I just went to our local food lion and I watched the male nog cashier ringing up the black guy ahead of me. I watched him scan some ice cream, set it back down on the conveyor, scan a few more items and scan the ice cream again. I spoke up and he didn't even seem like he'd done something wrong... he just voided teh 2nd scan and said "oh my bad". If it had been accidental, he would have checked the list on teh screen and after a little study, would have said "sure enough I did that".... but he didn't.
So I can't figure out the angle on this.... why rip the customer off by scanning items twice? Was he going to take a box of ice cream later and it wouldnt' be missing from inventory? Or was he just an ass?
The other guy thanked me in the store then and there and also in the parking lot on the way to my car. Neither of us can figure out the angle.
When the manager interrupts you in the middle of a job...
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A couple good ol' boys decide to stop at a saloon on their way through a small town.
It’s a crowded dive of a place and the only place to sit was a couple stools next to a spittoon. Bill and Larry were looking forward to some drinks, so they belly up. It quickly became apparent why no one wanted to sit there, as the tobacco-chewing regulars were constantly coming up to use the spittoon.
Both guys are three sheets to the wind when Bill tells Larry he’ll give him $20 if he takes a single swig out of the spittoon:
Larry: “Hell no! That’s DISGUSTING and there’s NO WAY I’m doing that for $20!”
Bill: “What if I offered you $50?”
Larry: “As much as I could use the money, it’s still not worth it. That shit is FOUL!!”
Bill: “OK. Would you do it for $100??”
Larry thinks for a minute, and decides to go for it. He picks up the spittoon, tips it, and takes a slurp. He *keeps* slurping and slurping, gagging with every swallow, until the spittoon is empty. He slams down the spittoon, wipes his mouth, and (looking a little green around the gills) holds out his hand for the money:
Bill: “Here’s your $100, but WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU DRINK ALL OF IT WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TAKE *ONE SIP*??”
Larry: “I couldn’t stop. It was all one piece.”
Remote Start malfunction
"Still want 25 for it?" 😁
This is the wolf version of getting abducted by aliens. None of his friends will believe this story. 😁😁
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I just saw this in another chat and I thought someone here needs to hear this...
"10-year finish carpenter here. My father taught me how to be a finished carpenter. He always said one thing that I keep to heart to this day. Don't panic on the phone call about a problem. Go look at it yourself. It's always smaller than they make it out to be and if you get there and it's bad panic then no need to suffer twice"
A neighbor is a sup for Mungo homes... We were sitting around a bon fire one night when a new homeowner called him. Rather than panicing and spoiling the rest of his evening, he said to the customer: "we will come out Monday and have our architect and engineer have a look at it and craft a proper solution for you." Customer is happy because he has been assured he's getting attention for his issue.
Be smooth on the phone.
Germany sends even more powerful weapons to Ukrainian-Jewish nazis instead of Taurus long-range missiles 🙀
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Finland imported tens of thousands of immigrants from Africa and Afghanistan, then they spent 2.5 million Euros ($3.9 million) to make videos like these to teach them not to rape Finnish women 🤦♂️
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