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Sometimes I offend people Contact: @Wondersoulbot #blamethecoffee February 3, 2019
I am an idiot, a perpetually self-validating being.
I am the plaintiff, the defendant, the witness, the lawyer, and the attorney general
In argument, I will make an assumption based on my preexisting biases, my assumptions are absolute truths whatsoever, and then build my premises based on the whatsoever assumptions. I will convince my fellow idiots and win the argument
መቼስ አሞኛል ብዬ እያቃሰትኩ ጉሉኮስ ይደረግልኝ አልልም:: ሁለት ቀን ከስራ ቀርቼ እራሴን ካስታመምኩ በቂ ነው:: ለሰው ብታወራውም እራስህን ተንከባከብ ነው ሚሉህ:: ብርድ ብርድ ስሊህ ትኩስ ነገር ውስድ.... በላብ ይወጣልሀል... ማስታገሻ ኪንን ዋጥ....በቂ እንቅልፍ ውስድ ምናምን ይሉሀል.... አረ አዲስ ሲሪየስ ጀምር የሚልም ጏደኛ አለ...
ራስ ምታቱን የያዘው ነው የሚያውቀው.... ጭንቀት እና ብቸንቱን የታመመው ነው ሚረዳው:: ፈዛዛ ቀናቶች እና ለስላሳ ቁስሎችህን ብታስረዳው የሚረዳህስ ማን ነው..... ? አሁን ምቾት ማጣትን እንዴት ብለህ በምክኒያታዊነት ልታስረዳ ትችላለህ...?
አስርደትህ ሳይሆን እራሱን ሲየዘው ነው ህመሙን ሚረደው... "ያኔ አንተን ሲያምህ እንደዚ አድሮግህ ነበር ?" እያልክ ነው ምትግባባው::
አይኖችህ እምባ ሲያቀሩ, ምላስህ ጣእም ሲጠፋው, አፍንጫህ አንድ ሽታ ብቻ ሲያምረው....
ሰው በራሱ ከልደረሰ እንደ ቀላል ፈተና እይዞህ ብሎ ሶፍት ነው ሚያቀብልህ::
ጉንፋን ወይስ ናፍቆት
Technically we are the horniest superspecies in the universe and explaining this much porn for aliens is going to be weird
Imagine being the guy explaining why we have this much explicit content and justifying it we invested a lot of precious resources on it for something that is not that important for our species
I bet the word wine comes from “whine”, cus all this bitches do after a sip is whining
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Good looks, personality, and humor can get you a lot of surreptitious fucks, but only money can get you draped in cleavages in public places
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The ideological fantastic circle
>> find fringe ideas and weak premise of the ideology/mindset/religion/movement/group >> present it as if it's the main agenda/expression of the ideology >> attack it like you are saving humanity >> win the weak arguments >> self validate >> find fringe ideas and weak arguments...
ትላንት ጠዋት while waiting for my friend ፀሐይ እየሞኩ... this pigeon came and ራቅ ብላ መለቃቀም ጀመረች:: አንድ እግሯ ላይ የተተበተበ ክር ነግር አለ... ታነክሳለች... I can see the swallowed leg, it must be painful ብዬ አዘንኩላት. Naturally, my instinct wanted to help her so badly. But when I approached her ትሸሻለች... ሳባብላትም አይገባትም.... ስቀርባት ትርቃለች:: There is nothing I can do about it, I felt sadness about her suffering, I can see the source of the pain, I can untangle her but I can't do anything about it unless she lets me.
The pigeon thinks my approach is a bigger danger than whatever she is going through.
Then it hits me, that’s how trauma makes you think. That's how your comfort zone makes you think. That's how previous experiences dilute your reality.
I have been there, and I also know some friends who are just like that bird. You can clearly see what's wrong and how to fix it, but whenever you try to help them, they fly away, they hit you with a tick wall/boundary. Just like that damned pigeon.
I know most of inappropriate English phrases sound gross in Amharic. But, “ጭንቅሎ ገጨቺኝ” is way more modest than saying “she sucks my dick”
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My people have no problem steaming with ቀበሪቾ and sulfur. No problem with consuming ፌጦ and ኮሶ. No problem with putting on የጅብ ጭራ as a necklace but they draw the line when it comes to weed
Why fight the imaginary demon that is outside while the real one is within?
https://telegra.ph/The-burden-of-a-binary-brain-in-the-complex-world-09-15
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Designer: *accidentally drags the design horizontally
The french boss: *looking from his shoulder* ohhhh, stop right there! I like it like this, so much. Its like a baguette
Designer: what?
