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15 Sep 2023 14:25

'Our experimental aerogel iceberg with helium pockets manages true 100% efficiency, barely touching the water, and it can even lift off of the surface and fly to more efficiently pursue fleeing hubristic liners.'

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13 Sep 2023 16:45

'NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.''

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11 Sep 2023 23:15

'Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.'

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09 Sep 2023 04:30

'It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.'

xkcd

06 Sep 2023 20:25

'Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.'

xkcd

05 Sep 2023 02:25

'Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist'

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02 Sep 2023 03:20

'The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.'

xkcd

31 Aug 2023 03:35

'Hi all, just replying to loop in *@outlook.com and *@yahoo.com.'

xkcd

29 Aug 2023 04:15

'Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.'

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26 Aug 2023 04:15

'An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.'

xkcd

23 Aug 2023 20:25

'I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.'

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22 Aug 2023 04:00

'A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.'

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18 Aug 2023 22:05

'They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.'

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16 Aug 2023 22:40

'The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.'

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14 Aug 2023 22:20

'I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.'

xkcd

15 Sep 2023 14:25

2829. "Iceberg Efficiency"

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13 Sep 2023 16:45

2828. "Exoplanet Observation"

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11 Sep 2023 23:15

2827. "Brassica"

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09 Sep 2023 04:30

2826. "Gold"

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06 Sep 2023 20:25

2825. "Autumn and Fall"

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05 Sep 2023 02:25

2824. "Abstract Pickup"

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02 Sep 2023 03:20

2823. "Fossil"

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31 Aug 2023 03:35

2822. "*@gmail.com"

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29 Aug 2023 04:15

2821. "Path Minimization"

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26 Aug 2023 04:15

2820. "Inspiration"

xkcd

23 Aug 2023 20:25

2819. "Pronunciation"

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22 Aug 2023 04:00

2818. "Circuit Symbols"

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18 Aug 2023 22:05

2817. "Electron Holes"

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16 Aug 2023 22:40

2816. "Types of Solar Eclipse"

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14 Aug 2023 22:20

2815. "Car Wash"