xkcd

03 Jun 2023 00:10

'After a pail of water was thrown on the Wicked Witch of the West outside Salt Lake City, Utah's Great Salt Lake was measured to be 7 parts per trillion witch by volume.'

xkcd

31 May 2023 20:00

'We were able to replicate and confirm prior authors' detection of a moon orbiting the Earth with high confidence.'

xkcd

29 May 2023 15:30

'I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag.'

xkcd

27 May 2023 05:50

'Plato made the solids, and five were gifted to the mathematicians. But in secret Plato forged a sixth solid to rule over all the others.'

xkcd

25 May 2023 05:35

'The Hubble length is about 1.9 meters lying down; Edwin Hubble was a tall guy.'

xkcd

23 May 2023 05:05

'Tau Ceti is farther away, so it took me 36 years to start the war over updog.'

xkcd

20 May 2023 02:50

'My connection to it goes way back, to my early days, when I was just a cloud of primordial hydrogen collapsing in the darkness of space.'

xkcd

18 May 2023 01:50

'Party Mode also enables the feature, but reverses the slider.'

xkcd

16 May 2023 00:10

'They often use ball lenses to collect light at the ends of optical fibers, so when you look stuff up on the internet you're actually scrying through a crystal ball.'

xkcd

12 May 2023 16:35

'ADDITIONAL NOTES: Fixed a bug that caused some rocks to generate virtually infinite heat while just sitting there.'

xkcd

10 May 2023 22:25

'I don't understand why anyone would pay full price for a flatbed truck rental when you can buy 'DETOUR' signs online for like $10.'

xkcd

08 May 2023 19:55

'This rumpled fabric at the corner looks like evidence of ongoing tectonic activity.'

xkcd

06 May 2023 01:35

'[Below] On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.'

xkcd

04 May 2023 05:35

''Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt'

xkcd

01 May 2023 14:00

'Using a reflective wall in a game to give one shot two chances to hit is called a double-tapetum lucidum.'

xkcd

03 Jun 2023 00:10

2784. "Drainage Basins"

xkcd

31 May 2023 20:00

2783. "Ruling Out"

xkcd

29 May 2023 15:30

2782. "Wikipedia Article Titles"

xkcd

27 May 2023 05:50

2781. "The Six Platonic Solids"

xkcd

25 May 2023 05:35

2780. "Physical Quantities"

xkcd

23 May 2023 05:05

2779. "Exoplanet High-5"

xkcd

20 May 2023 02:50

2778. "Cuisine"

xkcd

18 May 2023 01:50

2777. "Noise Filter"

xkcd

16 May 2023 00:10

2776. "Crystal Ball"

xkcd

12 May 2023 16:35

2775. "Siphon"

xkcd

10 May 2023 22:25

2774. "Taxiing"

xkcd

08 May 2023 19:55

2773. "Planetary Scientist"

xkcd

06 May 2023 01:35

2772. "Commemorative Plaque"

xkcd

04 May 2023 05:35

2771. "College Knowledge"

xkcd

01 May 2023 14:00

2770. "Tapetum Lucidum"