xkcd

02 Oct 2023 21:10

'[after a minute] "Okay, I think I've got it, thanks. Can I--" "oOOOooOOooo!"'

xkcd

29 Sep 2023 23:45

'So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.'

xkcd

27 Sep 2023 20:40

'I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!'

xkcd

26 Sep 2023 05:40

'I was, at least at the start of this disastrous game night, your friend.'

xkcd

23 Sep 2023 02:00

'If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.'

xkcd

20 Sep 2023 23:30

'Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone.'

xkcd

18 Sep 2023 23:00

'You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.'

xkcd

15 Sep 2023 14:25

'Our experimental aerogel iceberg with helium pockets manages true 100% efficiency, barely touching the water, and it can even lift off of the surface and fly to more efficiently pursue fleeing hubristic liners.'

xkcd

13 Sep 2023 16:45

'NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.''

xkcd

11 Sep 2023 23:15

'Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.'

xkcd

09 Sep 2023 04:30

'It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.'

xkcd

06 Sep 2023 20:25

'Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.'

xkcd

05 Sep 2023 02:25

'Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist'

xkcd

02 Sep 2023 03:20

'The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.'

xkcd

31 Aug 2023 03:35

'Hi all, just replying to loop in *@outlook.com and *@yahoo.com.'

xkcd

02 Oct 2023 21:10

2836. "A Halloween Carol"

xkcd

29 Sep 2023 23:45

2835. "Factorial Numbers"

xkcd

27 Sep 2023 20:40

2834. "Book Podcasts"

xkcd

26 Sep 2023 05:40

2833. "Lying"

xkcd

23 Sep 2023 02:00

2832. "Urban Planning Opinion Progression"

xkcd

20 Sep 2023 23:30

2831. "xkcd Phone Flip"

xkcd

18 Sep 2023 23:00

2830. "Haunted House"

xkcd

15 Sep 2023 14:25

2829. "Iceberg Efficiency"

xkcd

13 Sep 2023 16:45

2828. "Exoplanet Observation"

xkcd

11 Sep 2023 23:15

2827. "Brassica"

xkcd

09 Sep 2023 04:30

2826. "Gold"

xkcd

06 Sep 2023 20:25

2825. "Autumn and Fall"

xkcd

05 Sep 2023 02:25

2824. "Abstract Pickup"

xkcd

02 Sep 2023 03:20

2823. "Fossil"

xkcd

31 Aug 2023 03:35

2822. "*@gmail.com"