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05 Nov 2022 03:50

'At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.'

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02 Nov 2022 17:45

'Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.'

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31 Oct 2022 22:45

'It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box.'

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29 Oct 2022 04:00

'WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!'

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26 Oct 2022 16:05

'Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.'

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24 Oct 2022 20:30

'Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.'

xkcd

26 Jan 2018 16:30

'There's a mountain lion nearby, but it didn't notice you because it's reading Facebook.'

xkcd

24 Jan 2018 14:50

'Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.'

xkcd

22 Jan 2018 16:45

'The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.'

xkcd

19 Jan 2018 06:05

'The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there's one at BOTH ends.'

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17 Jan 2018 18:00

'"That's ... unsettling." "Yeah, those definitely don't sound like the normal drea– ＬＡＴＩＴＵＤＥ ＴＨＲＥＥ ＦＩＶＥ ＰＯＩＮＴ..." '

xkcd

15 Jan 2018 09:35

'"Since there's no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —Randall Munroe'

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12 Jan 2018 06:30

'And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Pietà which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.'

xkcd

10 Jan 2018 16:55

'There's data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I've designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.'

xkcd

08 Jan 2018 17:30

'I like the idea of cartograms (distorted population maps), but I feel like in practice they often end up being the worst of both worlds—not great for showing geography OR counting people. And on top of that, they have all the problems of a chloro... chorophl... chloropet... map with areas colored in.'

xkcd

05 Nov 2022 03:50

2694. "Königsberg"

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02 Nov 2022 17:45

2693. "Wirecutter Recommendation"

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31 Oct 2022 22:45

2692. "Interior Decorating"

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29 Oct 2022 04:00

2691. "Encryption"

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26 Oct 2022 16:05

2690. "Cool S"

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24 Oct 2022 20:30

2689. "Fermat's First Theorem"

xkcd

26 Jan 2018 16:30

1947. "Night Sky"

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24 Jan 2018 14:50

1946. "Hawaii"

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22 Jan 2018 16:45

1945. "Scientific Paper Graph Quality"

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19 Jan 2018 06:05

1944. "The End of the Rainbow"

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17 Jan 2018 18:00

1943. "Universal Dreams"

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15 Jan 2018 09:35

1942. "Memorable Quotes"

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12 Jan 2018 06:30

1941. "Dying Gift"

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10 Jan 2018 16:55

1940. "The Food Size Cycle"

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08 Jan 2018 17:30

1939. "2016 Election Map"