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23 Jun 2023 18:40

'Arboretum Owner Denied Standing in Garden Path Suit on Grounds Grounds Appealing Appealing'

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21 Jun 2023 23:40

'Then I'll start work on my lunar engines to line the Moon up with the ecliptic so we can have a solar eclipse every month (with a little wobble so they're not always on the equator.)'

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19 Jun 2023 23:05

'Of course, I sort all my bookshelves the normal way, alphabetically (by first sentence).'

xkcd

16 Jun 2023 23:10

'If I'm not going to upgrade to a powered one, I should at LEAST stop leaving the door open so often.'

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15 Jun 2023 01:00

'Oh no, I haven't checked in with Yvonne in YEARS.'

xkcd

12 Jun 2023 23:25

'In the Hall of the Mountain King was accidentally composed on log/log paper.'

xkcd

09 Jun 2023 21:15

'90% of the iceberg is hidden beneath the water, but that 90% only uses 10% of its brain, so it's really only 9%.'

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07 Jun 2023 19:45

'[Decades in the future] "Well, the good news is that we've received definitive communication from aliens. The bad news is that they're asking about Cats (2019)."'

xkcd

05 Jun 2023 23:05

'I have so many plans. It would incorporate a Galton board, a Ranque-Hilsch marble vortex tube, and a compartment lined with pinball bouncers with a camera-and-servo Maxwell's Demon that separated the balls into fast and slow sides.'

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03 Jun 2023 00:10

'After a pail of water was thrown on the Wicked Witch of the West outside Salt Lake City, Utah's Great Salt Lake was measured to be 7 parts per trillion witch by volume.'

xkcd

31 May 2023 20:00

'We were able to replicate and confirm prior authors' detection of a moon orbiting the Earth with high confidence.'

xkcd

29 May 2023 15:30

'I would never stoop to vandalism, but I'm not above discreetly deleting the occasional 'this article contains excessive amounts of detail' tag.'

xkcd

27 May 2023 05:50

'Plato made the solids, and five were gifted to the mathematicians. But in secret Plato forged a sixth solid to rule over all the others.'

xkcd

25 May 2023 05:35

'The Hubble length is about 1.9 meters lying down; Edwin Hubble was a tall guy.'

xkcd

23 May 2023 05:05

'Tau Ceti is farther away, so it took me 36 years to start the war over updog.'

xkcd

23 Jun 2023 18:40

2793. "Garden Path Sentence"

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21 Jun 2023 23:40

2792. "Summer Solstice"

xkcd

19 Jun 2023 23:05

2791. "Bookshelf Sorting"

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16 Jun 2023 23:10

2790. "Heat Pump"

xkcd

15 Jun 2023 01:00

2789. "Making Plans"

xkcd

12 Jun 2023 23:25

2788. "Musical Scales"

xkcd

09 Jun 2023 21:15

2787. "Iceberg"

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07 Jun 2023 19:45

2786. "UFO Evidence"

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05 Jun 2023 23:05

2785. "Marble Run"

xkcd

03 Jun 2023 00:10

2784. "Drainage Basins"

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31 May 2023 20:00

2783. "Ruling Out"

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29 May 2023 15:30

2782. "Wikipedia Article Titles"

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27 May 2023 05:50

2781. "The Six Platonic Solids"

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25 May 2023 05:35

2780. "Physical Quantities"

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23 May 2023 05:05

2779. "Exoplanet High-5"