xkcd

13 Jan 2023 16:50

'I guess the engineers who built my dishwasher MIGHT have some insight into how to load it, but instead of reading the booklet they gave me, it seems easier to experiment for years and then get in arguments so heated that I get banned from Quora.'

xkcd

11 Jan 2023 15:25

'Researchers claim to have synthesized six additional elements in the second row, temporarily named 'pentium' through 'unnilium'.'

xkcd

09 Jan 2023 23:25

'NOTE TO FUTURE ETYMONLINGUISTS: Our best guess is that 'blimp' is onomatopoeia. The 'B-Limp' thing is a folk etymology.'

xkcd

06 Jan 2023 21:45

'Things Leonhard Euler created ( most of math ( overlapping circle diagrams ) a cricket bowling machine ) Things John Venn created'

xkcd

04 Jan 2023 23:15

'Sorry, I've just always had these random things I don't like--like olives, or robots drilling holes in me without warning.'

xkcd

03 Jan 2023 02:35

'Oops, All Neutrons is also known as Neutral Quadrium, Nydnonen, and Goth Tritium.'

xkcd

30 Dec 2022 22:10

'[Earlier, at the eye doctor] 'No, for the last time, the numerals on the paper aren't my prescription, it's the shape I want you to make with the laser.''

xkcd

27 Dec 2022 20:00

'It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.'

xkcd

26 Dec 2022 23:00

'One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.'

xkcd

23 Dec 2022 12:50

'The presents under the tree are actually a single gift connected by an underground ribbon system.'

xkcd

21 Dec 2022 20:45

'Our investigation into whining-based remedies became the first study to be halted by the IRB on the grounds that the treatment group was 'too annoying.''

xkcd

20 Dec 2022 04:30

'In general you should only include your single best data point in the paper. The rest of the data can go in the supplementary materials.'

xkcd

16 Dec 2022 23:20

'It's a long way down.'

xkcd

15 Dec 2022 05:10

'If you want to bowl a strike, the optimal place is almost certainly inside a bowling alley, although with a little luck any establishment uphill from one could also work.'

xkcd

13 Dec 2022 04:10

'A hydroelectric dam is also known as a heavy water reactor.'

xkcd

13 Jan 2023 16:50

2724. "Washing Machine Settings"

xkcd

11 Jan 2023 15:25

2723. "Outdated Periodic Table"

xkcd

09 Jan 2023 23:25

2722. "Etymonline"

xkcd

06 Jan 2023 21:45

2721. "Euler Diagrams"

xkcd

04 Jan 2023 23:15

2720. "Biology vs Robotics"

xkcd

03 Jan 2023 02:35

2719. "Hydrogen Isotopes"

xkcd

30 Dec 2022 22:10

2718. "New Year's Eve 2023"

xkcd

27 Dec 2022 20:00

2717. "L6 Lagrange Point"

xkcd

26 Dec 2022 23:00

2716. "Game Night Ordering"

xkcd

23 Dec 2022 12:50

2715. "Pando"

xkcd

21 Dec 2022 20:45

2714. "Cold Complaints"

xkcd

20 Dec 2022 04:30

2713. "Data Point"

xkcd

16 Dec 2022 23:20

2712. "Gravity"

xkcd

15 Dec 2022 05:10

2711. "Optimal Bowling"

xkcd

13 Dec 2022 04:10

2710. "Hydropower Breakthrough"