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🇼🇲🇲 types of colleagues
Which one is you?
A guy was sitting in a bar bitching about things.... he said "did you see that rock wall behind this bar? I built that with my bare hands, but do people call me Bob the Fence Builder? NOPE. He continues.... 15 years ago, I built a wooden bridge across the creek in to town when the flood washed the old one away, but do they call me Bob the Bridge builder? NOPE. He continues.... "but they catch you just one time fooling around with a goat, and i'll tell you what they call you!"
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Senior Israeli politician, Weitmann :
Russia Will Pay a High Price for Killing Israeli
Oct 20, 2023
Check out the ground bond on the 480v motor. Hmm. Incorrect wire size. Rusted clamp. Wire nut in wet environment. This is quality workmanship if I ever saw it eh?
Safety guy blind to this shit while he’s popping you for glasses on top of your head.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Tucker Carlson interviewing Vladimir Putin.
🔗 Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson)
Documentary “Marching to Zion”:
-The Jews are not God's chosen people
-Who God's chosen people really are
-The Talmud (Jewish scripture) is wicked
-The Jews killed Jesus
-And much more!
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The Holocaust: Stream Online
-The Math
-Historical evidence
-What really happened
-A Biblical perspective
-What the word Holocaust means
Newspaper report was looking for something to report because it was a slow news time. So he went by the local barber shop to see what the old men knew that was going on. He asked if anyone had a story he could report... One guy chimed in... Hey you remember last year Angus's cow got out and wandered into the forest? Me and the boys formed a search party and found that cow and well all had our way with it. The reporter said "I can't print that kind of a story!! has anyone here got a happy story?" One of the other men says "ohhh Farmer john's pig got out and got lost in the woods.... me and the boys here all formed a search party, found that pig in a couple hours and had our way with it"..... the report was pretty frustrated now... he said "I can't print that sort of story either... hasnt anyone got a sad story?" Someone in the back of the room said he did.... he said last year on the first day of deer season he got lost in the woods. The boys at the barber shop formed a search party.........
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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He’s one of us !"
Michael rapaport caught on camera speaking to his Mossad handlers.
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🇼🇲🇲 sink inspection at the same time... impressive
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How to make a 65 year old kraut blush.
A colleague from Germany was in high school in the 70's in germany. He said they had a rather attractive young teacher who liked to wear short skirts. He and a few of his friends firgured out they could untie their shoes in the hallway changing classes and sit on the front row for a chance for a peep whilst tying their shoes.
Fast forward decades... he moved to the US in the 80's. In 2022 he flew home to visit his mother... by now he's 65 and his mom is in her late 80's. So he's walking thru their village with his mom and they run in to his old high school teacher and she's in her 70's. The teacher greets them and speaks about what a good student he was back in the day and then tells this guys mom that he and his friends thought they were so clever looking up her skirt. Turned him red as could be!
https://youtu.be/zM-VcnhcE3A?si=KUw6nU1dWAXdhdvQ
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