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04 Dec 2023 20:50

'And over heeee[...]eeeere (i)s Saturn.'

xkcd

02 Dec 2023 01:35

'Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.'

xkcd

29 Nov 2023 19:40

'The value of n is still unknown, but new results constrain it to fall between 8 and 10^500, ruling out popular 'n=1' and 'n=2' theories.'

xkcd

27 Nov 2023 21:50

'Unlike an Iron Age collapse, a Bronze Age collapse releases energy, since copper and tin are past the iron peak on the curve of binding energy.'

xkcd

24 Nov 2023 21:30

'Shipping times vary. Same-ocean delivery may only take a few years, but delivery from the Weddell Sea in Antarctica may take multiple decades, and molecules meant for inland seas like the Mediterranean may be returned as undeliverable by surface currents.'

xkcd

22 Nov 2023 23:05

'An occasional source of mild Thanksgiving tension in my family is that my mother is a die-hard fan of The Core (2003), and various family members sometimes have differing levels of enthusiasm for her annual tradition of watching it.'

xkcd

21 Nov 2023 00:40

'The mainstream dogma sparked a wave of dogmatic revisionism, and this revisionist mainstream dogmatism has now given way to a more rematic mainvisionist dogstream.'

xkcd

18 Nov 2023 04:00

'If a materials scientist gives you a present, always ask whether regifting will incur any requirements for Federal paperwork.'

xkcd

16 Nov 2023 04:00

'The problems started with my resolution next year to reject temporal causality.'

xkcd

13 Nov 2023 23:55

'They estimate the rocket should be free by approximately ... uh ... well, in about two hours.'

xkcd

10 Nov 2023 21:25

'So do you have any plans for z=-0.000000000000045?'

xkcd

08 Nov 2023 17:55

'The ball's density also varies, but players don't learn the value until after choosing their raquets. The infamous 'bowling ball table tennis' region of the parameter space often leads to equipment damage.'

xkcd

06 Nov 2023 18:30

'The debate over the correct Messier number for the Ship of Theseus is ongoing.'

xkcd

03 Nov 2023 22:50

'"The police told me I can't be a doctor, but whenever they show up I just go into the Google Maps settings page I found and change the house to 'Police Headquarters' and then they have to do what I say."'

xkcd

01 Nov 2023 16:10

'If you live in Los Angeles (around 33°52'N, roughly the latitude of Hermosa Beach) the black hole in V404 Cygni passes over you each day. On Christmas Day it will be directly overhead around 2pm.'

xkcd

04 Dec 2023 20:50

2863. "Space Typography"

xkcd

02 Dec 2023 01:35

2862. "Typical Seating Chart"

xkcd

29 Nov 2023 19:40

2861. "X Value"

xkcd

27 Nov 2023 21:50

2860. "Decay Modes"

xkcd

24 Nov 2023 21:30

2859. "Oceanography Gift"

xkcd

22 Nov 2023 23:05

2858. "Thanksgiving Arguments"

xkcd

21 Nov 2023 00:40

2857. "Rebuttals"

xkcd

18 Nov 2023 04:00

2856. "Materials Scientists"

xkcd

16 Nov 2023 04:00

2855. "Empiricism"

xkcd

13 Nov 2023 23:55

2854. "Date Line"

xkcd

10 Nov 2023 21:25

2853. "Redshift"

xkcd

08 Nov 2023 17:55

2852. "Parameterball"

xkcd

06 Nov 2023 18:30

2851. "Messier Objects"

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03 Nov 2023 22:50

2850. "Doctor's Office"

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01 Nov 2023 16:10

2849. "Under the Stars"