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06 Aug 2024 04:45

'This only makes it more urgent that we adopt my roadmap for the next 10 years, which should put us solidly in the lead.'

xkcd

03 Aug 2024 01:30

'He was the first person to land a 900, which is especially impressive because pulling off a half-integer spin requires obeying Fermi-Dirac statistics.'

xkcd

31 Jul 2024 20:05

'Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.'

xkcd

30 Jul 2024 05:40

'Buildings constructed from softer materials were damaged by chili pepper impacts to the storm's high Richter-Fujita-Scoville-Mohs hardness rating.'

xkcd

27 Jul 2024 13:35

'Thankfully for everyone involved, the Winter Olympics officials spotted me and managed to stop me before I got to the ski jump.'

xkcd

25 Jul 2024 03:50

'People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.'

xkcd

23 Jul 2024 02:00

'Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.''

xkcd

19 Jul 2024 19:50

'We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.'

xkcd

18 Jul 2024 06:55

'IMO the thymus is one of the coolest organs and we should really use it in metaphors more.'

xkcd

16 Jul 2024 06:20

'Einstein's theories solved a longstanding mystery about Mercury: Why it gets so hot. "It's because," he pointed out, "the sun is right there."'

xkcd

12 Jul 2024 23:15

'Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.'

xkcd

10 Jul 2024 22:50

'Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].'

xkcd

08 Jul 2024 22:00

'Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.'

xkcd

06 Jul 2024 03:20

'Ugh, and we JUST went through this yesterday with javelin.'

xkcd

04 Jul 2024 07:00

'’"‘”’" means "I edited this text on both my phone and my laptop before sending it"'

xkcd

06 Aug 2024 04:45

2968. "University Age"

xkcd

03 Aug 2024 01:30

2967. "Matter"

xkcd

31 Jul 2024 20:05

2966. "Exam Numbers"

xkcd

30 Jul 2024 05:40

2965. "Chili Tornado Quake"

xkcd

27 Jul 2024 13:35

2964. "Olympic Sports"

xkcd

25 Jul 2024 03:50

2963. "House Inputs and Outputs"

xkcd

23 Jul 2024 02:00

2962. "President Venn Diagram"

xkcd

19 Jul 2024 19:50

2961. "CrowdStrike"

xkcd

18 Jul 2024 06:55

2960. "Organ Meanings"

xkcd

16 Jul 2024 06:20

2959. "Beam of Light"

xkcd

12 Jul 2024 23:15

2958. "Hatchery"

xkcd

10 Jul 2024 22:50

2957. "A Crossword Puzzle"

xkcd

08 Jul 2024 22:00

2956. "Number Line Branch"

xkcd

06 Jul 2024 03:20

2955. "Pole Vault"

xkcd

04 Jul 2024 07:00

2954. "Bracket Symbols"