xkcd

31 Jul 2024 20:05

'Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.'

xkcd

30 Jul 2024 05:40

'Buildings constructed from softer materials were damaged by chili pepper impacts to the storm's high Richter-Fujita-Scoville-Mohs hardness rating.'

xkcd

27 Jul 2024 13:35

'Thankfully for everyone involved, the Winter Olympics officials spotted me and managed to stop me before I got to the ski jump.'

xkcd

25 Jul 2024 03:50

'People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.'

xkcd

23 Jul 2024 02:00

'Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.''

xkcd

19 Jul 2024 19:50

'We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.'

xkcd

18 Jul 2024 06:55

'IMO the thymus is one of the coolest organs and we should really use it in metaphors more.'

xkcd

16 Jul 2024 06:20

'Einstein's theories solved a longstanding mystery about Mercury: Why it gets so hot. "It's because," he pointed out, "the sun is right there."'

xkcd

12 Jul 2024 23:15

'Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.'

xkcd

10 Jul 2024 22:50

'Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].'

xkcd

08 Jul 2024 22:00

'Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.'

xkcd

06 Jul 2024 03:20

'Ugh, and we JUST went through this yesterday with javelin.'

xkcd

04 Jul 2024 07:00

'’"‘”’" means "I edited this text on both my phone and my laptop before sending it"'

xkcd

02 Jul 2024 06:15

'They originally came here to try to investigate our chemtrail technology, and got increasingly frustrated when all their samples turned out to just be water ice with trace amounts of jet exhaust.'

xkcd

28 Jun 2024 23:40

'The worst was the time they accidentally held the can upside down and froze all the Earth's magma chambers solid.'

xkcd

31 Jul 2024 20:05

2966. "Exam Numbers"

xkcd

30 Jul 2024 05:40

2965. "Chili Tornado Quake"

xkcd

27 Jul 2024 13:35

2964. "Olympic Sports"

xkcd

25 Jul 2024 03:50

2963. "House Inputs and Outputs"

xkcd

23 Jul 2024 02:00

2962. "President Venn Diagram"

xkcd

19 Jul 2024 19:50

2961. "CrowdStrike"

xkcd

18 Jul 2024 06:55

2960. "Organ Meanings"

xkcd

16 Jul 2024 06:20

2959. "Beam of Light"

xkcd

12 Jul 2024 23:15

2958. "Hatchery"

xkcd

10 Jul 2024 22:50

2957. "A Crossword Puzzle"

xkcd

08 Jul 2024 22:00

2956. "Number Line Branch"

xkcd

06 Jul 2024 03:20

2955. "Pole Vault"

xkcd

04 Jul 2024 07:00

2954. "Bracket Symbols"

xkcd

02 Jul 2024 06:15

2953. "Alien Theories"

xkcd

28 Jun 2024 23:40

2952. "Routine Maintenance"