The french boss: we will call it “Limousine”
Me: Do you know where to get a toilet seat lid?
Friend: what for?
Me: My neighbor broke our toilet cover
Friend: you know if you share a toilet sit, your ass cheeks are neighbors too and they share the same throne
Me: our cheeks becomes neighbors the moment we started living next to each other. Neighborhood is default to a location, not cheeks!
Friend: oh yeah, ...if not the whole county would have been my neighbor since the probability of sharing a toilet seat with a random stranger is not absolute zero
Me: yeah, the timeline might be different but you probably dumped in the same toilet with someone important
Friend: ... or with someone who had severe hemorrhoid?
Me: again the probability is not zero, but hey at the atomic level, the cheeks don't really touch the seat
Friend: we are safe then
የግሪክ ጌቶች ወግ
ቡሎ: ... አባቱ ከደባርቅ ወቶ ጎንደርን አልፎ አያቅም.... አሁን የወለዱትም ልጅ ከአዲሳባ አያልፍም.... ለምንድነው "አለምነህ" ብለው የሰየሙት?? አልምን አይደለም እንድ መንደርን በቅጡ ሳያቅ...
እቴነሽ: ... ምናልባት ስለ ልጃቸው ሳይሆን ስለራሳቸው ቢሆንስ? ሰዎች ከራሳቻው ውጪ ሌላ ነገር እንደማያስቡ ትዘነጋለህ እንዴ.... ለነሱ ልጃቸው አለማቸው ቢሆንስ?
ቡሎ: ... ቢሆንም አለምን የሚያክል ፍጥረት በአንድ እምቦቃቅላ መለካት እንድም አላዋቂነት ነው አልያም ንቀት ነው!
እቴነሽ: ... ምንን መናቅ?
ቡሎ: ፍጥረትንም ፈጣሪንም መናቅ!
እቴነሽ: አለም ቋንቋ ነው:: የደባርቁ አባት ገና እየተማረ እና እየተንተባተበ ቢሆንስ? ስነ ፍጥረትን: ህዋን: ባህርን አሊያም እጽዋቶችን ገና አላጠናም አይደል
ጶጼዶ: አለም ፈርስ ናት:: ጋላቢው ወደ ጋለባት የምትጋለብ
እቴነሽ: ... አለም እንዳላሚው ናት
Thanks to Eve, we can enjoy Coffee and have Internet
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Happy New Year!
We trust 2015 will truly be the genesis of our country's peace and prosperity.
This Ethiopian year, Ketema is compelled to look back on one of the purest epitomes of architecture in our city, Stairs. Meticulously designed by the seasoned and prolific starchitect (star architect) Zeleke Belay, stairs symbolize the dawn of contemporary architecture in Ethiopia.
On top of that Zeleke shared with us his recent experience of a record volume of concrete casted at a time, to a raft foundation for a high-rise building at Mexico square that his firm obtained in an architectural competition held in 2019.
Here is the link! 👇
https://ketemajournal.com/v-15/
JULY • AUGUST • 2022
Printed versions available at:
Abrehot Library
The Urban Center
Tomoca Coffee (all branches)
Gelani Coffee, Dumerso Coffee
Kebena House, Zoma Museum
And more destinations
@ketema_journal
*fine-looking women approaching me with smile
Me: *starts planning our life together
Her: ... ስለ አያት ሪል እስቴት መረጃ ልስጥህ ?
Me: *nodding my head* እግዛብሄር ይስጥልኝ!
Her:.. ተመጣጣኝ የቤት አማራጮች አሉን...
Me: *brings out ዝርዝር አንድ ብሮች
Living in a “whatever the fuck I want” space will only lead you to people doing “whatever the fuck they want”, to you
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I don't know if “እግዚአብሔር ይስጥልኝ” gives off the same vibe as being left on a seen or “👍” this emoji
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Rophnan's album is a masterpiece! A pack of great lyrics and fantastic melodies. Literally a chef kiss! A gem 🔹
Except for one song, “ታውቂያልሽ ይሆን”. I don't know how it even got there. This song is a dent in the harmonious flow and its fucking painful
That ዴበላንዴ territory was reserved for ጊልዶ and his family. Roph should have slid that song to ቴዲ ዮ or ያሬድ ነጉ