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'If you live in Los Angeles (around 33°52'N, roughly the latitude of Hermosa Beach) the black hole in V404 Cygni passes over you each day. On Christmas Day it will be directly overhead around 2pm.'

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'These anomalies are known as Miyake events, named for the pioneering scientist who discovered them and was tragically devoured by a carnivorous tree.'

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'I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round.'

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'The Late Heavy Bombardment was followed a few billion years later by the Comparatively Light but Oddly Specific Bombardment.'

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'Created by the collapse of: [massive stars] [Florida limestone bedrock]'

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'Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.'

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'Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.'

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'Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH'

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'The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.'

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'My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?''

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'Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform 'dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.''

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'Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."'

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'[after a minute] "Okay, I think I've got it, thanks. Can I--" "oOOOooOOooo!"'

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'So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.'

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'I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!'

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