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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet. Password: infected https://vx-underground.org/
Dawg, they got Pete Hegseth in the data breach. It's available for sale for $100
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I really recommending reading this.
In summary, a company which does ID verification for in-person interactions (hotels, car rentals, ID verification for alcohol or marijuana, etc) has some how exposed over 153,000,000 drivers licenses for people in the United States and Canada.
It is a catastrophic data breach, probably one of the worse I've ever seen. If you're in the United States and have traveled, gotten a hotel, purchased marijuana or alcohol, there is a high probability you're in this.
Unlike other breaches, this includes a photo of the person (from the license), making verification you've identified the person significantly easier.
This poses a significant threat to celebrities (musicians, YouTubers, streamers, adult entertainers, actors, etc), politicians, lawyers, wealthy people (CEOs, investors, people of public interest), Law Enforcement Officers, etc
Krebs himself, and several other security researchers, have already confirmed they're in the data leak.
tl;dr gah damn dawg this company is going to be sued into oblivion
https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-probes-service-selling-153m-drivers-licenses/
I've been cookin' dawg, I'm on that 2025-2026 making power moves type shit.
I started off in August, 2025 at 280lbs (127kg). September, 2026 I'm at 215lbs (97.5kg).
However, for reasons I don't understand, when I don't eat for long stretches of time, I get an absolutely insatiable appetite for sugar, basically raw sugar almost. I also get kind of groggy, forget stuff, and chug water, like an absolutely insane thirst.
Anyway, I had a giant bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream drenched (basically filling the bowl) with Maple Syrup and then covering it in Chocolate Syrup.
I now feel much better, I'm no longer thirsty, and head isn't groggy.
I don't understand why my body does this.
Well, the malware campaign is dead, I learned a lot along the way, it was fun (I was suffering).
Back on the hunt for goop (people just send it to me)
Get a load of this guy, the meta data is present in his Java payload and he labels it internally as *checks notes*
"There is no God"
???
> be me
> get dm
> "smelly i found goop"
> "its a fake pokemon thing"
I don't even have to fucking look at it, I know IMMEDIATELY what this is. I FUCKING HATE NODEJS AND JAVA GOOP. I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH
Opening social media to see some dork reverse engineering using Claude and Claude missing a bunch of important goop because the person using Claude doesn't actually know anything about malware or reverse engineering and their post is all slop
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> be me
> get dm
> "smelly i found goop"
> wtf i love goop (malware)
> fake cloudflare download page
> tries to convince roblox nerds its robux
> haha_classic.gif
> look inside
> downloads powershell script
> curl file
> redirects, fails a bunch
> curl file again, but ask to not redirect
> goop download successful
> goop strategy so far is lots of staging
> .ps1 -> .exe -> .exe downloads more .exe
> ok
> curl next .exe
> fails, redirects again
> omfg bro
> curl file again, but ask to not redirect
> works
> look inside
> .exe with manually written COM for custom .NET
> tl;dr manual .NET loader
> whoa neato
> bonk with stick
> manually strip out .net code from .exe
> goop strategy thus far
> .ps1 -> .exe -> .exe -> .exe custom load csharp .exe
> look inside
> heavily obfuscated c# .exe
> evades emulation
> hehe silly goop
> decompile with ILSPY
> follow code execution manually
> checks system environment (fingerprinting)
> checks to see if .exe is in russia (lmfao)
> kills itself if its russian IP address (lmfao)
> checks gpu, cpu, ram, etc
> connects to spoopy IP address (tries to be sneaky)
> 158.94.208.92:61120
> tells 158.94.208.92:61120 what kind of PC its on
> 158.94.208.92:61120 asks what files are on PC
> gives 158.94.208.92:61120 file listing of PC
> csharp .exe waits for 158.94.208.92:61120
> 158.94.208.92:61120 may deliver more goop later
haha silly goop, this is v v silly
stage 1: cloudenterprisenew(.)com
stage 2: 8758aa166281eca53eecf11d167bf069ac3c3c07490b16f2efa687fd514081e8
stage 3: 1e0a8824261e3edb36d12fd5ce659cbb3989d4470809d2310cc56cd47da53555
stage 4: 6c14ea6f34a3a8f6a5eaa576e95c191326a2c4d58f9c19a0faf8ad139970a713
Stage 2 and Stage 4 weren't on VT
pic unrelated
> be me
> outside
> hehe sun feel good
> weird thingie on tree
> looks like fuzzy frog
> wtf frogs are cool
> approach fuzzy frog
> fuzzy frog flies off tree
> bites me
> scream
> "ah wtf, you fucking bitch"
> slap fuzzy frog hard af
> fuzzy frog on ground twitching
> finger has two tiny marks
> bleeding a little
> look down at fuzzy frog
> not fuzzy frog
> bat
Governments are funny and make funny goop
https://www.levelblue.com/blogs/spiderlabs-blog/still-circling-blind-eagles-toolkit-keeps-evolving
NEVER FEAR, NEVER HEAR, NEVER HOPE, NEVER TALK, NEVER EVER HAVING A THING, NEVER FEEL, NEVER WILL, I NEVER CRY, I NEVER DIE, I WON'T DIE MISSING YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJYI2hnc2SA
For more details and the full court ruling you can read it here:
https://media.ca7.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/OpinionsWeb/processWebInputExternal.pl?Submit=Display&Path=Y2026/D08-25/C:25-1354:J:Lee:aut:T:fnOp:N:3597567:S:0
I was some really stupid AI video online. It's like, ... A really buff Pigeon? And he whispers when he talks, but it's loud like a speaking voice.
