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'There's a maximum likelihood that I'm doing phylogenetics wrong.'
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'"10 minutes ago we were down to only 2 0s!" "How many do we have now?" "I ... don't know!!"'
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'These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.'
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'"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We contacted several researchers who are experts in emotional spirals to ask them, but none of them were in a state to speak with us."'
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'Though they do appreciate how much he improved the heating system for the flame pit.'
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'We were disappointed that the rocket didn't make a THOOOONK noise when it went into the tube, but we're setting up big loudspeakers for future launches to add the sound effect.'
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'You do have to be careful, though--sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.'
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'Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time.'
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'Our sysadmin accidentally won a Nobel Prize while trying to debug neutrino oscillation error correction.'
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'We also should really have checked that the old water tower was disconnected from the water system before we started filling it with compressed air.'
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'Look, you can't complain about this after giving us so many scenarios involving N locked chests and M unlabeled keys.'
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'Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have to fall back.'
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