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'We're considering installing a pressurization system to keep the tanks at constant pressure solely to deter them.'
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'They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.'
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'Our lawyers were worried because it turns out the company inherits its debt from the parent universe, but luckily cosmic inflation reduced it to nearly zero.'
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'If we can get a brood of 13-year cicadas going, we might have a chance at making this happen before the oceans evaporate under the expanding sun.'
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'If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.'
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'[Political pundit on the ScrabbleTV News channel] "After four years of defying orthographic pressure, Joe ceded the top of the ticket to Kamala, who--after considering Josh, Mark, Andy, Roy, and Pete--picked Tim."'
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'This only makes it more urgent that we adopt my roadmap for the next 10 years, which should put us solidly in the lead.'
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'He was the first person to land a 900, which is especially impressive because pulling off a half-integer spin requires obeying Fermi-Dirac statistics.'
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'Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.'
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'Buildings constructed from softer materials were damaged by chili pepper impacts to the storm's high Richter-Fujita-Scoville-Mohs hardness rating.'
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'Thankfully for everyone involved, the Winter Olympics officials spotted me and managed to stop me before I got to the ski jump.'
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'People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.'
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'Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.''
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'We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.'
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'IMO the thymus is one of the coolest organs and we should really use it in metaphors more.'
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