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08 Nov 2023 17:55

'The ball's density also varies, but players don't learn the value until after choosing their raquets. The infamous 'bowling ball table tennis' region of the parameter space often leads to equipment damage.'

xkcd

06 Nov 2023 18:30

'The debate over the correct Messier number for the Ship of Theseus is ongoing.'

xkcd

03 Nov 2023 22:50

'"The police told me I can't be a doctor, but whenever they show up I just go into the Google Maps settings page I found and change the house to 'Police Headquarters' and then they have to do what I say."'

xkcd

01 Nov 2023 16:10

'If you live in Los Angeles (around 33°52'N, roughly the latitude of Hermosa Beach) the black hole in V404 Cygni passes over you each day. On Christmas Day it will be directly overhead around 2pm.'

xkcd

27 Oct 2023 21:20

'These anomalies are known as Miyake events, named for the pioneering scientist who discovered them and was tragically devoured by a carnivorous tree.'

xkcd

25 Oct 2023 15:25

'I average out the spring and fall changes and just set my clocks 39 minutes ahead year-round.'

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23 Oct 2023 15:25

'The Late Heavy Bombardment was followed a few billion years later by the Comparatively Light but Oddly Specific Bombardment.'

xkcd

20 Oct 2023 19:00

'Created by the collapse of: [massive stars] [Florida limestone bedrock]'

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19 Oct 2023 05:15

'Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.'

xkcd

17 Oct 2023 02:25

'Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.'

xkcd

14 Oct 2023 04:15

'Speed Limit: 45 MPH / Minimum: 65 MPH'

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11 Oct 2023 19:20

'The Earth's magnetic field is primarily generated by currents in the liquid outer core, though some geophysicists argue that an unexplained mismatch with models suggests that the Kinder toy contains a magnet.'

xkcd

09 Oct 2023 23:05

'My first words were 'These were my first words; what were yours?''

xkcd

06 Oct 2023 23:25

'Running for office in Minnesota on the single-issue platform 'dig a permanent channel through the Traverse Gap because it will make this map more satisfying.''

xkcd

04 Oct 2023 23:20

'Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."'

xkcd

08 Nov 2023 17:55

2852. "Parameterball"

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06 Nov 2023 18:30

2851. "Messier Objects"

xkcd

03 Nov 2023 22:50

2850. "Doctor's Office"

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01 Nov 2023 16:10

2849. "Under the Stars"

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27 Oct 2023 21:20

2847. "Dendrochronology"

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25 Oct 2023 15:25

2846. "Daylight Saving Choice"

xkcd

23 Oct 2023 15:25

2845. "Extinction Mechanisms"

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20 Oct 2023 19:00

2844. "Black Holes vs Regular Holes"

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19 Oct 2023 05:15

2843. "Professional Oaths"

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17 Oct 2023 02:25

2842. "Inspiraling Roundabout"

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14 Oct 2023 04:15

2841. "Sign Combo"

xkcd

11 Oct 2023 19:20

2840. "Earth Layers"

xkcd

09 Oct 2023 23:05

2839. "Language Acquisition"

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06 Oct 2023 23:25

2838. "Dubious Islands"

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04 Oct 2023 23:20

2837. "Odyssey"