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27 Jun 2024 04:55

'Although Kansas is widely thought to contain the geographic center of the contiguous 48 states, topologists now believe that it's actually their outer edge.'

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24 Jun 2024 20:40

'We're right under the flight path for the scheduled orbital launch, but don't worry--it's too cold out for the rockets to operate safely, so I'm sure they'll postpone.'

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22 Jun 2024 04:20

'If you repeatedly rerun the development of technological civilization, it turns out that for some reason the only constant is that there is always a networking utility called 'netcat', though it does a different thing in each one.'

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19 Jun 2024 18:55

'An idling gas engine may be annoyingly loud, but that's the price you pay for having WAY less torque available at a standstill.'

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18 Jun 2024 04:00

'In contrast to Pascal's Wager Triangle, Pascal's Triangle Wager argues that maybe God wants you to draw a triangle of numbers where each one is the sum of the two numbers above it, so you probably should, just in case.'

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15 Jun 2024 03:45

''Oh yeah? Give me 50 milliscore reasons why I should stop.''

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13 Jun 2024 06:10

'In addition to eating foxes, rabbits can eat grass. The grass also eats foxes. Our equations chart the contours of Fox Hell.'

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10 Jun 2024 16:40

'The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.'

xkcd

07 Jun 2024 21:30

'I'm an H⁺ denier, in that I refuse to consider loose protons to be real hydrogen, so I personally believe it stands for 'pretend'.'

xkcd

06 Jun 2024 01:05

'Thank you to linguist Gretchen McCulloch for teaching me about phonetic assimilation, and for teaching me that if you stand around in public reading texts from a linguist and murmuring example phrases to yourself, people will eventually ask if you're okay.'

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03 Jun 2024 21:05

'It's believed that Golgi was originally an independent organism who was eventually absorbed into our cells, where he began work on his Apparatus.'

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31 May 2024 23:30

'My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.'

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30 May 2024 00:10

'PERPETUALLY OPTIMISTIC CASE: Early in the execution, our research group makes a breakthrough on proving P=NP.'

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27 May 2024 23:30

'Cosmologists estimate the spaghetti strand to be about 200 septillion calories, though it could be higher depending on the nutritional value of dark matter.'

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24 May 2024 22:00

'Sorry to make you memorize this random string of digits. If it helps, it can also double as a mnemonic for remembering your young relatives' birthdays, if they happened to have been born on February 5th, 2018.'

xkcd

27 Jun 2024 04:55

2951. "Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas"

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24 Jun 2024 20:40

2950. "Situation"

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22 Jun 2024 04:20

2949. "Network Configuration"

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19 Jun 2024 18:55

2948. "Electric vs Gas"

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18 Jun 2024 04:00

2947. "Pascal's Wager Triangle"

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15 Jun 2024 03:45

2946. "1.2 Kilofives"

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13 Jun 2024 06:10

2945. "Broken Model"

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10 Jun 2024 16:40

2944. "Magnet Fishing"

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07 Jun 2024 21:30

2943. "Unsolved Chemistry Problems"

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06 Jun 2024 01:05

2942. "Fluid Speech"

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03 Jun 2024 21:05

2941. "Cell Organelles"

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31 May 2024 23:30

2940. "Modes of Transportation"

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30 May 2024 00:10

2939. "Complexity Analysis"

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27 May 2024 23:30

2938. "Local Group"

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24 May 2024 22:00

2937. "Room Code"