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12 Jan 2024 21:40

2880. "Sheet Bend"

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

2879. "Like This One"

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

2878. "Supernova"

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

2877. "Fever"

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

2876. "Range Safety"

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

2875. "2024"

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

2874. "Iceland"

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27 Dec 2023 20:35

2873. "Supersymmetry"

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25 Dec 2023 18:20

2872. "Hydrothermal Vents"

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22 Dec 2023 20:05

2871. "Definitely"

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21 Dec 2023 00:35

2870. "Love Songs"

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18 Dec 2023 20:50

2869. "Puzzles"

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15 Dec 2023 17:00

2868. "Label the States"

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13 Dec 2023 23:40

2867. "DateTime"

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12 Dec 2023 04:40

2866. "Snow"

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11 Jan 2024 03:45

'A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.''

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08 Jan 2024 13:40

'They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet.'

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05 Jan 2024 21:15

'Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star.'

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03 Jan 2024 15:55

'The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.'

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01 Jan 2024 22:50

'It wasn't originally constitutionally required, but presidents who served two terms have traditionally followed George Washington's example and gotten false teeth.'

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30 Dec 2023 00:45

'The HVAC bill for installing the Gulf Stream was enormous.'

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27 Dec 2023 20:35

'High-speed collisions at the Baby Park track may support the hypothesis that Daisy is her own evil twin, a theory first suggested by Nintendo in the game Majorana's Mask.'

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25 Dec 2023 18:20

'Benthic Santas weren't even discovered until the 1970s, but many scientists now believe Christmas may have originally developed around hydrothermal vents and only later migrated to the surface.'

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22 Dec 2023 20:05

'A really mean prank you can play on someone who's picky about words is to add a 'definitely->definitively' autocorrect rule to their keyboard.'

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21 Dec 2023 00:35

'The Piña Colada song carves a trajectory across the chart over the course of the song.'

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18 Dec 2023 20:50

'Why couldn't the amulet have been hidden by Aunt Alice, who understands modern key exchange algorithms?'

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15 Dec 2023 17:00

'Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.'

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13 Dec 2023 23:40

'It's not just time zones and leap seconds. SI seconds on Earth are slower because of relativity, so there are time standards for space stuff (TCB, TGC) that use faster SI seconds than UTC/Unix time. T2 - T1 = [God doesn't know and the Devil isn't telling.]'

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12 Dec 2023 04:40

'For someone who has ostensibly outgrown staying up late waiting for Santa, I do spend an awful lot of time refreshing websites to see if packages are here yet.'

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08 Dec 2023 22:20

'The phantom found Edward Everett Hale a century too early; by the time we invented satellites, the specifics of his 'brick moon' proposal were dismissed as science fiction.'