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29 Jul 2023 00:00

'Mr. Jones, watch out for Ms. Lenhart! She's from genus Photuris!'

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27 Jul 2023 02:25

'Positive vibes/longitudes only'

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25 Jul 2023 06:45

'The vaccine stuff seems pretty simple. But if you take a closer look at the data, it's still simple, but bigger. And slightly blurry. Might need reading glasses.'

xkcd

21 Jul 2023 21:55

'Refs generally say that you can exercise enough altitude control to avoid the ground, but if you start strategically choosing air layers to steer yourself, that's traveling.'

xkcd

19 Jul 2023 14:45

'The increasing number of graham crackers and chocolate bars in orbit has created a growing risk of Kessler s'mores.'

xkcd

18 Jul 2023 05:30

'The Atlantic is expanding at about 10 ppm (points per month).'

xkcd

15 Jul 2023 03:40

'I feel bad for Earth 2 and their shadowflies.'

xkcd

13 Jul 2023 09:30

'I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.'

xkcd

10 Jul 2023 13:55

'It's just that I get nervous about heights.'

xkcd

08 Jul 2023 05:05

'When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.'

xkcd

05 Jul 2023 23:15

'They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.'

xkcd

03 Jul 2023 19:05

'Slowly progressing from 'how do protons behave in relativistic collisions?' to 'what the heck are protons even doing when they're just sitting there?''

xkcd

30 Jun 2023 17:35

'Mars does get a good score on 'noise levels' and 'scenic views,' but the school district ranking isn't great; the only teacher--the Perseverance rover--is too busy with rock samples to teach more than the occasional weekend class.'

xkcd

28 Jun 2023 15:40

'You can pour a drink into it while hosting a party, although it's a real pain to fit in the dishwasher afterward.'

xkcd

26 Jun 2023 17:50

'Listen, you're very cute, but if you rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together it will RUIN the spacing!'

xkcd

29 Jul 2023 00:00

2808. "Daytime Firefly"

xkcd

27 Jul 2023 02:25

2807. "Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude)"

xkcd

25 Jul 2023 06:45

2806. "Anti-Vaxxers"

xkcd

21 Jul 2023 21:55

2805. "Global Atmospheric Circulation"

xkcd

19 Jul 2023 14:45

2804. "Marshmallow"

xkcd

18 Jul 2023 05:30

2803. "Geohydrotypography"

xkcd

15 Jul 2023 03:40

2802. "Fireflies"

xkcd

13 Jul 2023 09:30

2801. "Contact Merge"

xkcd

10 Jul 2023 13:55

2800. "Down"

xkcd

08 Jul 2023 05:05

2799. "Frankenstein Claim Permutations"

xkcd

05 Jul 2023 23:15

2798. "Room Temperature"

xkcd

03 Jul 2023 19:05

2797. "Actual Progress"

xkcd

30 Jun 2023 17:35

2796. "Real Estate Analysis"

xkcd

28 Jun 2023 15:40

2795. "Glass-Topped Table"

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26 Jun 2023 17:50

2794. "Alphabet Notes"