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07 Jul 2025 21:40

'After determining that his body was full of pipes carrying iron-rich fluid, our current theory is that the dagger-shaped object precipitated within the wound.'

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04 Jul 2025 17:10

'Low gravity can cause bone loss, so we're pleased to report that, since we initiated capsule motion, the number of bones in each crew member has been steadily increasing.'

xkcd

03 Jul 2025 05:20

'Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.'

xkcd

30 Jun 2025 14:15

'It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.'

xkcd

28 Jun 2025 03:00

'To combat the threat, many airlines are installing wing-mounted spray bottles.'

xkcd

25 Jun 2025 21:25

'Once you add the balloons into the model, it makes forecasting easier overall--the forecast is always 'cold and dark, with minimal solar-driven convection.''

xkcd

25 Jun 2025 05:00

''This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.' 'So, like, a single banana slice?''

xkcd

20 Jun 2025 20:50

'We're getting a lot of complaints from commuters who were routed onto a coaster, but the theme park patrons who spent hours stuck on an intercity line are also not happy.'

xkcd

18 Jun 2025 22:40

'Numbers can be tricky. On the day of my 110th birthday, I'll be one day younger than John Tukey was on his.'

xkcd

16 Jun 2025 20:30

'Sure, this exoplanet we discovered may seem hostile to life, but our calculations suggest it's actually in the accretion disc's habitable zone.'

xkcd

13 Jun 2025 14:15

'[desperately] Maybe this is from some country where they use commas as decimal points, and also as digit separators after the decimal, and also use random other characters for decoration???'

xkcd

11 Jun 2025 23:50

'If you think curiosity without rigor is bad, you should see rigor without curiosity.'

xkcd

09 Jun 2025 23:25

'With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won't.'

xkcd

07 Jun 2025 04:00

'The installation of the pipes on the inside of the insulation can be challenging, especially when the neighbor could come home at any minute.'

xkcd

04 Jun 2025 23:30

'Ultimately, history would imperfectly record the story of the Foal of Troy.'

xkcd

07 Jul 2025 21:40

3112. "Geology Murder"

xkcd

04 Jul 2025 17:10

3111. "Artificial Gravity"

xkcd

03 Jul 2025 05:20

3110. "Global Ranking"

xkcd

30 Jun 2025 14:15

3109. "Dehumidifier"

xkcd

28 Jun 2025 03:00

3108. "Laser Danger"

xkcd

25 Jun 2025 21:25

3107. "Weather Balloons"

xkcd

25 Jun 2025 05:00

3106. "Farads"

xkcd

20 Jun 2025 20:50

3105. "Interoperability"

xkcd

18 Jun 2025 22:40

3104. "Tukey"

xkcd

16 Jun 2025 20:30

3103. "Exoplanet System"

xkcd

13 Jun 2025 14:15

3102. "Reading a Big Number"

xkcd

11 Jun 2025 23:50

3101. "Good Science"

xkcd

09 Jun 2025 23:25

3100. "Alert Sound"

xkcd

07 Jun 2025 04:00

3099. "Neighbor-Source Heat Pump"

xkcd

04 Jun 2025 23:30

3098. "Trojan Horse"