 years of malware nonstop, I am still not bored of it. I love it every single day. Every single day is fun and new to me.
I also will not charge for my website ever. It will remain free for forever.
Basically, it's 1am, I'm in my undies eating chocolate chip cookies, and I just decided I'll keep doing what I'm doing until I am physically unable to do so anymore.
Okay, that's all I wanted to say
I was like, "Nah, I'll have plenty of time to bonk stuff with a stick when I have a baby. Parents are being dramatic that it's exhausting and time consuming"
Chat, I was wrong. My only free time is shower, poop, 2am when everyone sleeping, or when I'm sleeping
Opinion: anyone publishing AI written books on Amazon should be bludgeoned with a baseball bat
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> be me
> get dm
> its my friend @Intel80x86
> author of @HyperDbg
> wtf i love him
> open message
> "smelly i got goop"
> wtf i love goop
> "i found malware campaign"
> wtf i love malware campaigns
> "The Threat Actor(s) have created a website which is specifically tailored to malware analysts, or reverse engineers, who utilize hypervisor-based frameworks. Their malware campaign appears to have begun about 8 days ago. I became aware of the issue when their "product" compared themselves to HyperDbg. Their website is clearly vibe coded, however parts appear to be in Mandarin"
> wtf theyre targeting people who like goop
> sends url to website
> vt01[.]com
> look inside
> lol ai slop
> go to download page
> vt01[.]com/en/download
> immediately flagged as malware by firefox
> allow download plz
> split nanosecond touches the disk
> windows: OMFG MALWARE!!!
> ??? this malware STINKS
> sha256: 5934d1a64afd62e7d1badb81e8613e01efe9cf9c7d6748271c6d0761e3b11eb7
> look inside
> delphi, weird PE sections
> throw into triage
> YARA rules IMMEDIATELY identify the malware family
> XRed
> wtf is XRed?
> cant remember any family named XRed
> December, 2025: XRed impersonates Indian Ministry of Finance and Income Tax Department
> December, 2025: XRed targets US and UK companies that do business in India
> March, 2025: XRed targets manufacturing companies in the United Kingdom
> May, 2025: Threat Actors compromise ProColored, their driver update was compromised to push XRed
> July, 2025: Threat Actors compromise video game mouse company, push malware to video game players who use EndGame Gear for gaming
this is strange goop
Anthropic CEO wife hung out with Epstein and ... PITCHED PORNOGRAPHY BUSINESS IDEAS TO HIM
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I keep seeing terrible news about crypto theft, kidnapping, hacks, etc.
I've come up with a solution.
I'll build a special place where you can safety store your cryptocurrency. It will have polite people that greet you when walk in the building, some sort of vault that is fire proof, tornado proof, flood proof, etc. The place will be clean, play boring music, but it'll make you feel fancy and stuff.
You can safety deposit your crypto currencies into this build. I will establish a relationship with the local police department, install panic buttons to immediately notify them if anyone tries any funny business. I'll also implement boring rules, procedures, and protocols, to ensure employees are incapable of stealing your cryptocurrencies.
In exchange for holding your cryptocurrency I'll charge a nominal fee, monthly or annually, alternatively I will borrow against your cryptocurrency to invest into other things.
I'll call it "table", because when we talk business we'll be sitting a table.
I'm a god damn genius
> be me
> decide to buy new electric shaver
> go to store
> purchase
> $239.99
> ultra mega fuck off shaver 9000
> go home
> open box
> requires Bluetooth connection
> requires making an account
> requires location sharing
> collects information about shaving habits