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28 Apr 2023 23:55

'"The Venn diagram of the sun and the moon is a circle." --someone being snarky at totality'

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27 Apr 2023 05:45

'Yeah, my math teacher back in high school set up the system to try to teach us something or other, but the 100% rate was unbelievably good, so I engineered a hostile takeover of his bank and now use it to make extra cash on the side.'

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25 Apr 2023 03:30

'It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.'

xkcd

22 Apr 2023 14:10

'The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.'

xkcd

20 Apr 2023 18:45

'Gotta go fastescape_speed.png'

xkcd

18 Apr 2023 06:40

'Later renouncing clickbait, Einstein called his inclusion of cosmological content in general relativity the biggest blunder of his career.'

xkcd

14 Apr 2023 15:50

'The E's wedding invitation definitely used the word LOVE more times than was strictly necessary.'

xkcd

13 Apr 2023 02:15

'Even if a planet is lucky enough to have a stable orbit that weaves between the spikes, the seasons get weird whenever it passes close to them.'

xkcd

11 Apr 2023 05:05

'There's a version that shows the planets with no cropping, but it's hard to find a display that supports it.'

xkcd

08 Apr 2023 04:40

'Nowadays the only ones left that do anything are turtles.'

xkcd

06 Apr 2023 04:40

''Lever' was originally an acronym for Load Emplification by the Vimulated Emission of Radiation.'

xkcd

04 Apr 2023 00:25

'When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper's bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / "I got a bad deal / I'm maaaaad"'

xkcd

01 Apr 2023 00:25

'"Hi, what you do is fly over a designated zone and detach the--" "WE'RE SORRY, THE MOBILE CUSTOMER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS OUT OF SERVICE"'

xkcd

29 Mar 2023 20:45

''So how DID you go from working at the employment records office to becoming president of MIT and CEO of IBM?' 'I guess I just have an eye for opportunities.''

xkcd

27 Mar 2023 18:15

'Subgroup analysis is ongoing.'

xkcd

28 Apr 2023 23:55

2769. "Overlapping Circles"

xkcd

27 Apr 2023 05:45

2768. "Definition of e"

xkcd

25 Apr 2023 03:30

2767. "Recipe Relativity"

xkcd

22 Apr 2023 14:10

2766. "Helium Reserve"

xkcd

20 Apr 2023 18:45

2765. "Escape Speed"

xkcd

18 Apr 2023 06:40

2764. "Cosmological Nostalgia Content"

xkcd

14 Apr 2023 15:50

2763. "Linguistics Gossip"

xkcd

13 Apr 2023 02:15

2762. "Diffraction Spikes"

xkcd

11 Apr 2023 05:05

2761. "1-to-1 Scale"

xkcd

08 Apr 2023 04:40

2760. "Paleontology Museum"

xkcd

06 Apr 2023 04:40

2759. "Easily Confused Acronyms"

xkcd

04 Apr 2023 00:25

2758. "My Favorite Things"

xkcd

01 Apr 2023 00:25

2757. "Towed Message"

xkcd

29 Mar 2023 20:45

2756. "Qualifications"

xkcd

27 Mar 2023 18:15

2755. "Effect Size"