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10 Dec 2022 06:50

'The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.'

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07 Dec 2022 20:10

'If you ever see the † dagger symbol with no unmatched footnote, it means the writer is saying the phrase while threatening you with a dagger.'

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05 Dec 2022 21:15

'I adopted a cat that weighs 12 solar masses. Laser pointers love chasing it.'

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03 Dec 2022 02:25

'Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.'

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01 Dec 2022 04:10

'Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]'

xkcd

29 Nov 2022 02:35

'It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.'

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25 Nov 2022 19:50

'CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.'

xkcd

23 Nov 2022 21:50

'BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes'

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21 Nov 2022 17:10

'Squinting at a graph is fine for getting a rough idea of the answer, but if you want to pretend to know it exactly, you neeed statistics.'

xkcd

19 Nov 2022 00:30

'My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.'

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16 Nov 2022 23:15

'Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.'

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14 Nov 2022 15:15

'"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."'

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11 Nov 2022 19:15

'It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.'

xkcd

09 Nov 2022 11:45

''Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.'

xkcd

07 Nov 2022 11:40

'You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.'

xkcd

10 Dec 2022 06:50

2709. "Solar System Model"

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07 Dec 2022 20:10

2708. "Mystery Asterisk Destination"

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05 Dec 2022 21:15

2707. "Astronomy Numbers"

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03 Dec 2022 02:25

2706. "Bendy"

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01 Dec 2022 04:10

2705. "Spacetime Soccer"

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29 Nov 2022 02:35

2704. "Faucet"

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25 Nov 2022 19:50

2703. "Paper Title"

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23 Nov 2022 21:50

2702. "What If 2 Gift Guide"

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21 Nov 2022 17:10

2701. "Change in Slope"

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19 Nov 2022 00:30

2700. "Account Problems"

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16 Nov 2022 23:15

2699. "Feature Comparison"

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14 Nov 2022 15:15

2698. "Bad Date"

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11 Nov 2022 19:15

2697. "Y2K and 2038"

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09 Nov 2022 11:45

2696. "Precision vs Accuracy"

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07 Nov 2022 11:40

2695. "Soil"