The Pigeon buff guy was talking about special pee pee poo poo sauce and for some reason jazz always plays when the video starts. Then the Pigeon guy has two sons and tells them one is going to be a hood Pigeon and the other a business Pigeon?
What the fuck am I looking at and why is it so stupid and funny? What is it called?
On social media today I've seen various United States military personnel (or individuals who known military personnel) discussing problems with refrigeration units on military bases.
For those outside the United States, the United States government has military bases which act as housing for soldiers, as well as veterans, and are basically like... mini cities, kind of. You drive there, a guard is at post, they ask to see your military badge or some sort of identification to prove you're military, then they let you on base.
These military bases have homes, gas stations, restaurants, grocery stores, and they're usually exempt from tax (I don't know to what degree, I'm not in the military).
Anyway, people on base are sharing images of the on-base military grocery stores having their refrigerators compromised. These refrigerators are used to hold ice cream, meat, dairy products, eggs, etc. Some soldiers have said they've heard nine military bases have had this issue.
This is not outside the realm of possibility if these refrigerators are IoT (Internet of Thing) devices, meaning they're connected to the internet and can be managed remotely. It is totally possible a Threat Actor was able to access the refrigerator control panel and disable them, which would destroy the food products.
It is extremely important however that I note this is all speculative. While it is possible they were compromised, and some military bases are having problems, this could all be rumors circulating around military bases and online. In other words, this is what soldiers are saying, but that doesn't necessarily make it true. We have no concrete evidence or official statement from the United States government.
I've easily cut my Clonezepam (Klonopin) dosage down 75%. However, this last 25% is a fucking NIGHTMARE. It is AWFUL. I am so fucked up from it. My body and mind are SCREAMING at me for more mystery goo (I have no idea how Klonopin is produced, I assume it's mystery goo).
My first 75% went back super super fast. This last 25% will take me a long, long, long time. I have no idea how long. If I had to guess, maybe 6 months or more. It fucking sucks.
Then these goofy ass doctors who specialize in addiction are trying to be helpful and be like, "Well, if you're feeling a little tense, have an Apple, or go for a walk".
You fucking stupid bitch I'M LOSING MY MIND. You think an Apple is going to take the edge off? A walk? Are you fucking nuts? Haha, I'm teasing (kind of), she is a super nice lady, she means well, but seriously though, it is really hard. I don't recommend it.
That's my prescription addiction lore update for nerds who asked.
Okay, have a nice day. I love you. Xoxo
Can't trust online ID verification, now you can't trust in-person ID verification.
Fucking hell man
tl;dr not eating for so long, blood sugar getting low (probably) and body demanding calorie dense material + sugar to correct itself
Anyway, now we go back to your regularly scheduled programming on VX-TV. Tonight we've got goop (malware) being pushed to prod, I've got goop that needs to be bonked, and also challenging the developers of EtherRAT to a YuGiOh duel
> be me
> get DM
> "smelly, want to see my malware?"
> its a threat actor lmfao
> "just please dont share"
> ok lol lemme see ur goop
> download their .exe
> look inside
> weird .exe, weird sections
> partially position independent
> doesnt use NT functionality
> cool, but standard c malware
> anti-vm tricks, blah blah blah
> nothing super crazy, standard goop
> not doofus goop, but not good-good goop
> keep bonking
> something weird
> confused
> ???
> look closer
> look extra closer
> never seen this type of code before
> confusion
> no idea whats going on
> keep bonking
> its a fucking VM
> malware has its own instruction set
> basically made their own mini programming language inside .exe
> ???
dawg, they asked me to not emulate this or anything so it isnt submitted to AV companies.
do you have any idea how much of a bitch this to statically reverse? im just taking shots in the dark now, i have no idea what the fuck is going on. normally at this point id switch to emulation to see how it interacts in a sandbox
I've been reverse engineering this NodeJS + Java malware payload for over 12 hours now.
