xkcd

20 Oct 2023 19:00

'Created by the collapse of: [massive stars] [Florida limestone bedrock]'

xkcd

19 Oct 2023 05:15

'Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.'

xkcd

17 Oct 2023 02:25

'Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.'

xkcd

14 Oct 2023 04:15

'Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH'

xkcd

11 Oct 2023 19:20

'The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.'

xkcd

09 Oct 2023 23:05

'My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?''

xkcd

06 Oct 2023 23:25

'Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform 'dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.''

xkcd

04 Oct 2023 23:20

'Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."'

xkcd

02 Oct 2023 21:10

'[after a minute] "Okay, I think I've got it, thanks. Can I--" "oOOOooOOooo!"'

xkcd

29 Sep 2023 23:45

'So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.'

xkcd

27 Sep 2023 20:40

'I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!'

xkcd

26 Sep 2023 05:40

'I was, at least at the start of this disastrous game night, your friend.'

xkcd

23 Sep 2023 02:00

'If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.'

xkcd

20 Sep 2023 23:30

'Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone.'

xkcd

18 Sep 2023 23:00

'You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.'

xkcd

20 Oct 2023 19:00

2844. "Black Holes vs Regular Holes"

xkcd

19 Oct 2023 05:15

2843. "Professional Oaths"

xkcd

17 Oct 2023 02:25

2842. "Inspiraling Roundabout"

xkcd

14 Oct 2023 04:15

2841. "Sign Combo"

xkcd

11 Oct 2023 19:20

2840. "Earth Layers"

xkcd

09 Oct 2023 23:05

2839. "Language Acquisition"

xkcd

06 Oct 2023 23:25

2838. "Dubious Islands"

xkcd

04 Oct 2023 23:20

2837. "Odyssey"

xkcd

02 Oct 2023 21:10

2836. "A Halloween Carol"

xkcd

29 Sep 2023 23:45

2835. "Factorial Numbers"

xkcd

27 Sep 2023 20:40

2834. "Book Podcasts"

xkcd

26 Sep 2023 05:40

2833. "Lying"

xkcd

23 Sep 2023 02:00

2832. "Urban Planning Opinion Progression"

xkcd

20 Sep 2023 23:30

2831. "xkcd Phone Flip"

xkcd

18 Sep 2023 23:00

2830. "Haunted House"