xkcd

11 Aug 2023 16:30

'When speaking out loud, you can can call it the 'Perseids meatier shower' and no one will ever know. (If you do get caught somehow, just tell them to Google the 'Kentucky meat shower' and that will distract them while you escape.)'

xkcd

09 Aug 2023 20:40

'FYI: The 'drop, cover, and hold on' advice only applies to earthquakes. If you encounter a mountain lion, you should absolutely not drop to the ground, crawl under it, and hold on to one of its legs.'

xkcd

08 Aug 2023 03:25

'Getting the utility people to run transmission lines to Earth is expensive, but it will pay for itself in no time.'

xkcd

04 Aug 2023 21:10

'Their crash investigation team had some particularly harsh words for Dave Matthews.'

xkcd

02 Aug 2023 19:40

'The ideal mix for maximum competitive cable-coiling energy is one A/V tech, one rock climber, one sailor, and one topologist.'

xkcd

31 Jul 2023 21:55

'I mean, it's pretty, but it doesn't really affect us beyond that. Except that half the nights aren't really dark, and once or twice a day it makes the oceans flood the coasts.'

xkcd

29 Jul 2023 00:00

'Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!'

xkcd

27 Jul 2023 02:25

'Positive vibes/longitudes only'

xkcd

25 Jul 2023 06:45

'The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.'

xkcd

21 Jul 2023 21:55

'Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.'

xkcd

19 Jul 2023 14:45

'The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.'

xkcd

18 Jul 2023 05:30

'The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).'

xkcd

15 Jul 2023 03:40

'I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.'

xkcd

13 Jul 2023 09:30

'I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.'

xkcd

10 Jul 2023 13:55

'It's just that I get nervous about heights.'

xkcd

11 Aug 2023 16:30

2814. "Perseids Pronunciation"

xkcd

09 Aug 2023 20:40

2813. "What To Do"

xkcd

08 Aug 2023 03:25

2812. "Solar Panel Placement"

xkcd

04 Aug 2023 21:10

2811. "Free Fallin'"

xkcd

02 Aug 2023 19:40

2810. "How to Coil a Cable"

xkcd

31 Jul 2023 21:55

2809. "Moon"

xkcd

29 Jul 2023 00:00

2808. "Daytime Firefly"

xkcd

27 Jul 2023 02:25

2807. "Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)"

xkcd

25 Jul 2023 06:45

2806. "Anti-Vaxxers"

xkcd

21 Jul 2023 21:55

2805. "Global Atmospheric Circulation"

xkcd

19 Jul 2023 14:45

2804. "Marshmallow"

xkcd

18 Jul 2023 05:30

2803. "Geohydrotypography"

xkcd

15 Jul 2023 03:40

2802. "Fireflies"

xkcd

13 Jul 2023 09:30

2801. "Contact Merge"

xkcd

10 Jul 2023 13:55

2800. "Down"