This malware is obfuscated using a commercial obfuscator, and I am inexperienced with Java reverse engineering, so this has been very painful.
I may motivated by my disdain for this goop
Oh, well would you look at that, NodeJS goop that loads Java goop. I HATE YOU
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You can actually learn a lot about malware and reverse engineering if you use AI to expand your knowledge base, ask questions as you go, and test and verify what happens yourself
But some dorks don't do that, they just slap the slop button and drool
extra silly points that the person who sent me the goop found it from a google ad lmfao
tl;dr no free robux, but free goop
> tell wife
> wife freaks out
> says I'll get rabies
> okay lol
> drive to ER
> tell them bit by bat
> they give me cool guy pass
> cut everyone in ER line
> haha suckers
> doctor sees me
> lol we gotta give you shots
> ok no big deal
> leaves
> comes back with 6 needles
> wtf
> "one in both shoulder"
> "one in both butt cheeks"
> "4 shots where bat bit you"
> needles fucking gigantic
> wtf
> get 8 shots
> body lumpy from shots
> tells me need to come back
> in 3 days, 7 days, 14 days
> wtf 6 more shots
Dawg, DO NOT become exposed to rabies. The shots HURT A LOT.
Chat, we're cooked.
Today I decided to review the malware collection. How much malware have I collected over the past 7.5 years? I've collected 42.13 TB
WHAT AM I DOING WITH ALL THIS GOOP
It turns out this goop someone sent me in a DM was state-sponsored malware designed to perform espionage on select groups on individuals in South America
This malware campaign was attributed to APT-C-36
Silly government written malware haha bonk bonk haha
Real ones know that this audio clip is from Dragon Ball Z: Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan, at the climatic ending when Goku was losing the fight to Broly, everyone was down and out, and Goku needed the energy from Trunks, Gohan, Piccolo, and Vegeta to defeat Broly once and for all before the comet destroyed the planet.
Totally unreasonable for them to show Planet Namek from the Frieza Saga
Vegeta was being a total bitch, refusing to give his energy to Goku, because Vegeta saw Goku as a lesser Saiyan and wasn't deserving of his royal energy (he is the Prince of all Saiyans). Eventually Vegeta concedes, gives Goku his energy, but tells him to "But Kakarot, finish him... finish him NOW!".
Instantly upon receiving the energy Goku hits a pseudo-SSJ2, terrifying Broly at Goku's newly acquired energy, even verbally saying out loud, "What?! Where is he getting all of this energy?!".
This accompanied by Haji's Kitchen "Lost" and "Day After Day".
I'm being so deadass, AI didn't even write this shit and I didn't even need to Google it, when this movie came out in the early 2000s me and middle school homies watched this fucking movie on repeat, we'd be rolling around the block on our bikes singing "Day After Day" and thinking about how Goku's Kamehameha wave didn't even scratch Broly when Goku was SSJ1
tl;dr United States government rules it may be legal to possess CSAM (Child Pornography) if it's AI generated
Dawg, last week the United States Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals made a decision which will unironically change the way CSAM (Child Pornography) is handled in the United States.
Under United States v. Anderegg, Anderegg was charged with distribution and possession of Child Pornography. Anderegg used Stable Diffusion AI to generate hyper-realistic depictions of children having sex.
While charged with CSAM, Anderegg appealed the decision and argued it was not possession of CSAM because the "children" in the images were not "real" children. Rather, Anderegg and his attorneys argued that it is not illegal to possess obscene material which does not harm anyone.
The courts official ruling: By 1969 ruling of Stanley v. Georgia, you are protected by the United States First Amendment to privately possess obscene material in one's home. Hence, because the images are completely computer generated, and no actual child was used to create the pornography, the United States government cannot constitutionally criminalize someone's private possession of those obscene images in their home under this statute
I also really hope no one in the government, or military, or whoever is in charge of this stuff, authorized IoT refrigerators...
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> be me
> make post for Pasta People (italian government)
> Pasta People immediately message me
> wtf that was fast
> look inside
> angry message
> bad english
> "pasta lol we spaghetti people"
Having a physical dependency on Benzodiazepines (and playful psychological addiction) is not cool and is not badass.
Lately I've been very stressed. My ears feel like they're on fire, my heart races, my legs shake, it feels like I have a weight on my chest, I feel like I can't breath, I get dizzy, my stomach hurts, ... all my from stress and anxiety.
Then I turn my head to my right, look at my night stand, and I see a bottle of Clonazepam I'm tapering off of.
I know that if I take a higher dose, if I take just a few pills, all my anxiety will disappear, all my physical symptoms will disappear, I'll feel euphoric, my bed will feel softer and warmer, and I'll be able to sleep for what feels like forever.
I haven't relapsed, but it is not cool and it is not badass.
Chat, do NOT get addicted to prescription medication.