xkcd

08 Jul 2023 05:05

'When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.'

xkcd

05 Jul 2023 23:15

'They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.'

xkcd

03 Jul 2023 19:05

'Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?''

xkcd

30 Jun 2023 17:35

'Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.'

xkcd

28 Jun 2023 15:40

'You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.'

xkcd

26 Jun 2023 17:50

'Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!'

xkcd

23 Jun 2023 18:40

'Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing'

xkcd

21 Jun 2023 23:40

'Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)'

xkcd

19 Jun 2023 23:05

'Of course, I sort all my bookshelves the normal way, alphabetically (by first sentence).'

xkcd

16 Jun 2023 23:10

'If I'm not going to upgrade to a powered one, I should at LEAST stop leaving the door open so often.'

xkcd

15 Jun 2023 01:00

'Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.'

xkcd

12 Jun 2023 23:25

'In the Hall of the Mountain King was accidentally composed on log/log paper.'

xkcd

09 Jun 2023 21:15

'90% of the iceberg is hidden beneath the water, but that 90% only uses 10% of its brain, so it's really only 9%.'

xkcd

07 Jun 2023 19:45

'[Decades in the future] "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."'

xkcd

05 Jun 2023 23:05

'I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.'

xkcd

08 Jul 2023 05:05

2799. "Frankenstein Claim Permutations"

xkcd

05 Jul 2023 23:15

2798. "Room Temperature"

xkcd

03 Jul 2023 19:05

2797. "Actual Progress"

xkcd

30 Jun 2023 17:35

2796. "Real Estate Analysis"

xkcd

28 Jun 2023 15:40

2795. "Glass-Topped Table"

xkcd

26 Jun 2023 17:50

2794. "Alphabet Notes"

xkcd

23 Jun 2023 18:40

2793. "Garden Path Sentence"

xkcd

21 Jun 2023 23:40

2792. "Summer Solstice"

xkcd

19 Jun 2023 23:05

2791. "Bookshelf Sorting"

xkcd

16 Jun 2023 23:10

2790. "Heat Pump"

xkcd

15 Jun 2023 01:00

2789. "Making Plans"

xkcd

12 Jun 2023 23:25

2788. "Musical Scales"

xkcd

09 Jun 2023 21:15

2787. "Iceberg"

xkcd

07 Jun 2023 19:45

2786. "UFO Evidence"

xkcd

05 Jun 2023 23:05

2785. "Marble Run"