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'The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you.'
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'Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.'
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'It's annoying that the Nastapoka Arc isn't a meteor impact crater, but I truly believe that--with enough time, effort, and determination--we could make it one.'
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'Their calculations show it will 'pass within the distance of the moon' but that it 'will not hit the moon, so what's the point?''
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'My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!'
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'You'd think the most expensive part would be the quark-gluon plasma chamber, but it's actually usually the tube to the top of the atmosphere to carry the cosmic rays down.'
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'In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.'
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'Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.'
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'During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.'
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'The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.''
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'Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.'
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'Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element.'
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'We're considering installing a pressurization system to keep the tanks at constant pressure solely to deter them.'
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'They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.'
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