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01 Dec 2017 17:00

'The symbol for degrees Felsius is an average of the Euro symbol (€) and the Greek lunate epislon (ϵ).'

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29 Nov 2017 17:00

'It's important to note that while the effective size of the dog can be arbitrarily large, it's not any more of a good dog than the two original dogs.'

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27 Nov 2017 07:00

'And arguably sunspots, on rare occasions. But even if they count, it takes ideal conditions and you might hurt your eyes.'

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24 Nov 2017 06:05

'No horse has yet managed the elusive Quadruple Crown—winning the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Belmont Stakes, and the Missouri Horse Hole.'

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22 Nov 2017 06:05

'Every time we detect an asteroid from outside the Solar System, we should immediately launch a mission to fling one of our asteroids back in the direction it came from.'

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20 Nov 2017 13:50

'You also refuse to buy Cisco products because you hate the Thong Song, O. Henry, Deep Space Nine, freshwater whitefish, teenaged Incan emperors, Brak's brother, and vegetable-based shortening.'

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17 Nov 2017 06:05

'No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!'

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15 Nov 2017 06:05

'There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.'

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13 Nov 2017 13:35

'"...just got back and didn't see your message until just now. Sorry! -- TIME THIS MESSAGE SAT HALF-FINISHED IN DRAFTS FOLDER: 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes."'

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10 Nov 2017 06:05

'When we started distributing special status tokens that signify which people are important enough to join an elite group, we never could have imagined we might be creating some problems down the line.'

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08 Nov 2017 16:45

'If you want in on the fun, map a key on your keyboard to the sequence U+0041 U+0020 U+FFFD (or U+0021 U+0020 U+FFFD for the exclamation point version), and then no update can never take this away from you.'

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06 Nov 2017 06:05

'Your problem is so terrible, I worry that, if I help you, I risk drawing the attention of whatever god of technology inflicted it on you.'

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03 Nov 2017 15:10

'NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I've made you sad, you'd better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.'

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01 Nov 2017 16:20

'Where I live, one of the most common categories of sky object without a weird obsessive spotting community is "lost birthday party balloons," so that might be a good choice—although you risk angering the marine wildlife people, and they have sharks.'

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30 Oct 2017 17:00

'I spent a long time thinking about how to design a system for long-term organization and storage of subject-specific informational resources without needing ongoing work from the experts who created them, only to realized I'd just reinvented libraries.'

xkcd

01 Dec 2017 17:00

1923. "Felsius"

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29 Nov 2017 17:00

1922. "Interferometry"

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27 Nov 2017 07:00

1921. "The Moon and the Great Wall"

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24 Nov 2017 06:05

1920. "Emoji Sports"

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22 Nov 2017 06:05

1919. "Interstellar Asteroid"

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20 Nov 2017 13:50

1918. "NEXUS"

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17 Nov 2017 06:05

1917. "How to Make Friends"

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15 Nov 2017 06:05

1916. "Temperature Preferences"

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13 Nov 2017 13:35

1915. "Nightmare Email Feature"

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10 Nov 2017 06:05

1914. "Twitter Verification"

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08 Nov 2017 16:45

1913. "A �"

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06 Nov 2017 06:05

1912. "Thermostat"

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03 Nov 2017 15:10

1911. "Defensive Profile"

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01 Nov 2017 16:20

1910. "Sky Spotters"

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30 Oct 2017 17:00

1909. "Digital Resource Lifespan"