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'Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.'
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'Hint: If you ever encounter this puzzle in a crossword app, just [term for someone with a competitive and high-achieving personality].'
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'Attention all passengers: This is an express sequence to infinity. If your stop is not a power of two, please disembark now.'
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'Ugh, and we JUST went through this yesterday with javelin.'
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'’"‘”’" means "I edited this text on both my phone and my laptop before sending it"'
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'They originally came here to try to investigate our chemtrail technology, and got increasingly frustrated when all their samples turned out to just be water ice with trace amounts of jet exhaust.'
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'The worst was the time they accidentally held the can upside down and froze all the Earth's magma chambers solid.'
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'Although Kansas is widely thought to contain the geographic center of the contiguous 48 states, topologists now believe that it's actually their outer edge.'
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'We're right under the flight path for the scheduled orbital launch, but don't worry--it's too cold out for the rockets to operate safely, so I'm sure they'll postpone.'
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'If you repeatedly rerun the development of technological civilization, it turns out that for some reason the only constant is that there is always a networking utility called 'netcat', though it does a different thing in each one.'
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'An idling gas engine may be annoyingly loud, but that's the price you pay for having WAY less torque available at a standstill.'
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'In contrast to Pascal's Wager Triangle, Pascal's Triangle Wager argues that maybe God wants you to draw a triangle of numbers where each one is the sum of the two numbers above it, so you probably should, just in case.'
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''Oh yeah? Give me 50 milliscore reasons why I should stop.''
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'In addition to eating foxes, rabbits can eat grass. The grass also eats foxes. Our equations chart the contours of Fox Hell.'
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'The ten-way tie was judged a ten-way tie, so no one won the grand prize, a rare fishing monopole.'
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